CYOA Thread

wow
the ops are literally condensed faggots lately huh?

OP here, why even the hate?

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Motherfucker, how hard is it to post the damn last thread and pastebin?
Here, I'll make up for your incompetence.

Previous Thread: >55120464
Resources and Archives and shit, oh my!: pastebin.com/vrqYhnpu

There, see how easy that was.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to dump Rise ~The Endless Desert~ in the unrealistic hope that I'll finish my build in time to post it in this thread.

No link to old thread.
Not titled /cyoag/.
REEEEEEEEEEE

How hard is it to deal with not having a cancerous pastebin and backlink occasionally?

There, see how easy that was?

Because you posted a shitty CYOA that actually has its own threads (I believe. They didn't die did they?) and shouldn't be here.

Although you get some of my respect for not bowing to the "m-muh pastebin muh backlink" morons that are currently swarming you with their whining

We need more people like you making the thread, just pick your CYOAs more wisely.

>Bitches about OP's incompetence
>Forgets how to link to other threads
Well... This certainly is a sticky bit of egg of my face.
Ahem, here's the link done correctly:

Fuck this fairy faggot magic shit. Post delinquents!

Of course it is not labelled /cyoag/ it isn't in the general format.

Oh fuck you mate, you screwed up so dont force anyone to clean up after your shit

>Because you posted a shitty CYOA that actually has its own threads
That is another magical girl CYOA altough it is actually a RYOA so its shit.

The CYOA posted has never had its own thread. You are thinking of another Magical girl CYOA that was more of a RYOA.

>"m-muh pastebin muh backlink" morons
Hey, we may be morons, but you can't deny that it's helpful to put it in the beginning of the thread.
What if new friends stumble in and they're scared and confused and want to find one of the CYOAs we always suck the dicks of?

The pastebin is pretty useful for the tutorials. I'm not going to get angry at an OP for not including it, but it was pretty helpful.

Fuck you, not everyone wants to deal with backlinking and pastebins. If you wanted them so badly, you should have made the new thread.

Then they can ask and interact with us. Not all "help" is actually helpful.

>inb4 that guy makes a parallel thread again and starts trying to guide people away from this one through sheer obnoxiousness

You know what, OP?
I apologize. You just wanted to make a new thread before the last one died and we all started bitching and being mean to you for not including something that, while helpful, has never been mandatory.
I'm sorry for being a dick, thank you for making us a new thread.

Maybe you shouldnt be making threads based on how incompetent you are. I mean how can you mess up something so simple? Are you really that fucking lazy to put it in?

So user, I heard you like mystery boxes.

Reveals in 1 hour.

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It was a conscious choice, not incompetence involved.

I like my threads this way, if you like them some other way, there will threads for ages to come, and you can make the next one that way.

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y-YES DESU!

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Are you pretending to be me? Why would you do that?

Cylinder, cherrywood, blue metal.

Kill yourself faggot.

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>Reveals in 1 hour.
Jesus Christ, that's a fucking long time to wait...
Ummm...
>Japanese Cylindrical Box
>Live Strange, Get Lost
>Gear and Clock Box
"Hey, uhhh... Santa? Do you want me to call you a cap or something?"
And there we go.
Now off to finish my fucking autistic ass build!
I should be back in approximately 7 hours.

You first sweetie.

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Why aren't more CYOAs made where each choice is its own CYOA?

kill yourself
fuck off and die

I think most of us here are in dire need of some tender hugs.

Welp. Three boxes, eh?

>Japanese wooden cylinder box
>Metallic blue ribbon box
>Petrified driftwood mermaid box

Don't touch me.

Because authorfags rather focus on narrative and one unique world with many options?

Even with all the magical love powers you can muster, you are far too late to save me.

Think you could start linking old threads when you make a new one?

>cancerous pastebin and backlink
Contrarian faggot at its finest, lads. I have never seen this level of stupidity.

Rika is best girl. Yilafags can get out.

But how else will you learn to cope with all that distress

Love is the most powerful force of all

>Syndicate
The church of nyos
They seem like nice guys also they have magic(?) and that is pretty neat. -30%

>Training
Diplomacy (free)
Data
Knowing your shit makes everything go way smoother
>Weapons
Ion
No weapon training needed there is also the added bonus of shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!" everytime you use it
>Gadgets
Gel mines
Shadowboots
Useful stuff to capture targets and to go sneaky breaky like
>Companions
Nyos sentinel -10%
I just need a cute girl to patch me up and it is not like i am choosing her to become the little girl or anything
>Mission
Hostage rescue
Pfft... Easy bounty i just go there try some diplpmacy and if it fails i go sneaking there and put them inside gel mines and getting another Nyos sentinel is pretty neat too

I agree with OP, fuck you.

I hear what you are saying, but nothing precludes narrative and being on one world in what I wanted.

Salty? Make the thread yourself next time

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Kill yourself you filthy nigger.

Paging for Outer Worlds guy to finish this.

I don't, newfag.

>the guy who wants newfag things like backlinks and pastebins is calling others newfags
lamo

Paris is officially the best girl, it was confirmed. Even Blair is better than Rika.

My my, so much hate, when you could be posting CYOAs.

In any case, you can stick it up your respective asses, and make the thread yourselves next time if you don't like it.

