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>"You seem a little too young to be an adventurer."

Give me your worst.

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You seem a little too old to be a whore.

"I've lived more pain already than you ever will, let me give you a taste."

But mate that's a great one, best chuckle I've had today.

"And you seem a little too young to die, but you're about to if you don't shut it."

"and you seem a little too stupid to live"

You seem a little too stabbed to be alive!

Y-Y-You too.

Gold.

If we're going for edgy:
>"Old enough to tear your head off and eat it, bitch. I hear elves pair great with a red wine."

No response, just kill the person.
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