>Set up decently intricate world, two major political factions in a cold war with one another but the overall tone of the campaign would be one thats more fun and whimsical. >Specifically specified that it's a light hearted game >One of the players is a disgraced member of one of these factions >Set up a section where they decide to get some guards armour for a disguise >"Oh okay, you put one of them to sleep, I'll gut one in the neck then stab the sleeping one" >w-what >"I'm doing it to be merciful, if they get caught they'll be put to the stake" >Thats not a thing >"Yes it is, I worked for these guys, remember" >Thats not a thing >"Yeah sure, tell yourself that buddy I'm gonna keep assuming it"
Player hate thread.
Elijah Thompson
>gut one in the neck
Jackson Powell
It's not pleasant, but you can do it. You really need to give them an impromptu tracheotomy first.
Then again, you don't really need to gut them through the neck after you've slit their throat open wide enough for you to shove your fist down it so it's sort of unnecessary.
Ayden Lopez
Gulp.
Brayden Torres
>Tell the group that the campaign is going to start up in a certain amount of time so I'm going to need them to create their characters and send me their sheet and the general overview on their characters before that time. >Most players get their shit done and send it to me with plenty of time to spare. >But one guy wont send it to me at all, and requires a fuck ton of prodding in order to get him to do this one fucking thing >Usually have to sit down with them and go throw their character creation with them a day before the game starts up. There's always fucking one, I swear to god.
Owen Turner
Every fucking time
Cooper Thomas
In my group, this is all of my players. Day of, they don't have any backstory and we have to use half the game time to make their sheets.
Adam Hall
The one fucker who insists on using metal dice on your glass table.
Brody Sullivan
>That one fucker who insists on playing on his glass table