Hey if I take minerva and do her quest could I take dagon out of the shield and put it in somthing else? How would this effect things like Excalibur I wonder.

ruzzers, always ruzzers

wow user for a moment i thought there was a city waifu cyoa when you said paris is best girl

instead you're talking about some regular faceless waifu garbage

a city waifu cyoa would have been so cool it might even be worth reading once

or you know, even if it sucked we could still make jokes about the other anons waifu being full of muslims

but no, it's all the same dreary bullshit as always

>I-I fucked up big time!
>G-guess I'll just say it was a conscious choice and tell everyone to make their own thread!
kek

>Paris is officially the best girl
Are you implying Italics opinion matter?

>Blair is better than Rika.
Blair is a mute-social retard with no friends. There is no way she's better than Rika.

Making the same jokes as everywhere else on the site isn't exactly refreshing either, user

>This guy got to the thread because I was being a lazy bitch, and then didn't make it the way I like it.
>Instead of dealing with it for a thread, I'm going to bitch, whine and cry, thereby making him less likely to want to put pastebins and backlinks next time he manages to get the thread.

kek

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OP didn't fuck up. He did it last thread too. It was obviously intentional.

everyone makes joke's about someone's waifu being full of muslims? that's dumb

oh wait, you're probably a parisian, i guess that explains your post

>Multiversal Bar
>JUSTICE
>Imperial Glory

Well next time dont make the thread at all and save us the trouble you fucking waste of space

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Thank you for the defense, but I didn't make last thread.

No, I think I will make threads when it strikes my fancy, and the previous thread is near death.

the next time I'll make the thread instead then

You're a useless waste of space.

>said the guy who's shitposting to the guy who's at least posting CYOAs
i mean come on now, at least have some self awareness

>Female Naibelums can have 70,000 children from one pregnancy.
Truly they are the master race.

At least THIS useless waste of space manage to make a thread.

What's your excuse?

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>I can summon you down to Hell once a year for my birthday party at least?

Yeah, sure. I don't have any more souls to burn, so let's talk shop.

>Marble
>Succubus (Yumi/My Blood/Thrall)
Look, I've already somehow roped myself into this. Let me get things stabilized.

>Storm Steed ("Sleipnir"/Animal Blood)
Good for transportation! I'll need to learn proper riding technique first, but eh. Saves me a lot of money.

>Arma ("Talos"/Animal Blood)
For bodyguard purposes, ya know? Who's gonna mug the guy with the giant living armor?

>Ritualist ("Goetia"/My Blood)
Look, I'm not gonna lie. If I'm going for a Ph.D, I need to cover all of my bases for those merit-based scholarships. While human effort can achieve great things, I don't know where my own limits are yet. Demonic knowledge is an amazing safety net.

>Imp ("Rosie"/Tomato Juice)
Just. Adorable.

This technically gives me an affinity towards the Demon Lord, but I have no intention of summoning her.

>Mage's Guild
I need to learn more about this power. Learn how to use it properly, and make my own life easier.

Mystery Box reveal. I hope you got everything you wanted.

WTF is UF

ur face

Unreal Fortress

>Get a Kitsune pal
>Become an octo-man
>With a dino-mech

I am pleased.

>Altar
Marble

>Contracts

>Succubus (Yumi) (My Blood)
I should pick something with more utility, but Yumi is too adorable

>Ritualist [Thrall] (My Blood)
Decently high power and knowledge. Excellent Thrall material.

>Hellhound (Animal Blood)
I'm a sucker for an adorable Pupper. It also makes excellent defense during my Ritualist's two week vacation

>Alraune (My Blood)
Excellent for long term adventuring. We'll save insane amounts of space in our luggage when I can just summon an enormous amount of food for free.

>Ember Bloom (My Blood)
9 hours a day of never getting tired and also getting rested over the same duration? That sounds a lot like I'll never have to sleep again.

>Major Summon/Affinity
N/A

>Suggestion
Mage's Guild

>caring but mischevious supernatural waifu
Always top tier.

Who to Fugg? CYOA
- Asian Cosplayer
- Broken Mirror Nudist
- Young Version of Mummified Fairy (see drawing behind her)
- Sea Witch
- Spirit Swordbearer
- DinoMech Pilot
- Voicebox Girl
- Asian Ribbon Girl / Shattered Hoodie Girl

Write a few words about your adventures together.

You're thinking of a different Magical Girl CYOA/RYOA. The one in the OP never had its own thread, you retard.

That's actually how I play most CYOAs, to be perfectly honest. I would choose one based on the picture, but I'm off to bed. Cheers!

>qt3.14 Kitsune
Hooray! Weebish instincts have paid off once again!
>Crazy Nonsense House
2 out of 3! I look forward to moving into my new place with my wacky Kitsune sidekick and exploring crazy different worlds!
>Sweet Neck Voice Thing
Holy shit, this is amazing. I can do the greatest impressions ever and my own voice is almost hypnotizingly alluring.

Thank you, Drunk Santa!
This is the best weirdly cold August ever!
But seriously, do you want me to call you an Uber or something?
Ms. Santa Claus is probably worried about you...

It is one dude who does this for a day or two every other week.

why is love not under romance
why is healing magic not under benelevolence

why

Clock Box Girl. It's been a deep and abiding fantasy of mine since that CYOA came out.

>Got Kitsune, gender bender fluids, and weird neck thing
I'm pretty happy with my initial choices. I just hope my qt Kitsune doesn't mind swinging both ways.

Because the love the spell is referring to is Benevolent love for all things, not Romantic love. Meanwhile, magical girl healing in this setting is powered by Romantic Love.

I'm not sure I see the problem here.