A Sister of Battle tests your purity

>A Sister of Battle tests your purity

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Oh how I've failed! Please please turn my wicked soul to the emperors light!

No way fag

Do not worry. I have been practising wholesome relationships with all my family for the purpose of ensuring my pure, loyal genes flow through all of them & to ensure we shall have numerous loyal subjects.

>Inquisitor tests Sister of Battle for THOT impurity

Holy kek this image

>Oh how I've failed! Please please turn my wicked soul to the emperors light!

I've got a couple images of Sisters and Templars. I very much enjoy them since I play Templars and am crippling lonely

>NavigatorHouseFamilyTree.jpg

>Rika Inou --- Tomaru Sawagoe
>son

"Haha take that, dad! I've put an end to your-"

>Son --- Tomaru Sawagoe

I am.. uncomfortable..

She gets a null pointer exception.

Either that or Space Marine family meeting.

Seriously, "brothers" who inject their "gene-seed" into each other? Freud would have a field day.

Gene-SPERM, Anonymous.

Time travel? Shouldn't this cause Hasuberg-level deformities after the fourth generation or so?

Post more I need this

The Emperor protects his subjects. Did you not think that the Sisters of Battle being called the Brides of the Emperor wasn't intentional?

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Not Templar but still similar

Don't fall for the gue'va's wiles! They're trying to lead you away from the light of the Greater Good!

Last one I got

Wait, I got one more

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>i am pure
>PURE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIL

You mean, like, with her finger?

>Don't fall for the gue'va's wiles! They're trying to lead you away from the light of the Greater Good!
Oh really now?
Why don't we discuss this in my chambers...

>I can't fucking wait to turn this noisy bitch into a hat

Still technically a type of purity.

Can't you see the clear differences between the early generations and the later ones? I expect that the most recent son looks something like an insect, with massive eyes that bulge far out from the sides of his face.

>Daemonette of Our Lord of Excess
>Honorable servant of the Tau'va

I cannot get any harder

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Are there any sisters x Dark Angels?

Why would there be? The Dark Angels don't swing that way.

T H I C C
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UNF.

We need more heavy sisters.

More luck too her I'm a blank, so if she can stand 5 minutes in the same room with me she is a keeper.

The only one of the two in the same picture I've ever found.
I kinda like the style, has an old anime feel to it.

>And then the Gray Knight cleaved her in two from clit to crown and wore her skin as a holy spirit fetish.

Does any SM swing that that way?
I just want my fantasy.

KEK!

>>Daemonette of Our Lord of Excess
>>Honorable servant of the Tau'va
>I cannot get any harder
Well what if we brought the Sister back into it?

The only thing SMs swing are chainswords. At the enemy.

Large, throbbing chainswords

THROBBING
GUARDIAN
SPEARS

Sisters can't be fat, I mean thicc, because they exercise a lot and purge the calories - not in the eating disorder sense.

You're not my Commissar!

Since when are commissioners testing your purity?

>Brides of the Emperor

Wrong, user. There was a whole war fought (partially) over this. They are Daughters of the Emperor, not brides.

If a commissar wanted to test my purity, I wouldn't dare to question his authority to do so.

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They are Daughters now, and used to be Brides during Vandire's time. A lof of stuff happened at the time that does not fly anymore.

Well, shit.

>the ultimate nerd war between waifu-fags and daughterfu-fags.

Why not both? I mean, the daddy fetish is popular and sororitas recruit mostly orphans from schola progenium, so I would expect lot of unresolved issues.

So you implying that SoBs would indeed be into lolis and or /ss/???

Cool.

The only good use of a Primaris would be to make a model about this

Primaris ain't so bad.

oh my sweet emperoni

>no scars, has never bled for the God-Emperor
>no fleur-de-lis or Imperial aquila tattoo
>uses unsanctioned technology
I want heretics to leave. The Inquisition should do something about those fake Sisters.

They were Daughters before Vandire too.

>no fleur-de-lis or Imperial aquila tattoo

Wait until you see the back, user.

>We need more heavy sisters.
ON THE WAY!

Whys he got rumply skin?!?!

She need two additional cherubs that have to support her melons.
Please someone draw that.

Why are you so dumb

What's the Sisters opinion on the AdMech? Sisters are like turbo zealots for the emperor and the AdMech are, for the most part, of another religion entirely.

I'd imagine they'd put up with them, but not much more.

I want to see a sister and a skitarii primus have an argument or something.

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I, for one, identify as THE HOLY EMPERORS BLADE, TO PURGE HIS ENEMIES WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE AND UNYIELDING FURY

Sauce?

>image search
>google
God-Emperor, thank you for giving me patience. If you had given me strength and courage, I would surely have punched someone in the face.

>gue'va's
That isn't a word, gue'la means human, gue'vesa means human helpers. While I think you were trying to use the word gue'vesa denoting ownership the correct word would be gue'vesa. Regardless if they are leading you away from the greater good they aren't helpers and thus you should say "gue'la's wiles".

Shut up, commie fag.

>*BLAM*

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That's actualy a very good thing

simple, he used drugs to bring them to breeding age earlier.

>10.000 year old archived footage of the most important individual in the galaxy

Thanks sis!

Huh, I didn't know he drew 40K stuff. Makes some top-notch porn though.
I have a few I can rustle up later. Right now I'm in desperate need of breakfast.

The Ecclesiarchy and Mechanicus tend to really not get along, but this is 40K; there are exceptions to that general trend. Veeky Forums's Order of the Guiding Light are allied to the Divine Light of Sollex from Fantasy Flight Games' sector, which is itself a descendant of the Cult of Sollex that was present in 30K. Still, there's a lot of fluff about the factional posturing and squabbles, like how the Ecclesiarchy refuses to let the Mechanicus perform maintenance on Exorcist launcher tanks more often than absolutely necessary, resulting in their finnicky and unreliable amounts of missiles fired.
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Russian guy, goes by Flick.

Porn videos of the Emperor? Was He into some kinky shit?

reminder: her sextape exists online and she sounds like spongebob from the episode where he dried himself of water at sandy's house

Sauce?

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>Sororitas licking her lips at you
Things are either about to go real well, or REALL bad for you

Why not both?

you son of a bitch she does.
I kept waiting for her to scream "I NEED IT!"
click the little arrow google search and her name will popup in one of the results.
Then just search that name + sextape, should be right there.

Officially, the Emprah and the Omnissiah are the same entity, and the Ecclesiarchy is so diverse in its worship that the Admech doesn't stand out in that regard.
But look at the real world monotheist religions and you'll see how this can range from besties forever to mutual annihilation.

To Emperor Tomaru, those words are synonyms.

>no scars, has never bled for the God-Emperor
That just means she's so good that she never gets hit.

Jesus Emperor, that guy draws some hot sisters. I smell propaganda, weren't they supposed to look really butchy and not like supermodels? And why do they so often have scars if Emperor protects?

>no scars, has never bled for the God-Emperor
obviously her faith in her armor and the power of the God-Emperor Himself is what sees her through combat safely. All should strive to emulate her faith and fervor.

>she sounds like spongebob from the episode where he dried himself of water at sandy's house
Thanks for the laugh user

>implying Tomboys of the Emperor aren't fine too

When her love for the Emperor reaches its peak, Sister Ana finds that her body produces a holy substance, which she calls "Purity Nectar."
She has decided to secretly sneak it into the rations of her fellow sisters, to bring them closer to the Emeror.

>Best girl in recent anime
>Lead me to at least 3 new kinks
>Her VA died on my birthday