YOU SEE GROTSNIK

WHEN TIE TAU TO SHOOTA LIKE SO,
SHOOTA NOW FIRE HARDER BECAUSE TAU GUNS ARE HARDER.

pic related; accurate illustration of what it's supposed to look like.

WAAAAAAAAAGH

DIS IS BRILLEEANT BUT IT NEEDZ MOAR CHOPPY

owz dat shoota suppoze ka kill anyfing when it dont got no flash on it??

ADD SUM OF DEM KROOTIES DEN!

Ya dum grot! Dat's a scranny humi beamy gun dat makez da wagons go boom!

Da tau shoota's shoot dakka, not shiny beamies like da scranny humies ya git!

YOU SEE GROTSNIK,
WHEN TIE NIDS TO STICK YOU NOT NID TO SWING CHOPPA CAUSE NIDS CHOP FOR YOU

10/10

Solid gold

> lettin' bugz chop fer ya

An' wot'er ya doin' instead? Mukkin' about? I better see dat Choppa swingin', ya git!

Wot kinda grot duzn do iz own choppin?
Neks fing ya kno, dat boyz' gunna be doin "art" stuff like a panzee!

YOU SEE GROTSNIK,
PSYKER IS FULL OF DEMONS AND MUTE-LADY SCARES DEMON.
DEMON HAZ NO WHERETO GO, SO LAUNCHES SELF FROM CANNON

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>This whole thread

OI, I seez dat dis is where da brain boyz do dere finkin.
So 'eres a qwestion me an da boyz was fightin about:
Wot 'appens when u put wunna dem sistas uv silence frew a shokk attack gun?

But I'm swingin' da bugstikk, boss!

Ya grots! E'can dakka mor'an'more!

Dat makes no sense at all! You can't just strap any ol' blueberries to a shoota and make it shoot 'arder! You gotta strap some o' dem Cardie Firechoppas to it.

I fink it will make da weirdboyz 'eads 'splode! Or da 'eadz of da panzees.

>Fire caste
>caste fire
>casts fire

Captcha: Emilio Gunby

So ya thinkin dem Tau gitz make da burnaz hottah?

>havin da gubbins ta do dat
zoggin bad moonz