Slaanesh love thread

Khornates are fine, but any rats will be killed on sight.
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Is fucking a virgin a combo khornate/slaaneshi act?

>Tfw she pulls out the latex suit

>mfw corpsefage try to ruin the fun instead of joining in
They need a goodbedding

Only If you use a chain/power dildo

>not using condoms
Nurglite detected!

COCAINE!!!!!!!

>be me
>be random cultist
>need to devote myself to a god or I just get lumped in with those undivided neckbeards
>eventually I chose Slaanesh
>wonder what I could do to prove myself?
>then it hits me
>find other cultist
>female, I think
>approach and gently grab her hand
>in public
>around hundreds of people
>one cultist throws up
>gently move my other hand over her now blushing face
>a squad of noise marines faints in unison
>place my hand on top of her head
>thewarpovertakesme.astropath
>become a daemon prince on the spot

How'd you all prove yourself to the dark prince?

COCAINE!!!!!!!!! COCAINE!!!!!!! COCAINE!!!!!!!

Snorting dry warp weed off of a pile of dead marines and elves

Khorne and Slaanesh are the kind of relationship that breaks up every week loudly and violently, then midway through the week gets back together in a whirlwind of furniture-destroying makeup sex, only to get into another huge argument and break up again the next day.

At this point Nurgle and Tzeentch just assume they'll be broken up more than they'll be together, and work with that.

The pathetic cringe in this thread is almost palpable.
You are all uncultured swine who misunderstand your master.

This. Hedonistic pursuit of orgiastic mindlessness is but a minor facet of Slaanesh's glory. Reach for greater levels of perfection in yourself - in skill, in thought, and in aesthetic. Slaanesh is the god of Renaissance, and we, his followers, the new proletariat.

Will Slaanesh help me get good at playing Chess?

He will make you the greatest chess player ever.
Then you will be so good you will defeat every challenger, and become bored of chess being robbed of the thing you loved to do.
Then you will have to look for something more stimulating to do as chess no longer creates enjoyment for you.

>Slanesh is the supportive parent that tries to be unto your hobbies.
Yet STILL no MILF Slaanesh...

GET ON THAT INTERNET!

>>mfw corpsefage try to ruin the fun instead of joining in
>They need a goodbedding
You mean Bending, as in Gender?

So no COCAINE????????

> tfw enligthened Chaos Marine
> tfw devoted myself to the worship of Tzeentch in the pursuit of true hope, complete knowledge, and nigh-infinite arcane power
> tfw Slaaneshi deviants mutilate themselves, causing permanent damage for the sake of a mundane chemical
> picrelated.jpg

Slaanesh in 40k is for edgelord kids. Like you.
Slaanesh in WHFB is best slaanesh.

youtu.be/wOxcAMEBSmM

Allow me a moment for polite retort. Slaanesh, more than anything else, is the god of excess, more so than perfection, perversion, vanity or pleasure. Slaanesh takes what motivates a being and pushes them to that excess, so much that so much that what you once found unachievable becomes mundane and you find that the only thrill comes from pursuing your passions beyond the realms of the physical, mental, spiritual and what the boring would normally consider sane. You for instance, are consumed with self love, and your interpretation of perfection, and go to extremes to embrace and push the borders of your own passions, you are similar to Fulgrim in that regard. For some the motivation of sensation, the others to temptation of the flesh, and as long as you push for excess in our father/mother/aunties eyes he/she/xir will love and uplift you favoring those that truly embrace their pursuits beyond the realm of sanity and possibility. For you, it's self perfection, for me its

(Snort)

MOTHERFUCKING COCAINE!!!!!!!!!!!!

But really in this massive universe of ours isn't the only real excess the truly prosaic? Only in the bare necessities of life one find a million hands uniting as one to prepare their morning repast each and every day.

Oh Haemaphrodite Prince no! The galaxy is a kaleidoscope of excesses, overlapping, changing and distorting. One thing me and Old Prince Siggy can agree on is all one needs is a mirror. How one uses the mirror is up for debate, but you should give my mirror a try and see the swirling colors of excess weave the beauty of true creation across our pallid dull cosmos.

The most beautiful man ever.

Hello. :3

>death chess
Get on it,Veeky Forums

...That's a man?

He's just that fabulous.

Delet this

What other characters would worship Slaanesh?

Are we calculating Khorne's weekly three-ways with Gork n' Mork into that equation, or are we just guessing at this point?

