/cyoag/ - CYOA General [Wafus Required Edition]

Still love this choice, just wish I could think of what happens next but my brain kinda shuts down trying to figure out how I helped by simply showing up when the Princess already knew how to escape.

Don't think, simply embrace the tits. It'll work out for you, this is a ZBG cyoa. If it was Quiet you'd have to read each selection multiple times and examine each image with a magnifying glass, because simply choosing one option has resulted in seven possible futures

>That feel when you still haven't reading this glorious thing
01/03
It was the first thing that came up when I clicked "Choose File."
I'm planning on dumping other people's stuff now.

Anyone happen to have any good pictures of Holy Light burning away demons/heretics/filth/anyone, by the way?
Having trouble finding anything for the Condemn Ability.

By slaugthering anything that could obstruct her escape duh.

02/03
Hit me up on Discord and I can help you imagine what would follow.
>the Princess already knew how to escape.
The door you got pushed through was the cell door on the other side.
I'm actually making a CYOA using the setting at some point.

This isn't your typical waifu cyoa, my man. This shit is like "Bad End: The CYOA". I'm morally obligated to fuck a dog person while brainwashing and/or killing her loli sociopath

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03/03
>I'm morally obligated to fuck a dog person while brainwashing and/or killing her loli sociopath
...Okay, I definitely need to finish reading this after I finish reading the updated Royal Revival.
Ooooh, that's pretty good. Thank you!

why didn't you link the new throg in the old throb?!

It starts cute but gets a bit serious later. Just skip the waifus you don't like. Fortunately the settings don't affect each other.

>why didn't you link the new throg in the old throb?!
It was achieved the second I finished making this one so I didn't have the chance.

Reminder that cynthia is best girl and alchemist and that you would be a idiot to not study under her wing

I've got so many questions about this but there are three that are at the top of my list:
1) How the fuck do the Powered Hull Plates work? Do I buy each and every point of extra defense?

2) What do the Fury Interceptors do? Are they the equivalent of the Extra Point Defenses much like how the Starhawk Bombers are the Equivalent of the Torpedoes?

3) No offense to the CYOA Author, but why does it feel...incomplete?

Anyway, Rogue Trader build:
> Warrant of Trade
Standard Warrant [100-10]

> Ship Hull
Lunar Cruiser [90-40] [Weapons: 3 Forward, 6 per Side, 1 Top | Hull Toughness: 60 | Acceleration: 2g | Power Output: 40]

> Crew Type
Naval Garrison [50-2]

> Armaments and Defences
Macrocannon Battery [48-5] [3 Weapon Slots (Front) | Damage: 8 | Hit Chance: 50% Mid-Range]
Light Lance [43-2] [1 Weapon Slot (Top) | Damage: 5 | Power Required: 1 | Hit Chance: 20% Short-Range]
Lance Battery x2 [41-6-6] [3 Weapon Slots (both Sides) | Damage: 20 | Power Required: 3 | Hit Chance: 30% Short-Range]
Combat Hangar x2 [29-3-3] [3 Weapon Slots (both Sides) | 6 Wings of Fury Interceptors (216 Craft) | 4 Wings of Starhawk Bombers (96 Craft)]
Extra Point-Defences [23-2] [Power Required: 1 | Torpedo/Bomber Hit Chance: -10%]
Heavy Void Shield [21-5] [Power Required: 4 | Damage before Collapse: 6]

> Other Ship Systems
Warp Shield [16-5] [Power Required: 5 | Halved likelihood of Warp-Incursions]
High Power Auger [11-5] [Power Required: 1 | Friendly Hit Chance: +15%]
Fitted Crew Quarters [6-2]
Guard Regiment [4-1] [9,000 Guardsmen | Armour and Artillery Included]
Palace-Fortress [3-1]
Manufactorum [2-8]
Ministorum Temple [-6-5]
Luxury Yacht [-11-1]

> Personal Purchases
Juvenat Gland [-12-5]
Combat Augmentation [-17-1]
Battle Harem [-18-1]
Gene-Sculpting [-19-1]

> Boons
Adeptus Ministorum – Donations [-20+20]

I'm honestly still a little unclear as to the protocol here. I don't have a trip in the first place I even could use to post my CYOAs, though I also don't post them unless I'm updating them or someone requests them directly.

Spaceship waifus are best waifus

>elf waifus are best waifus
ftfy

You need a Veeky Forums premium account to post cyoas on /cyoag/. Just look at these filthy tripfags

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Reposting my OC from last thread

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Post spoopy CYOAs

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looks stylish, but something about the font bothers me

DSA where ever you are I pray that you are safe

POKEMON PERSONIFIED PLUS+ WHEN

I NEED MY ESCAPISM

can someone post that smith CYOA from the last thread

The OP has a link to the previous thread, so why don't you go get it from there (or just link to that post if you're making a build)?

Would Pick Phillip.

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>Good to see you pulling a TokHaar and posting your own stuff with your trip off, ZBG.
>Pulling a TokHaar
I guess I will pull a TokHaar too.

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cant find it again

Anyone know where this come from? I can't source for this

>No handholding
>No public displays of affection
Shit-tier bullying.

The Fantastic is best.

you mean the first part of it? this is the first part, what you have is the mystery box

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If I choose Pola, do I get to keep my own guns?

yes

Ha! Time to advance firearm technology by at least 10-20 years.

Maie>Pola>VatrYllal>ur'scha>xam>"lilly"

Why are they all so bad compared to the mystery box? Devourer is basically the Thing as your waifu. How can any of these girls even compete?

