What would it feel like to use Mage Hand to jerk off?

What would it feel like to use Mage Hand to jerk off?

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A cold, clammy hand gripping too hard.
Perfect for any masochist.

Like a girl giving you a handjob

You do know how that feels, don't you?

IIRC the hand can't do anything that requires a skill check, unless you have a class feature for that. So it would be the worst handjob of your life.

I once sat on my hand until it fell asleep, put pantyhose over it, and then jerked off to Flo rule 34. It was fantastic

This raises the question: does a handjob require a skill check? I'd argue that it doesn't, or that it is so easy that anyone can do it untrained. Jacking off isn't really that hard after all.

>unless

so then what would the skill check be

Seriously underrated fetish, especially if she plays with your nipples with her other hand.

>Sleight of Hand

Who?

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Why does Harry Potter Kinect come with a magic bird hand job simulator?

user pls

like getting a handjob from a bucket of ice in a plastic glove

What's that feel like?

It would be extremely pleasurable.

Wait, what?

You're a big guy.

I've gotten some really shitty handjobs.

Eh. It's basically the same as using your hand, aside from the concentration checks.

>fetish
It's just normal sex. If that's a fetish for someone I'd be seriously concerned the first time they saw insertion.

You have probably jacked off more than a thousand times tho, assuming you're old enough to post. You're extremely practiced at jacking off. Probably have the max number of skill points in it that you can have, in addition to however dexterous you may be. You're an expert at hand to wang combat. Perhaps your class would be a monk learned in the art of cum foo.
Handjobs are easy, but a good handjob is a thing of art.
And you're likely an artist.

>but a good handjob is a thing of art
It feels better than a blowjob if executed flawlessly.

My wizard just tested it. Nat 20 +8. Greatest jerk off session ever.

Jacking yourself off isn't hard because not only do you have instant, truthful feedback of your performance, you also get to cater your visual stimuli to whatever you desire and have spent untold hours honing your craft.

Now imagine some average looking lady who has never touched a dick before tries going for the jerk. They just can't compete.

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Could you use mage hand to rape people?

It feels like your hand exactly like yours.

It's a fetish if they only enjoy handjobs and not regular sex, or at least not as much as they "should." Otherwise it's just an activity. I'm sure someone legitimately has a handjob fetish though.

anything sexual that isnt consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation is fetish

>not using mage hand to fondle the balls of your enemies in combat

I have a pretty strong fetish for scenarios like this where you catch enemies off guard by sudden, surprising sexual stimulation and it overwhelms them to the point where they forget they're attacking you

I've never found any material featuring this the right way

gee i fucking wonder why

Do you mean Veeky Forums material or in general?

In general.

CoC and TiTS are no good either?

>enjoys handjobs, oral, and assjobs more than regular sex
>enjoys giving oral more than regular sex

They're alright

Enjoying a handjob is not a fetish.
Enjoying a handjob more than sex or a BJ is probably a fetish.
Having handjobs be your favorite thing is definitely a fetish.
Just because it's normie as fuck doesn't make it fetish-proof.

This.
Not only do women not have the background of wanking, but without even the experience of knowing how a penis reacts and feels a handjob, let alone your penis, she's not only set up to fail, but odds are she thinks its something braindead easy, and won't give her all into it.

>in the missionary position
So close to being right.
Missionary is in fact a deviant position of the sort you can form a fetish around.

Like someone is trying to rip my cock off? That's surprisingly accurate actually...

Look dude, you've clearly never had a bad handjob. My wife is AWFUL at handjobs, but gives good head. Most women are awful with their hands, largely because of

A performance artist

Nice desu

Wouldn't work, it can't lift objects heavier than 10 pounds.

It feels amazing. Better than a blowjob.

This^
Women suck at hand jobs. They're either overzealous or ineffectually mash their hand into your crotch.