What do? She said she likes DnD

Send her an link to oglaf

Explain to her how and why GURPS is a superior system, that should keep you bust for about 6 hours
>OPs_a_faggot.jpg

Put on your robe and wizard hat

tell her you're not talking about her rogue

Because they're all shooped onto the same template, kouhai.

kill your self

Bring up something else. Don't be the guy who just focuses on d&d. You'll look weird.

>Arcane trickster tiefling rouge
You're in for trouble, I'd steer clear if you can get laid in any capacity somewhere else.

It's not shopped, REEEEEEEE.

Use move and dash to go 60 feet deep into her pusi.

FUCKING THIS

You guys realize that joke wouldn't exactly be funny here, right?

just do it you faggot

does the way she writes fill anyone else with indescribable rage?

>using lol
>managing to misspell lol

I totally would've but I figure that's a bit too obscure for some thot that's into entry level tabletop shit.

>I need more lame jokes
tell her about yourself

Dropped the ball. She wont respond I guarantee

Depends how thirsty she is. Doesn't exactly look like A-squad material from the profile pic. Ugly chicks need love too.

You fucked it up.

>tiefling
instantly dropped

Unmatch her. Women who like videogames/tabletop are almost confirmed for daddy issues

>making sex jokes in the beginning of a conversation
Lol retard

Step one, don't ask any one on Veeky Forums for relationship advice.

That works on Tinder if you're just looking for a quick nut and are attractive.

*Roblox oof*

Well lads should I just go die now?
Or do I wait for the disappointment.

What's wrong with that, user? Don't you enjoy having a girl clawing into your back with her head tucked down while shamefully moaning "daddy, daddy, oh daddy..." ?

wait it out

Detect trap

>not seeing it through to the end
It's gonna be a short thread otherwise

Suffer the shame, you must learn from your failures.

Do damage control by saying something self-depricating and funny.

also this

haha honestly that was far from the worst reply you could have made

You dumbass just wait, see what happens. You won't know until you go. It could be some sweet tight pussy.

Daddy issues dont stay in the bedroom user

She may even be in the thread....

What's your Veeky Forums pickup line?

>but I'm tryna get some bUSSY.
>do you do it from behind
>you do it
Trap already detected.
Which, thinking about it, would have been a better line.

...

>battery
EVERY
DAMN
TIME

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE, CHARGE YOUR DAMN PHONES

...

Well, I'll wait. No response so far, but it was like 3 hrs before she responded to my first message so whatever. If this thread is still alive if she responds, I'll update.

I made a sex joke and it worked. Wait it out.

Thats what I assumed. Far more people browse than post.

Not everyone spends all thier time indoors like you user.

Try annudah girl and we'll help you while we wait

So just by posting here he lost, dude could of bot anal. D&d chicks love anal .
>Gurps chicks like daddy daughter roleplay.
I don't know why, it's just the way it is.

HAHAHA
Funny for me, bad for you
That was retarded

Ok boys. She replied.

OP, this isn't exactly how flirting works. Flirting is either classy and direct, or cheeky subtext. This is just kinda crass text. It's also not exactly funny, it's an attempt at referential humor. Just for future reference, this is unlikely to be a model for successful approaches in most scenarios.

Thanks for the advice. I'm not exactly experienced when it comes to casual hookups.

That's not how charms work

Wow I can't believe you met with any success. Good for you.

ASK HER ABOUT HERSELF AND IF YOU MAKE JOKES MAKE THEM BETTER. People like to talk about themselves, ask her about her campaigns and shit or whatever.

you have been gifted the rare second chance
don't mess it up

Maybe her DM lets her do it because it's like they trust you or something when charmed so it's unexpected. Fuck I dunno.

Say you are playing a pally, bitches love paladins

Seconding this. Just ask her about her character and how long she's played.

Ask for her backstory

>I will mating press you
Do this. This has literally gotten me laid on 3 different occasions

Ha, that's pretty clever. Dec'.

She wants your dagger in her front.

If you can charm her.

Jesus fuck throw some game already

Oh, probably a good piece of data here for any advice coming your way...

Do you want a girlfriend or a fling? Or are you rolling with a come what may approach?

For this girl, totally a fling. She screams red flags.

Also, normal conversation underway.

This is usually where my conversations fall apart on Tinder

I dont know how to get from introductions to getting her number

What kind of a massive faggot uses DND pickup lines you fucking neet

This.

By the way, the convo is kinda moving too fast to constantly update. But I'll put up screenshots every so often I suppose.

Alright, gud job, gud luck, don't be silly wrap ur willy, so on and so forth.

Itll stand out more than "ey girl what you doin" or whatever shit you use

>Ugly chicks need love too.

But they gotta pay.

Do normals even know what a mating press is though? I'd never heard of the term used outside of my korean fap comics

If it works it works!

Tumblr glasses + lolsorandumb tiefling edgelord dickass rogue = steer your dick away my white friend

I imagine she has dnd interest on her profile, making it a valid approach.
just wait for a lull in the coversation and say
"hey, i've really enjoyed talking with you, would you like to catch dinner and a movie?"

"Dangerous to prestige like that. You'd better let me look at that chest."

"so, what will it take to pick this lock?"

I mean, sticking dick in crazy works if you ghost them after right? In my experience at least.

>not inviting her to play with you
What r u doingg nigger

You beta cuck, show dominance

I thought so until some Japanese chick found my FB and epoxied my dorm room door shut
Ever since that awkward ass police report I've just steered clear

Don't use... lol ... your not a 13 year old girl.
It makes it sound like your unsure about what your typing.
what about your elf lol

So what about your elf? What's she like?
The two part question works best because it's a leading question. She can't just answer
>LG
By asking if she's a she too. If the elf is a male she will tell you more about him.
You really should stick with asking about the tiefling.
What makes her such an asshole? Whats the worse thing she has done?
Yes annon never talk to a girl about somthing you are both into.

Just wrap it

>that reply
Does she have a bit of autism or is it just me

Most girls are awkward and boring.

This man is the only one with sense. It don't matter what edition nor system. She is a fucking nerd and you need to fuck her boi.

cool, I love it bearback.

>he says, on Veeky Forums

Noooooo

No, but then they look it up and get really turned on by the idea

Thanks for the advice. You seem wicked smaht.

Hopefully lads, her autism will counter my autism, and the autism levels will be negated. I really just wanna get poonani.