Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1722: /pol/ jump when Edition

Jump 7: Majikoi
Origin: Kazama Family
Age: 43
Class: F
Location: Kamikawa High School
Perks:
Aren't You Cute
This Is My Spirit Animal
2D>3D
This Perk Is Funded By Matsunaga Natto
Scaled The Wall [1100]
No Friend, Zone [1000]
Not A Single Gap [800]
Ritter [600]
Weapon Saint - Sword [300]
Raised Well [100]
F is For Freaking Talented - Cooking [0]

Items:
Two Best Friends
Matsunaga Natto™ Returns!

Drawbacks:
Red Belt Is The New Red Shirt [1200]
85% [1300]
A Freaking Meteor?! [1600]

Hmph. Youngsters these days. So energetic. Just like this strange bunch of friends that I have. I could probably tell some kind of interesting, introspective story here after my declaration to surpass everyone…but…isn't this cheating? Tomoyo is many times stronger than I am, I'm nearing my fifties, and somehow I'm attending high school. While I'm no slouch myself, you honestly couldn't tell. I get jobbed so often I've probably been disqualified from any other occupation for the rest of my existence.

Also I am unlucky to the point of things being downright cruel. I can deal with it, sure, but it's incredibly annoying. It takes forever to go anywhere, do anything…it's really, really unpleasant and all. Maybe it's just my newfound older age talking, but maybe I should just take things easy for a while. Wait for that spark of youth to come 'round again.

At least it's funny to watch Yamato's shenanigans. They're a funny bunch, this 'family' of mine.

Eh, Valeria strikes me as the typical college liberal, so she's had to have some action with her yuri harem, and an incestuous relationship with her sister isn't out of question either.

But other than her, I think most of the jumpmakers are virgins.

Ankou, the team (and town I think) mascot.

just google christ-chan comic (the system) won't let me post the link here

it's some gijinka blogspot

>diminishing returns

What's that?

There's a place you belong in better over here

Didn't Banchō had a GF?

The kind that take months to incubate and years to develop. I leave those all over the place.

Forgot my name.
Jump 8: One Piece
Age: 20
Origin: Pirate Crewman [950]
Perks:
Nakama
Navigator
Haki [350]
Conqueror's Haki [150]
Swimming [100]

Items:
Swimming Gear
Bink's Brew [50]
500,000 Belli [0]

Yo-ho-ho, I'm a mighty pirate! This world is a bit bizarre and full of dangerous people…and I'm not really the Captain or by myself this time around. So I'm just along for the ride. I suppose I could just slip away once we hit land and do what I want…but what's the harm in staying? The Rosewater Pirates aren't terribly malicious - they're downright friendly for a bunch of pirates. We're named for our Captain, Sherry Rosewater, a lady who claims to be a living incarnation of a god of war, and has the presence and charisma to match that.

Kind of a shame that she actually wasn't a very strong fighter or tactician. She had merely started making outlandish claims early in her life to make a living and intimidate food and money out of people. This snowballed into her assembling a loyal crew when she had merely wanted to live a quiet life. When she wasn't in public, she was actually incredibly anxious and hyperactive, aware of the fact her situation was a lie and series of events she had long lost control of. How did I know this? Because I actually stumbled onto her while she was monologuing about it.

It was kind of awkward.

I agreed to keep her secret…well, a secret, as well as train her in the ways of combat I had learned in the world of Majikoi. I don't know if ki will work for her or not, so it'd mostly be sword techniques as well as what I was learning of Haki from the ground up. So I ended up becoming the first mate of the crew (the Pirates previously saying 'we don't need one'! until she said otherwise), and thanks to my fighting abilities we quickly became a force to be reckoned with. It helps when you can make enemy ships explode into fire and slice the hulls apart with your blade alone.

Jumpmakers, how much do you strive towards "[putting] asses in seats", as it were?

youtube.com/watch?v=dXk5fY8ub_w

I passed all the credit to our fair Captain, however, making it sound like she had trained me instead. This gave her an increasingly fearsome reputation by proxy alone, and many of our enemies would surrender from her presence and stage acting alone. God, I would kill for that kind of luck and charisma.

