What would an interdimensional daycare meant to keep multiple versions of you occupied look like?
Mind you, its a daycare, not a pleasure palace so don't expect whores and booze.
Would it just be a room with food your computer and a private space to do stuff? a room full of tabletop minatures?
An internet connection for porn and a crate of tissues.
it would be a very depressing place...
It actually sounds more awesome than it does sad, as it was portrayed in rick and morty. Well awesome to me, anyway. Sad to everyone else.
It would have a movie room, with my favorite collection of movies. A wargaming room, with tables for 40k, AoS, SoBaH, and a few other obscure titles I've wanted to try.
Also there would be painting and building areas, most likely in the same movie room. I like painting and building terrain while movies I have already seen are going on.
Some may think it boring because we all play the same armies, but I like to think more me's would be helpful in working together to start and finish all those other 40k and aos army ideas we have always been wanting to try. When you know you are being taken to your daycare, just bring your paints and a kit for one of the armies you know are being worked on.
It'd probably look like a bunch of private rooms connected to a common room
We'd all come out and play card games or Heroscape or pen and paper every once in a while and cut up, but I know my limits, so they'd all know their limits, and all of us would know that if we couldn't get away from each other for a majority of the time, we'd start to hate each other and get at each other's throats.
Lab / workshop. With draw-boards, work benches, latest electronics, all sorts of heavy machinery, and minimum necessary utilities. Games and other such social pleasantries are face I keep for the outside world. It this is just for me with me alone, and multitude other versions of me, I would give into workaholism and strive for greatness through it.
Painting minis, playing rpgs, and failing to play wargames.
Probably something like this.
I hate myself but love public speaking. I imagine it would be like an open mic Ted talk. Just an auditorium with a lectern and spotlight on the stage. all the Me's would fill the audience and we'd take turns speaking about RPGs, history or fun facts we read on the internet. The talks would be horribly dull and repetitive but no one would be bothered because we aren't actually listening, just waiting for our turn to talk.
It already exists. it's called Veeky Forums
A really good library full of drugs.
A bowl of condoms (untouched) and a lot of cussions and slings
A bunch of separate rooms with vidya and TV so we can all avoid socializing with each other.
FINALLY I CAN RUN THE CAMPAIGN OF MY DREAMS
>no whores or booze
Any interdimensional collection of me's would certainly contain at least a few r-63'd anons, and probably at least one gin lactating futa oppai loli.
Big comfy couch, a console, and vidya. We'd sit on the couch and watch one of us play vidya.
Likely there would be snacks.
Also I could see some books around and maybe some napping couches.
I'm suddenly much more down with this idea.
I'd have us all bring our Magic cards, several big game tables, and EDH or Draft/Sealed.
>"Seriously guys, is everybody playing Dragon Tribal?
>"No, user C-145 is playing Dinosaur Tribal."
>"Somebody play something without Red or Green for fucks sake!"
A Library with a garden and an internet connection. MAybe also a tv with some game systems connected to it.
If there are mutliple versions of my, I'd guess it'd be full of nerds just thinking of ideas and talking about stuff, all while trying to organize a rotating Smash 64 game
I'd finally get to play all the co-op vidya I want.
A interdenominational me daycare sounds like a lot of fun. There would be a room with lots of little CRT TVs and consoles along the walls for retro gaming. And the same setup along the other half with desktops for LAN but really it would be a bunch of me's playing single player games, but it's nice to have the option.
In the middle of the room are tables for board games and TTRPGs and wargaming. Also a few private rooms if the vidya is too distracting. A movie room with comfy chairs. A nice kitchen where we can all cook snacks and lunches. Painting stations with big display cases so our collective armies can be enjoyed by all when not in use.
Loads of cusions everywhere and cats and fish tanks. Snacks and video games. Some tables for roleplaying and discussing stuff.
