Good afternoon and welcome to Veeky Forums the board where everything's made up and the experience points are sort of like my calorie count - too excessive to matter!
Today we'll be playing a game called Scenes from a Hat: Veeky Forums Edition! If you don't know how the game works, we carefully collected suggestions from fellow elegan/tg/entlemen and randomized them in this hat. I'll select the scene suggestions and we'll see what kind of responses we get!
Graffiti found in the dungeon restrooms.
For a good time visit the Doppelgangers four rooms over.
explosive rune
Summon Grogg for a good time
Why would I summon Grogg when I could just conjure grog?
Beware of mimics.
>*unreadable eldritch text that makes your eyes start bleeding* wuz here
"Guys fuck off and summon someone else, I'm trying to sleep. - Majin"
I think this stall might be a mim
Things you can say about your weapon, but not your girlfriend.
That Guy is at it again.
I hate when it gets all bloody
It's pretty low maintenance.
Doesn't get mad when you try another one for a change...
Here I sit, here I shit, Not a single experience point for it.
She's the sharpest thing around
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I polish her daily
Doesn't complain when I lock it up in a chest
If I have to take her out she's already failed me once.
Not working as well as she used to, better take her to the smith for a good pounding.
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I just keep it in my basement when I'm not using it.
I regret having to leave her behind to flee from that swamp troll
Which one? I have a lot.
Disassembly is a breeze
When I'm using her in public I don't get arrested.
>disassembly
I hate letting random thugs from the tavern pay me to take it down a nearby dark alley for five minutes.
Found mine at the marketplace, took her home for a nice bargain.