So that's how things went. We sailed the Grand Line together, fighting and drinking as we pleased. The Rosewater Pirates became more and more like a family to me. They really were my friends and my companions. I actually introduced them to my Pokemon crew, and they got along equally as well. The world is full of strange and funny things, so I wasn't questioned on it too much. Captain Rosewater became a better fighter to match her own charisma, though she was always a bit behind me…understandable, since she hadn't had a real teacher up until this point, and I wasn't sure what was fueling my constant power-ups.

I never really crossed paths with the Straw Hats, personally. We had a few close-calls with some of the Admirals of the Navy, though. The ocean is a big place, after all. But as the era changed, we would survive and thrive in our own little pocket of the world. I hear Captain Rosewater was considered a minor-major player in the events, but she was sure to avoid things that drew too much attention to us. Kind of disappointing for me, but it'd be harder to keep up the act if we kept tossing ourselves into the fire.

Soon, the decade was about done. It would be time for me to say my goodbyes to my friends as they lived the rest of the good life as pirates, free and on the seas. I announced I'd be stepping down as first mate and settling down somewhere. Everyone protested, of course, but I let them down gently and agreed to go on one last heist. And we did. The crew insisted I take the haul with me and use it to live comfortably, and that I would always have a place on their ship.

…n-no, I'm not crying. Shut up. You're lying.

I certainly don't, to busy getting Veeky Forums to talk to guys

I don't know what I'm responding to here, I just saved the post no. and can't be arsed to find the related text. I'l just say "yes" to whatever was asked

My current Jumper is using them. You're not alone, user :)

a lot, you're going to have to be more specific
I did but I dumped her because she broke contact With me for Three God damn weeks when she got a new videogame I took that as a sign she wasn't girlfriend material

>Rossweiss

Patrician taste.

Im actually married, been married for 4 years now.

I have a pretty happy if busy life outside of this place.

Thing is, that wasn't really the end of it. I had gone into the Warehouse to drop off my goodbye present when the good Captain walked inside and was looking around for me. She had wanted to say her own goodbye to me and thank me for all of the help I had given her in keeping the crew together. At least, that was my assumption. I didn't know at the time that she actually planned on coming with me and later reuniting us with the crew after she had talked to all of them. But I hadn't noticed her arrival and she ended up getting stuck in one of the weird glass tubes I hadn't guessed the use of. Right when I felt myself drowning once again…

Pod: Captain Sherry Rosewater

>Eh, Valeria strikes me as the typical college liberal, so she's had to have some action with her yuri harem, and an incestuous relationship with her sister isn't out of question either.
>Typical college liberal
>Had to have some action with her yuri harem
You're making the world sound so much more exciting than I previously believed it to be.

>he doesn't like it when his significant other has hobbies
And just like that, Tera falls further and further into the Creepy Rapist Zone

Val keeps Nubee in her basement so that's two of them who do.

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Can we get a competent thread maker next time?

>typical college liberal
>liberal
Eh, I dunno.

>I certainly don't, to busy getting Veeky Forums to talk to guys

I'll love you the same even if you're a fa/tg/uy.

Congratulations! I hope to never see you in my office.

>I did but I dumped her because she broke contact With me for Three God damn weeks when she got a new videogame I took that as a sign she wasn't girlfriend material

... The fuck?

...And then the meteor landed on the haul?

3 weeks is almost a fucking month user

>Val's harem gets her action
>NuBee is with Val
>NuBee has access to three college girls at once, two confirmed sisters and a possible third sister
What a lucky fucking bastard

You'll still become "OP", there's just more incentive to become a Madara copypasta than the Man of Steel.

Are you trying to make a point?

Eh, I assume that she's American, so if she's attending college/university there's like a 99% chance that she's one of the various shades of liberals.

Nah, the female/male jumpmaker harem is unique to Val. Girls in college have a strong tendency to sleep around though, so I'm just assuming that Val isn't different.

No I just like saying that phrase :^)

Val is Australian. Wait, why am I responding to you? Nevermind.

>Congratulations! I hope to never see you in my office.
I dont understand.

Hey! Guess who's qualified to tell if somebody belongs on a particular thread?
NOT FUCKING YOU.
This is /jc/. You know what that stands for?
"Jumpchain."
Not "Jumpchain Optimization".
Not "Jumpchain, minus the people who don't munchkin it up at every opportunity".
Just. Fucking. Jumpchain.