Clearly the "Slaanesh" head on this Archaon mount is its penis

Pyramid head isn't slaanesh.

If anything is undivided.

>tough:nurgle
>violent:Khorne
>rapey:slaanesh
>secretly the good guy:tzeentch

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Honestly with all the other gods in romps I'm glad i signed on with tzeentch.
>Khrone:gork and mork, slaanesh
>nurgle:isha
>slaanesh:everything that moves
>tzeentch:smart enough to stay out of this.

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This ongoing porn/comedy theme about a group RPing is delicious

>Tzeentch is smart
>butts into the great three-way bloodbath carnagefest between Orks/Imperium/Khornates, attracting the attention of ALL of 40k's 'War gods' at the same time
>smart

Source?

I'm on like 4 warnings so I'll only leave a vauge link. There is like 9 pages of her barbarian being ravaged.

Ah found it. Thank user.

I mean isn't that fucking hot as hell? A bunch of girls RPing a lewd as fuck adventure and you get invited to join?

Come on drop the name or a link user, I'm dyeing over here.

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kinda unrelated, but am I the only one who thinks that the new plague marines could be easily converted in Slaanesh followers?

well Doom Rider is pretty cool I guess

Is that Shadman fanart?
Is Shadman basically a prophet of Slaanesh?
I saw the pics of shirtless Shadman and I totally want to lick MDMA off his midriff.

I guess it's doable.
They kind of have tentacles and you could fluff the bloatedness as their overindulgence in gluttony.
What would you run them as though? The unit they represent has to be Nurgle, if you wanted you could get some Noise Weapons and kitbash them into really fucked up Noise Marines, but Chosen could work too.
They're definitely too fancy to be basic CSM.

Oh yeah, speaking of Sigvald, what'd the Geld-Prince title mean?
Were they going for the German word for Gold to represent his wealth and armor, or do they mean he lost his balls somehow?

Goodnight, everyone. Hope you all have sweet sloppy wet dreams!

I masturbate too much to have wet dreams

This thread is far too quiet, so I present this dirge to our excessive lord.
youtube.com/watch?v=HsGRsDe3iRw

user, PLEASE!

It's censored don't worry about it

YOU FABULOUS BITCH!

Guys I'm thinking of making a spider themed Slaanesh CSM army, how autistic does it sound?

Not that guy, but everytime I see shit like this, I have to ask: Do you even?

I'd say this is some pussy stuff. Wasn't dubstep cool like in 2004? youtube.com/watch?v=YtDAW_FOxW8

take it like the sub cunt you are

youtube.com/watch?v=1olMoSsB_ek
youtube.com/watch?v=czB_gJE2DWY
youtube.com/watch?v=EGNKgah948s
youtube.com/watch?v=BA3dePWvJNY
more noise never enough noise my earscunts arent bleeding yet what the fuck

fuck painting toy men, didn't we come to this thread to go over every top?

At what age should I start introducing my kids to Slaanesh?

the moment their pelvis can take a dick without shattering. I'm a soft pussy I know and I think too much of my partners I know.

I assume all of you have read chapter 2 (slaanesh) of Liber Chaotica?

scribd.com/doc/98397140/Liber-Chaotica

i think too much of my partners physical integrity* sry
I'm just getting a bit drunkerino, I was up for 5 days and decided I'll be a pussy tonight and go to sleep. I've been drinking gin and eating phenazepam for I dont know how long, but atleast not longer than from friday. I think tomorrow will be a not so slaaneshi day.

Dubstep does have an excessive amount of bass though.
Also the song is literally dedicated to Slaanesh.
This works too.

actually, I just started to taste the word partner around in my mouth and might it just be, that having a partner in the slaneshian sense, is not very slaneshian at all. Shouldn't we be talking about masturbatory objects? Like what ever the hole you take is, it's sentience is irrelevant. You just take it. Or is this too khornist way of thinking?

