Dungeons and dragons is shit

>dungeons and dragons is shit
What am I supposed to play then?

Stop making these threads and stop trying to push your troll meme.

None of the obscure shit memesters advise you. DnD is fine.

>WRONG

Get off that number crunch bullshit pseudo-WoW simulator, OP.
Low-calculation, highly cinematic loose-concept roleplay is the only way. The only way. Nobody but those involved should have hands in your sacred sessions.
That includes WotC jews and their zombie-legion of gay autistic fanboios.
Let them color inside irrelevant lines while you present the lines for your niggas color.
It's like that yeah

What did he mean by this?

D&D is only shit if you play the old bad edition or you try to run it outside of its focus. D&D is great for heroic fantasy storytelling about or adjacent to killing monsters. For anything else, find another system. As to what, well, specify what you're looking for.

Can you tell us more about what specifically you're looking for in a game?
1. Genre - Are you set on tolkienesque medieval fantasy? Do you want high or low magic? Or are you interested in trying an entirely different setting?
2. Power Level - Along with 1, this helps determine the feel of the world. Are the players random ordinary people, skilled adventurers, legitimate heroes, or demigods?
3. Mechanical Complexity - Do you want something super crunchy, or something fast and easy?
4. Setting Specificity - Do you want the system to come with a built-in setting to use out of the box, or do you want more freedom to make the world you want?
5. Combat/Social Emphasis - How much of the game do you want devoted to combat? Pure dungeon crawl games call for a different system than political intrigue games, and so forth.
6. What specifically do you want the system to do? What kind of game do you want to run?

See, that's too much. No one with whom you would want to roleplay would look at that and say: "wow, look at all this shit to consider! Cool!"
Hmmmmm, you want to talk to this person please roll 1d20+6 conversational initiative on that.
Not convinced this isn't a troll actually.
You guys must simply be incapable of having organic fun.

Just play gurps

Or risus(evens up)

Had a blast playing risus with my normie friends, in a generic d&d dungeon crawl.

>I'm an autistic faggot

and then

>No seriously, I'm autistic and a faggot