What's the best system for playing as asparagus?

What's the best system for playing as asparagus?

gurps

You can homebrew it in anything.

You could look into 3.5's 'Complete Vegetable' and 'Manual of the Plants' for inspiration. 'Unearthed Roots' might help as well, but be vary of balance with it.

digestive system

If there isn't an Apocalypse hack for it already you could probably do it yourself. Either that or Savage Worlds or FATE

>needing a whole system for asparagus

All you need is some salt, pepper, and olive oil.

>wrapped in meat
Why do people fucking do this? What's the point of playing as a vegetable if you're going to nerf yourself like this because "muh edgy build". It was bad enough they can't fucking accept that tomato is just a fruit with vegetable abilities, now they wanna turn the whole nutrient source into a fucking grab bag of vitamins because they don't like being restricted to one portion per meal!

Tbh it would be easier to convert 5e to a vegetable-based setting than run any existing vegetable system.

STOP.

STOP FORCING DINERS & DISHWASHERS TO RUN EVERYTHING!

Rick and Morty: 3rd edition

Is there a veggietales P&P system

>not wearing the remains of the beasts you've slain
>laughingbarbarians.jpeg

Probably a rules-lite. If you want a crunchy, dedicated system you're probably going to have to make one yourself. Here. With us.

no hollandaise sauce?
Who plays a class with only one viable build?

it's GURPS

I expected this and somehow it was hilarious to me.

veggie tales rpg

Did you make this just now?

Are you new? This is ancient joke from like, 20 years ago.

asparagurps

It's as old as the hills, it's even in the unofficial sourcebooks sections of the gurpsgen mega folder.

>make a joke thread
>accidentally wander into a GURPS meme