...Is it really normal for you to go dark on your loved ones for that long?

She's Australian, last I checked.

look it's not like we Were not both gamers but give me a heads up that you're going to be cocooning to play a videogame for a while but come on, I thought she was in the hospital or something! but then Almost a month later when she finally responds to me and says oh no I was just playing Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain

I know right? I have some self-respect I'm not gonna stick with someone if they are going to treat me like that.

Lawyer. Divorce. Divorce lawyer.

Why does it fucking matter to you, Ricrod.

Out of everything he's said how does that make him a creepy rapist?

He's a lawyer

>Draconia
Sounds like some weird material made from condensed vampires.

And people like you drag JumpChain down and make it shittier than it should be.

Take the hint and get fucking lost.

Honoured Jumpers!

I ask of you, to those that have walked the path of Cultivation and the Martial Arts. How have you spread your knowledge through your travels? What techniques and styles have you created, innovated, changed?

What martial truths have you imparted on those you considered your students? And indeed, what of your students?

Come and sit, this old man has some tea and the servants are preparing a feast like none other. Let us share tales of accomplishments that we all hold close to our hearts, and tell each other the names of the Martial Art Styles we developed and made our own.

Welp, my degree in armchair psychology tells me that she must have a bestiality fetish then. I bet she's slept around with kangaroos.

I'm a lawyer and I see 'family' cases. I hope you never have a need for me.

He's a lawyer. You being there probably means that your relationship tanked hard enough that you need lawyers involved for the divorce settlement.

He likes to have those juicy personal details.

I dont,... I do not understand?
explain slower? I am not clever
I gotcha I just didnt understand with the anime girl pic

>Congratulations! I hope to never see you in my office.
Oh, damn. You're a divorce lawyer? The money is good, really good, but, ugh, yeah I couldn't deal with that world.

It's fun to see a jumper who doesn't know how his stuff works. I figure some apocalyptic scenarios will be hilarious, stuff like the Book of Darkness being evil would totally come out of left field.

So are you gonna become a Baker?

It really doesn't. I was just curios because I saw the Gamers! anime op and got curious.

I'll actually study to become a lawyer as well in a few months, though that's in Austria. Got any tips?

For the ten years I am going to be in Marvel Magic do you think I need some anti time perks or the Time Circuitry?

Not so much the rapist part. But wanting to control someone so much that you dump them because they have a life outside you? Yeah, that's creepy.

I pretty much just made a kickass restaurant and used only the finest homegrown ingredients in both cooking and drug making. Cultivation through superb eating and being cultured as hell while training.

>people who try to adapt Jumpchain to be more fun for non-munchkins are making it shittier.

3 weeks is almost a fucking month user.

Nigga, cutting off contact for almost a month goes a bit beyond "having a life outside of you". Unless they were innawoods or something.

Did your job make you a cynic about love and marriage?

Why would you need either?

Your point being?

>Not so much the rapist part. But wanting to control someone so much that you dump them because they have a life outside you? Yeah, that's creepy.

But according to him she went missing for three weeks and he was worried sick, If she was going to keep doing that he had a very good reason

When this place gets too hard you can look at this picture and feel happy, it always works for me.

I just like saying that phrase :^)

I swear we did these exact same posts in the last thread.

Just asking as I was not sure if there would be a lot of time shenanigans considering there was an item dedicated to stopping it.

Yes, this month I'm resigning to this shit. I can't take it anymore.

Coffee, law is easy as long you can read and aren't too stupid. Just be sure to read the material and ask your teachers how to deal with any possible scenario you can think of.

Also, get some mental resistance to fucked up shit and get a hobbie that occupy your mind.

I wanted to help people because my family was shit (and my mother wouldn't pay me other career), but yes, ti left me cynical about everything.

Hope Corgi and Maraca Snake shall team up to cheer everyone up!

There there user, I'm sure NuBee is more of a sidepiece and everyone is focused on Val. Or is he?

I went to World of Cultivation late-chain, around the 600s... Made a Cultivation method that is purposefully are horribly painful, debilitating, and useless as possible.

