What if elves had no sexual organs and reproduced only by exchanging spores with the magical trees they live in? With the offspring growing in tree seed-pods and emerging almost fully grown?
I need strange elves for my game.
What if elves had no sexual organs and reproduced only by exchanging spores with the magical trees they live in...
Jason Ortiz
Bentley Howard
Hello, strange traveler.
Jose Perry
What if elves all had fat neckbeard fetishes and a high libido?
Jaxson Rodriguez
>that fucking salad that hijacks the player's story
>that other fucking salad that hijacks the story to be the best villain evar
Christopher Johnson
GW2 Sylvari.
/thread
Jordan Foster
Full version of the pic?
Ian Gutierrez
Elves are flowers, fleeting but beautiful and varied, responsible for keeping creating new main bodies to make more elves.
Lucas Powell
They'd fuck their neckbeards until the neckbeards lost weight and weren't hot any more
Adam Adams
I'm ashamed to say that I don't know what those are. But they look great.
Jonathan Collins
Avian elves?
Bird-Elves?
Cooper Miller
Do you really want to see crappy Western 3d elves?
Cooper Howard
They're Sylvari. Look them up and see your heart's desire.
Easton Jackson
we'd all have to settle for oral.
Angel Bell
Isn't that pretty much Gloranthan elves?
Hunter Rodriguez
I would be sad watching one of my favorite porn categories dissapearing.
Elijah Watson
Will they be fruits or vegetables? Are they vegan?
Evan Bennett
Challenge accepted.
Anthony Thomas
I forgot how much I hated every single writer that works at Arenanet
Juan Evans
>I need strange elves
No you don't.
Jonathan Brown
That was pretty much the moment I decided to drop GW2. It's a shame because I spent six years playing GW1 too.
Nicholas Ramirez
I think we managed to stop having daily elf bait threads for several days, but it seems we are back on track.
Daniel Kelly
Hey I know that image.
Lincoln Cook
Flowers are sexual organs of plants so male elves are dicks and female elves are cunts... seems about right.
Ayden Miller
came here to post this.
Jason Hill
Since when is cropped porn okay?
Carson Murphy
ain't that the case of the plant people from guild wars 2?
Eli Hill
So long as they got holes