A wizard has turned your entire party into parrots

What's your next move?

I swear there was a quest thread like this.

On Veeky Forums.

Chill out as a crew of sweet birds for a while, this ain't so bad.

Find a room full of tiki and sing catchy songs.

Polly wants a wizard finger.

ERP of course. When asked why I'm roleplaying fucking another player's girlfriend, I can reply "that's just what my character would do, rawwwk"

Murder the dm for including me in his furfag magical realm

would a bards spells have a bonus due to birds having an affinity for singing

Peck out wizard's eyes.

Yes.

With my sorcery turn the wizard into a crab.

That's a kakapo, not a parrot.

Well, I should probably try to figure out why I turned myself and my companions into parrots. I'm sure I had a good reason.

Wild shape into best bird and then laugh at the rest of the party.

>Kakapo
>not a parrot

wut

Find authorities/king/pope/wizard's rival and fly around saying something offensive like 'Heil Hitler', insults to the king and other stuff. When they catch you and want to know your master who taught you all these terrible things lead them to wizard's tower.

SQUAWK

As a group, we shit all over everything the wizard owns.

Why is it always a wizard?

Constantly poop on him and all his things.

Okay, it was evil sorceress. Better now?