I wonder what they would do if someone brought them one of those fancy gyrojet guns.

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I'd rather not bring a ravenous monster to earth, thanks.

What if I go North, past the tree? Fuck following roads.

Why not? This world is not worth saving and humanity is overrated anyway

That's the sort of thing Charlotte gets up to since she's noted as acting like the perfect GF in public but treating like a sex slave in privet.

I can see Cecilia doing it too, since she actually loves you.

TODAY I LEARNED I AM MY OWN MOTHER.

глyпaя бaбyшкa. Listen anons, just think about it. Your father is the sperm, your mother is the egg, which then became you! Thus, we are our own mothers! Yebena mat'

Exactly what we did, and turn it down in favour of simpler, more reliable mechanisms, especially since they'll be starting from a lower technology base and would have to work up through normal guns to get to them.

>House:
Obcultus
>Classes:
Advanced Engineering 4
Genetics 1
Quantum Physics 4
Medicine 2
Progressive Surgery 1
Alien Chemistry 4
Cybernetics 4
Programming 4
Unified Field Physics 4
>Club
Fixers

Gonna git my science on.

Shhh user. I want to think that they will actually make them work.

what's that house emblem designer source? Would love to make some family shields

Oh! In that case they'll figure out how to fix all the flaws and work out how to manufacture them quickly, cheaply and reliably. The country which gets them first will have an immediate head start in the arms race that'll only be significantly blunted when other countries get a hold of the design and figure out how to counter it.

Spoilsport.

I just can't win, can I?

I'm afraid not.

Cheer up, emo kid.

>Why not?
because while it exits the probability of waifus is >0
if it were destroyed it would =0

as such it is better if it exists

If there's life out there in space, somebody will waifu it.

>Cheer up
How? What is there in this world to be happy about? I want to kill myself but I am afraid of waking up in the ICU and strap to the bed for the rest of my life. I tried to starve myself but was force fed by my mum. I refresh this thread every 5 min for the Guardian Spirit CYOA that I know will never come out. It would be mercy if Kim would just nuke us right now

wrong pic

Kim isn't gonna do shit m8. He is not THAT insane. Just be happy you are the last generation of americans before getting BLACKED into extinction.

You are already the last man on earth, the future depends on you.

What are some default choices for combat-themed CYOAs?
There's always "CLASS AND RACE" choices, which are pretty default for me. Then I suppose I could tack "GOD" which gives you bonuses depending on how you act. Or smites you. Mostly the latter.
Then I can't really think further. I was thinking you could go full D&D Paladin and either(keyword either) pick a Domain or a God and receive bonuses based on that.

Then why don't you just leave? Drop everything and go hitchhiking across the country. Best case scenario, you wind up finding something to live for. Worst case, you die in a ditch like you wanted.

>Land of the free
>Can't even own your life
>Forced to live for the amusement of other
>Literally used as an emotional support tool for the public
How can you no wrong in this?

Also, which cyoa can this pic fit into?

>Try to leave house
>Police get called
>Got arrested 3 blocks away
Nuke is my only hope

What the fuck did you get yourself into, user?

Pics that are too recognizable(which Zelda and Ganon really are) bother me so just for this one, I'd say, "none of them".

why did they call the police on you user?

>What if I go North, past the tree?
You wind up back in front of the tree after anywhere from 15 minutes to 24 hours.
The place is dickish like that, you go where it wants you to or you just wind up back in front of the tree.
Though there are apparently a bunch of user's chilling in the tree and insulting everyone else that comes by.

>Try to leave house
>Police get called
>Police laugh and hang up the phone
Fixed that for you. Unless you're underage, in which case and come back after your ban expires.

What if i whip out my cock and stroke it furiously until i cum heaping helpings of my boy goo all over the road?

Alright, I climb the tree.

That counts as "the mundane."

Well i wanted a fairy waifu but what i got was a cookie bombardement. So i got upset with the place and now i won't go anywhere out of spite.

I used to walk alone in the dark hoping to get mugged and killed so they banned me from going alone now. I know they are disappointed in me. I have a very lucrative in a high paying field but I never work and just stay home. Yet they still hope that I will become normie one day and force me alive until then. They have unnaturally long lifespans and are well connected, like mini Rothschild in my area.

Hey SDA if you could review this according to that spreadsheet thing you have I would really appreciate it. Got back home after working overseas for months and finally in the mood to make another CYOA and could use some feedback

Well actually according to the intro they ALL love you. The issue is they can't really express it in a healthy manner right away, but eventually any of them could stop bullying you and become proper waifus.

Roll 1d20 to see how many ounces of semen you just covered the road with in front of all the screeching tree, Anons.
You are welcomed by your shitting screeching brethren.
I already told you that you can get a fairy waifu if you go left.

Pfft, who reads intros anyway?

SDA's only judging his own work with that, and very few others. But it's got good guidelines, you should be able to rate yourself.

Say ZBG, what happens if I start trying to dig under the tree?

You can't just rescue a princess and say ''Lol bye good luck''

>Think about writing down who was going to kill me in my diary or something so that when he does, he will be doomed
>Realize that fate will abstractly fuck me and make this note the reason my foe is coming for me
Funny how your brain goes

For some reason I don't think I'd mind being breed into 'extinction' by this.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

Let's see how good my roll is

Glorious Tree of Indecision and Peer Pressure > Shitty Basic Bitch Waifus Who Don't Really Love You

>For some reason
Because you have bad taste. Now you know the reason.

Would literally rather touch an average Mexican than "that"