There would be loads of me just lying around sleeping
>the daycare for you
there'd be a room with computers and TVs and consoles for the versions of me who are more into Vidya, A workshop to make boffer weapons for larps complete with all the tools and materials necessary for it. there'd be some Mascot person who's acting as my best friend because he's the one who comes up with most of the techniques and projects. there'd be a room where we'd be able to practice larp fighting with one of my larp friends as an instructor on forms of larp combat
there'd also be a room for MtG and the full collection of cards from Alpha to the most recent set with the Ixalan spoilers being updated on a screen
One computer per individual all with an internet connection with some fridges stocked with easily cooked foods and Coke and some microwaves or an oven to heat things up in.
Wouldnt it be an orgy?
I can be entertained for long periods of time with a reasonably comfortable chair, and a moderate quality science fiction novel I haven't read before, alternatively this can come in audiobook format, since I'm down with that too. A pillow would also be helpful and preferably I shouldn't be able to see any other human beings at all.
How many me's are going to be there? How often are we going to end up there? And how long do we spend there? Do we know we are going to be going there in advance? I need more information.
Some booze can be acceptable, like say a three drink maximum of session-strength beer or such?
Anyway, it'd probably look like a Victorian or Edwardian club or boarding house; wood panels, large libraries, leather armchairs and patched tables. Smoking allowed inside. One room would have a large screen and would be showing cheesy sci-fi shows, the library would be full of history books and adventure novels, room for wargaming with large tables as well as a corridor somewhere with small rooms for roleplaying. There would be a .22lr range somewhere in the building as well as a little bar area for refreshments.
I could run and play in my dream campaigns, exactly as I always dreamed them.
This place would be awesome!
That's a clusterfuck waiting to happen.
"I play 'Darkest Dreamscape', all non-purple cards are placed in the gambit zone."
"We all agreed not to play purple cards."
"This is a legal deck in my dimension!"
Or, god forbid, common cards with different rulings in different worlds.
Probably a lot of Lego. Fuckin love me some Lego.
Yeah my dream campaign would totally work with lots of me's. And I am up for fulfilling any role that's needed, so most likely any other me would be too. Meaning we should have a well rounded group.
Unfortunately it would most likely mean everyone is playing dwarves.
But most likely it would move into magical realm and then into a game of pretend
It would look like someone dumped a chemistry lab into a machine shop then set up a gaming table in the middle of it. I'm a born tinkerer, if I get a wild idea for something I try to put it together and see if it would work. I started with building trebuchets and scorpions in my parents yard in high school. When I graduated with a chemistry degree I expanded to backyard rocketry and other areas of experimentation.
Most people would take one look at it can call the FBI.
I could finally finish my card game in progress with multiple mes chipping away at it! Also, it'd feature tons of plain paper, drawing supplies and a few games. Mostly be working on the card game, playing some (casual) magic, and perhaps tabletop rpg. (Lets not get into the non-tg stuff)
What makes you think that your different (you)s are just like you?
Windows would be barred, doors would be locked because I'm always sneaking out of places I don't like to be
There would be private rooms because we are very shy
We would communicate with each other via chatrooms or instant messenger, and each of us would have a computer (I think). We could maybe be friends this way, so long as the multiple me thing remains abstract and can be viewed with a sense of detachment. We would probably spend a lot of time prying into each other's lives and figuring out how we're subtly different from each other due to circumstance and having "dude woah I could have been you in another life" stoner moments
There would be a lot of pillows and comfy stuff like that. Dimly lit, almost dark, most of the light that comes through is natural from skylights. Some mes are probably against keeping pets of any kind and might get angry or try to free them. Others may be accompanied by a cat or two. Comfy ambient music plays throughout but can be tuned out in any individual me's room if I want. There would be an outdoor area with hammocks for sleeping and doing nothing in, and it would have many trees. If not actually outdoors, it would at least simulate being outdoors with a starry sky, cool breeze and bug chirps and stuff.
Media library would mostly have pretentious movies and twilight zone-like spooky stuff, some science fiction novels too.
There would be a literal playground in the middle of the whole complex, but very large and multi-layered with little nooks and such that create small private areas for one on one conversation or silent sitting while doing nothing.
And if we got over our initial shyness maybe a communal area could work, somewhere where we could comfortably discuss and develop our ideas. It's really up in the air whether we would see ourselves in ourselves and work as a singular, happy unit, or if we'd see each other as dark reflections of who we are and come into pointless conflict. It could go either way.