Have some sounds of joy
youtube.com/watch?v=UZlZuYp1fZc

asdasdasd niglet
that is clearly house, nothing of dup or breakbeat in that track, I was just being coy with you

Slaanesh does represent obsession, becoming enamoured with a single partner to the point of excessive possession is completely and totally Slaaneshi.
I don't actually know every little subgenre of music, I just listen to what I like.
And getting high, the end of the song you posted might have given me a bit of a bad trip if I was doing anything hard.

but the word partner, it means there is some care for her/him/it. My thought of diving into sin, is no one matters, not even yourself, as long as the sensation is as strong as it can be. Irl there is no better sensation than 200ml of ghb and 0.5-1g toot of dextroamphetamine, Depending of the purity. The cocktail takes you to discuss things with gods themselves. Nothing comes close to that. Not a thing in this life.

except this and a 1g toot of speed.
youtube.com/watch?v=ObDQtQM4Zr0

gbh* im sorry, im faulty and dumbo

Nothing says sin can't feel love.
I care for my toys, if someone broke something that belonged to you wouldn't that annoy you?
Just do what you enjoy and take it to excess.
If it makes you feel better call your partner your favourite toy, and show them some Slaaneshi love.

Slaanesh isn't the God of feeling good, it is the god of excess above all else, what that excess IS is up to the slaaneshi in question. If it's physical pleasure, than so be it, but it can also be obsession with a specific person, or object. Money, sex, drugs or love, these things are all equal as long as they are taken to excess

this is where i failed to explain myself. Us humans are just conduits for sensations. What ever feeling we can manifest in ourselves and in what ever magnitude, makes us that thing in that moment. It's most clear in extreme cases of intoxication. In that moment, there is nothing else but that feeling in you. You lose every normal everyday trivial shit and you can only be that feeling. Dopamine is a hell of a thing.
youtube.com/watch?v=2OdEFQYmdaQ

I think answered your question better than I could.
Slaanesh is the god of sensation, perfection, and excess.
Be a conduit for sensation, be the perfect conduit and take those sensations to excess.

this is what im aiming at. If my persona is defined by penetration, should I care if the object I'm penetrating is consenting or not. Also known as being a partner or not. I'm not even talking about pleasure got from stimulating a dick, but the compulsion of thrusts that at some point will turn my dick raw and impotent.

youtube.com/watch?v=JJ76zxbRKp0

Have been working on my Slaaneshi warband, they believe that to truly feel excess one must tear down civilisation and become one with the frenzied beasts. Slaanesh is the best God, in her all things are found.

i think they are well painted. Haven't been playing anything Veeky Forums related in soon 12 years. I only come here to keep myself at least some times a little human. This board reminds me of when I was innocent.
youtube.com/watch?v=qOJ6MDwL2jY

wh related, I played tau in 40k, orcs and gobbos, vamp counts and skaven in fb. When I was still someone.

I like them, and I like the way they think.
So do they function like Beastmen more than a Warband?

>Just do what you enjoy and take it to excess.
Like MILFS!

>they believe that to truly feel excess one must tear down civilisation and become one with the frenzied beasts. Slaanesh is the best God, in her all things are found.
>Not becoming one with MILFs

btw if anyone would like to buy 2k worth of skaven, 3k worth of orcs&gobbos (with a decent amount of night gobs and forest gobs) and 4k worth of vamp counts, I'm literally selling them all for 4g of speed. Or one army for 1g of speed regardless of points. 1g is 30e. Tau I have only for 1g.

youtube.com/watch?v=qm9D9G-mSZ0
dem synths, could noise marineros do this?

Slaanesh dubs confirm Slaanesh approves MILFS.
Explains all the tits actually.

also think about this, we have here the best kind of street speed outside of meth and 1g gets me 1 or 2 doses. 2 if I take a 3 day break between the dosings,.

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Noice, dude. They look great.

Thank you am for your kind words user, thus proving followers of Slaanesh are the best! Yes they are very much like a beastman warband, they are however a bit more organised. In time beastmen will be added to the roster, the GW ones are okay but mierce has some amazing woolly rhino and goat men. unlike the beast men though they are very keen on spreading their ideas to other humans by any means possible. I imagine the process would be something similar to the reavers from firefly. Once inductees join the band they are curiously unified, Thier common goal seeming to focus the worst of thier violence on thier foes.

RATTO GET OUT!!!

Thank you user, you should get out their and gorge on TG related things... The prince of excess demands it.

So does this warband have communal sleeping arrangements?
And is primitive alcohol fine or is fermented drinks too civilised?

Angry sex is best sex.

youtube.com/watch?v=o70-qP6ShRQ
HOLY SHIT AM I GONE
there
's an empty bottle of phenazepam there. There's 2 empty bottles of gin there. They might've gone today, or they might have gone during 2 days. Should I sleep or fix more speed?