Most cringeworthy experience while playing?

I was at my local gameshop a couple of days ago, and a new person came in with an army. We welcomed him in and asked him if he played 40K. He said he did, and the two other people I was with and I said we'd play with him to welcome him to the shop.

He pulls out Imperial Guard, but they were a little unique to put it lightly. I didn't quite recognize what the scheme was. To sate my curiosity, asked him if it was a homebrew chapter. He said yes, and his army was based on the Gor series. You know the one that is entirely based on BDSM and makes 50 Shades of Grey look tame in comparison.

I told him that was neat because I didn't really care to find out more. He then went on a twenty-minute rant about how that lifestyle is perfectly acceptable and how the neckbeards of this game are no better because of Slaanesh as evidence in our shop. Despite the other armies being Iron Warriors, Blood Ravens, and Dark Eldar.

All in all, it was arguably one of the most uncomfortable experiences I've had playing the game. I'm not saying 40K doesn't have shades of that but at the same time a twenty-minute rant over sexual lifestyles while trying to shoot some heretics is still fucking weird.

Cringeworthy experience for you all?

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Some of the Gor books are actually a decent summer read, as long you don't expect high literature but can enjoy more lighthearted, light fantasy erotica.

>Cringeworthy experience for you all?
Yeah, reading all that dribble you wrote was in fact pretty cringeworthy. I can't believe we have to suffer people like you on this board.

40 shades of K

50 Shades of Grey Knight.

The "cringe" shit gives people like OP the illusion of safety, that if they avoid certain phrases and pieces of media they'll be seen as normal while ignoring the deeper, more complex rules that actually govern social interaction.

It's way more acceptable to be an MLP fan who has a circle of IRL friends and can carry a normal conversation than it is to be a car guy with zero social skills.

Gor is seriously fucking shameful though.

Fafhrd shades of Grey Mouser

So OP feeling uncomfortable at someone ranting about a series of porn novels (and the BDSM offshoot that sprouted from it) in public while playing 40k is a signal that he's cringeworthy, disingenuous and needs internet memes to give him a veil of validation and safety because of his lack of real-life social interaction? Where do you people even come from?

>Cringeworthy experience for you all?
Probably when OP thought that he had to explain what Gor is to people on Veeky Forums.

>pulls out imperial guard
>Homebrew chapter

Wat

I mean at least he wasn't a Kaotian ... pretty sure they only play Catan.

thejournal.co.uk/news/north-east-news/cult-leader-forced-lover-sex-4491217

Chill tale, bruv.

I didn't know what it was.

But I'm not a warhammer person so I may be a tad more "normie"

Nah, it's not. It's just badly written BDSM fantasy. Gor as a lifestyle is genuinely cringy though, but not the source material, that's just bad writing.

Pics or it didn't happen.

I would also like pics of Gorean themed IG minis. I mean it sounds bizarre as hell. I'd understand if it was chaos marines or Dark Eldar, but what the hell has Imperial Guard to do with BDSM?

They have their charms, but most people are too pretentious to admit to liking something simple.

Its a series of fantasy novels that has literally nothing to do with warhammer

Obligatory:

>The spider plant cringed as its owner brought forth the watering can. "I am a spider plant!" it cried indignantly. "How dare you water me before my time! Guards!" it called. "Guards!"

>Borin, its owner, placed the watering can on the table and looked at it. "You will be watered," he said.

>"You do not dare to water me!" laughed the plant.

>"You will be watered," said Borin.

>"Do not water me!" wept the plant.

>"You will be watered," said Borin.

>I watched this exchange. Truly, I believed the plant would be watered. It was plant, and on Gor it had no rights. Perhaps on Earth, in its permissive society, which distorts the true roles of all beings, which forces both plant and waterer to go unhappy and constrained, which forbids the fulfillment of owner and houseplant, such might not happen. Perhaps there, it would not be watered. But it was on Gor now, and would undoubtedly feel its true place, that of houseplant. It was plant. It would be watered at will. Such is the way with plants.

>Borin picked up the watering can, and muchly watered the plant. The plant cried out. "No, Master! Do not water me!" The master continued to water the plant. "Please, Master," begged the plant, "do not water me!" The master continued to water the plant. It was plant. It could be watered at will.

>The plant sobbed muchly as Borin laid down the watering can. It was not pleased. Too, it was wet. But this did not matter. It was plant.

>"You have been well watered," said Borin.

>"Yes," said the plant, "I have been well watered." Of course, it could be watered by its master at will.

>"I have watered you well," said Borin.

>"Yes, master," said the plant. "You have watered your plant well. I am plant, and as such I should be watered by my master."

Houseplants of Gor was exactly what I was thinking of when I clicked on the thread.

This can't be a real thing.
This is a meme mocking the series, right?

Someone found some to read? They would never see the light of day in book store around here. Which is a shame. Not a bad read

At least post the whole thing/

>a meme mocking the series

Oh, you sweet summer child ...

>friend tried to make an adventure based off of the Michael Brown shooting but with humans and orcs
>actually was kind of a clever idea but made us all cringe so we just hardcore ignored it
>feel kinda bad now because it might have been an actually interesting adventure but it was in the news at the time so it was way too present

>another friend ran an alien invasion campaign with frog people and we were the resistance
>various furry races for some reason
>my character hated the frogmen
>we capture one and I try to dissect it to better learn how to kill them
>"for the lulz" GM makes me make a will save to avoid fucking the female frog corpse, since i hate them so much
>cringeworthy shit ensues

>two autists who argue loudly over inconsequential shit on a weekly basis
>play is basement of friend's house who still lives with parents
>constant autistic screeching about how they want each other to commit suicide while his stepmom is washing laundry in the next room

....the internet? duh.