IT FINALLY HAPPENED

IT FINALLY HAPPENED

huracan spyder looks dope, i think ill get that one

when will they take monero

Holly shit I can buy 2

holy shit
not a meme after all

>muh crypto moons
>buy lambo
>never drove more than a toyota
>accelerate to 150 mph in 5 seconds
>fear of god
>try to stop
>over compensate
>lose control
>sidetail onto concrete barrier
>go to hell because of Veeky Forums and that one time with your retarded cousin
>on fire in real and spirit
>should have took training in high speed cars
>and helped retarded kids against sexual violence

>pay for lambo in monero
>dealership gets audited
>"hey dealergoy where'd u get this extra 250k from"
>uhh heh uhhhhhh this guy
>good goy what is his name, location, and telephone number
>*gives info over in fear of jailtime*
>???
>you get fucked

the literal state of monerods

I can buy all of them.

I thought this was funny.

Just ordered ..... a pizza

I’d be able to afford one if I sold LINK before SIBOS, fuck my life

200 bitcoins' worth?

my monero is clean, officer
check the records :))

>>"hey dealergoy where'd u get this extra 250k from"

This can't happen with Monero if you don't want it to so the rest of your shit is null and void.

>that doesn't explain where it came from, it has to come from somebody, hand the information of the suspect that purchased the car over now or face getting raped by bubba in jail

>y--yyes officer.

You literally can't get away with it. Even if you paid someone to buy it for you, you'd be setting yourself up for some really bad shit down the road.

wait this seems absurdly cheap. maybe im just used to how cucked prices are in my country

You've clearly never bought a car from a dealership pajeet

Palatable copypasta.

Nice just bought 10

Wouldn't you people rather buy a model 3 than a lambo?

>wasting crypto gains on toys

good goyim

leave my monero alone!!!!!!!

This.

isnt this the defnition of chinese production?

>make cheap lambos for 100s of thousands of dollars
>sell to buyers for a dozen bitcoins worth millions of dollars

monero still has uses, just not for buying large purchases anonymously

You'll get fucked eventually when they realize you have a lambo out of nowhere

tfw i will spent 200$ of a investment i made 6 years ago to buy a lambo KEK

>who /ricer/ here?
Spend 40k on a car spend the other 80k on hookers