>you will never find the dimension full of booze-lactating futa oppai lolis
This is me right here. Would immediately set down to running all the campaigns or adventures that would basically have required copies of myself.
Fuck me man, I'd never want to leave a daycare full of me's. I think it would be the chillest place ever.
An actual daycare of a theoretical infinite me's would probably have at least a lot of Computers lined up with internet access, and video games of course. Just simple shit like access to WoW, Minecraft, or 4X games. Im not a very competitive person in these online games so we'd probably just pussy foot around and shoot the shit.
If not computers, then there's the televisions where we have Netflix or a Crunchyroll and just watch documentaries or Anime. Talking about the shit we're watching and munching on popcorn.
If not computers or televisions then some big tables with some sturdy chairs (We're fatasses sadly) and Pathfinder, DnD 3.5e or 5e with maybe some basic board games like Catan or something. Probably instead of actually playing the game though we'd just collaborate on a big ass homebrew world and try to come up with stupid wonky shit that might not work, but play test it out anyway. Barring that, we'd be drawing and doodling in sketchbooks and critiquing one another. Bitching infinitely we can't draw hands right.
For food? Simple. Pizza, Nacho's, Tea, Dr. Pepper, and Coffee. We do like to cook though, so we'd never go hungry at least because we'd be asking each other if we want something (Gettin ready to cook, want a chicken tit while I'm in here?)
All of it would be pretty relaxed too. We don't like to argue and just shrug shit off. Nothing really worth arguing about.
This sounds more like heaven than a daycare though.
Well all the Jerry's were similar enough, weren't they?
Oh man. I'm a DM, but always love playing... so, a bunch of me's would meet, randomly pick one of us to DM, and then all discuss ideas for a party, each making sure to make a new character idea. Given my tendency to make up ideas on the spot and run with them, making new characters would be no issue.
We'd play DnD, have a 40k room, have a music lounge with a bunch of pianos, and a napping room that constantly had rain sounds playing, and was very, very dark.
How much funding does this daycare have?
Do I finally get to live out my dream of constant, never-ending EDF combat and high intensity mech piloting while saying dumb soliloquies about war?
Or do I just play video games because the budget aint that great?
>I can GM the campaign I want and have the entire party be the characters I never had a chance to play with
>alternatively, I can be one of the players
A DREAM
Going by the premise of the OP pic, they've got plenty of funding (the Rick who came up with the idea got rich on it) but want to spend as little as possible on you because every extra spacebuck spent cuts into profits. The goal is to have a centrally located place in the galaxy/multiverse to drop you off where you won't be noticeably injured, traumatized, or dead when you get back, because dealing with explaining your injury, trauma, or death to your Earth family would be more inconvenient than paying $X to the daycare. The daycare's only goal is to be more inviting than wandering out into an alien city to try and find your own way home. They don't want to spend any more money than necessary, so means of keeping large numbers of you entertained at once will be prioritized over anything that requires each of you to have an individual rig, and especially anything that requires actual alien hours to manage each of you individually. Most especially, the point of the daycare is that you can be picked up and returned to Earth without causing any significant disruption, so if you end up completely freaking out because the daycare was awesome and now all Earthly pleasures are ash in your mouth, that's a loss.
So, probably the video games thing, if a room full of video games would reliably keep you from getting frustrated and wandering off on your own for a few days.
probably place with some cutting boards, library supplies, a shitton of paper and a hundred different papercraft designs to work on.
also diverse art supplies to draw and paint, and a constant stream of various podcasts about movies, comics, books and etc as background noise.
bonus: a bunch of computers that dont quite work and a lot of games to install on those computers, not to play them mind you, just to figure out how to make the computers run the games
probably pretty autistic
a large library
paint and large canvas
instruments all over
I'd probably have multiple bands of myself playing at the same time with mes dancing
A basement fighting ring
a large table with fruit & chicken drumsticks
vending machine full of low harm drugs
& some arcade cabinets
nice outdoor area