Then I used my charisma and reputations perk to spread my own reputation as a ridiculously powerful being, and took typical Xianxia students. Accelerated their training a little with teaching perks.

I continued and will continue to do this in every Xianxia setting we have and will get. Xianxia protags will abandon the method they were using to learn from the jumper, and will drop like flies without getting anywhere.

And all those worlds were better off for it.

Basically, I purposefully trained them wrong. As a joke.

You still steamroll everything. You're still in the same general powerlevel. You just add a bunch of nonsensical and illogical book-keeping on top of everything, and can't actually build to a theme or specialisation. If anything, it's less fun. Because investing in the same type of perk multiple times is objectively inferior to just picking up the speshul bullshit of every setting.

I will now jump to Geneforge for the sole purpose of creating a happy snek with a Maraca tail. It will be adorable.

Maybe I'll give them laser eyes as well because why not.

Its called a rattle snake yoro. Racist.

You can also fuck recently divorced young ex-wifes. But that gets old after the thirds time

I've asked this before but never got a real answer so I'm asking again.

When I jump Anno 2070 and get my Ark and then jump CATastrophe can I fill my ark with Kemomimi and bring them with me to future jumps?

>I ask of you, to those that have walked the path of Cultivation and the Martial Arts. How have you spread your knowledge through your travels? What techniques and styles have you created, innovated, changed?
Flying Swallow Crane Dragon Reverses in the Glorious Heavens to Strike Down Those Who Dare Oppose I as I Extend the Name of This Technique to Distract You From the Fact It's Already Coming at You

>What martial truths have you imparted on those you considered your students?
Being punched hurts. Try not to get punched. All Martial Knowledge flows from that axiom.

>And indeed, what of your students?
They are often covered in the bruises given to enlighten them to the first Martial Truth.

Yes. Do what makes you happy user.

>You can also fuck recently divorced young ex-wifes. But that gets old after the thirds time
Hopefully thanks to the proceedings you would at least know if they were crazy or not before you fucked them.

Huh, I figured that'd get frowned upon, fraternizing with the clientele and all that.

No, you can't take people along without buying them as companions or using pods. (Apart from the non-companion followers you can buy in some jumps.)

When you open the bakery tell us so we can organize a jumpchain Meetup :^{

Trick question. They're all crazy.
That's what makes it great.

>I ask of you, to those that have walked the path of Cultivation and the Martial Arts. How have you spread your knowledge through your travels?

Very widely, my entire army is cultivators and several cultivation level martial arts are taught at my public schools as part of the physical education. also I have a section on the top part of the LoT that I teach at with An airlock for the initiations.

>What techniques and styles have you created, innovated, changed?

>a lot, for starters there's my own inventions primarily my longsword/lantern Shield fighting style and divine fencing style groinsaw combat, As well as successful merging of Buddhist palm,The Eighteen Dragon subduing palms,Twelve Kicks of the Tam School,Sinanju,and the path of Cain.

houserule that you can
it sounds too fun not to do

>Shitposting in /jc/ while hitting the gym

That's not how you get some nice gains, user.

What about you, Ricord? Your monster titty folder seems too big for human relationships.

I don't know much about intercontinental relationships, but I doubt that they see each other too much.

Most were simply greedy bitches.

Nothing against that, but there's little point in doing it.

Because I don't think I've ever posted one, I'll do my most recent Jump, DUNE:

Drawbacks:
Compulsion (+100cp)
Kanly (+300cp)

Origins:
Tleilaxu (rolled)

Starting Planet:
Caladin (rolled)

Perks:
Appraising Potential (-0cp)
Ghola (-150cp)
Face Dancer (-150cp)
Fleshcrafting (-250cp)
Still As The Night (-300cp)
Truthsayer (-300cp)

Items:
Poison Snooper (-100cp)
Briefcase of Melange (-250cp)

Yay, it's Yorokonde!

I'm not here 24/7

Master Roshi is that you?

It's your chain. Do what you'd like. If you're trying to find a way to do it without houseruling, head to Spirited Away and go for the Bathhouse Scenario. It specifically allows you to pick up people as followers.

>inb4 Dirge Jump REEEEE!
It's on our Drive.