Why do adventurers love crazy clothing?
Why do adventurers love crazy clothing?
Luke Bailey
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Ryan Johnson
Most adventurers are not right in the head to begin with.
Logan Martin
When your world's economy is so fucked up that a few gold pieces can buy you a comfortable life and you're getting THOUSANDS from a treasure hoard, you need to find things to spend it on. So, why not the best tailor in the land who can make a one-of-a-kind outfit for you?
Camden Morgan
Probably the sick magical buffs that magical clothing and artifacts give you. I know I'd wear Mordenkainen's Miniskirt if it gave me some sweet bonuses.
Adrian Edwards
> I know I'd wear Mordenkainen's Miniskirt if it gave me some sweet bonuses.
Something something Oglaf, something something slut armor.
Dylan Robinson
Best bonus
Blake Martinez
Only crazy adventurers do. Then again, profession is about stabbing monsters and beings stabbed back, so it kinda attract crazies.
Hunter Nelson
Was meant to include you
Joshua James
I don't know.
Hunter Perez
I'm the dandy highwayman so sick of easy fashion
The clumsy boots, peek-a-boo roots that people think so dashing
So what's the point of robbery when nothing is worth taking? (oh oh)
It's kind of tough to tell a scruff the big mistake he's making
Jordan Lewis
I probably could give a fuck but I can't hear OP over the size of my codpiece
Lucas White
Also because...you know what, fuck it, I'll just post the lyrics.
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>Don't you ever, don't you ever
>Stop being dandy, showing me you're handsome
>Don't you ever, don't you ever
>Stop being dandy, showing me you're handsome
>Prince Charming
>Prince Charming
>Ridicule is nothing to be scared of
>Don't you ever, don't you ever
>Stop being dandy, showing me you're handsome
>Don't you ever, don't you ever
>Lower yourself, forgetting all your standards
>Don't you ever, don't you ever
>Lower yourself, forgetting all your standards
>Prince Charming
>Prince Charming
>Ridicule is nothing to be scared of
>Don't you ever, don't you ever
>Stop being dandy, showing me you're handsome
>Silk or leather or a feather
>Respect yourself and all of those around you
>Silk or leather or a feather
>Respect yourself and all of those around you
>Prince Charming
>Prince Charming
>Ridicule is nothing to be scared of
>Don't you ever, don't you ever
>Stop being dandy, showing me you're handsome
>Don't you ever, don't you ever
>Lower yourself, forgetting all your standards
>Don't you ever, don't you ever
>Lower yourself, forgetting all your standards
>Prince Charming
>Prince Charming
>Ridicule is nothing to be scared of
>Prince Charming
>Prince Charming
>Ridicule is nothing to be scared of
Nicholas Ross
Suits are harder to market.
Christian Foster
You can still tell a lot of personality from the character design in this though.
>sultry doctor scientist
>funster who doesn't take things seriously
>by-the-books and serious
>loose cannon, probably homosexual
>rookie with starry hopeful eyes
>silent bureaucrat with something to hide
>wise mentor who's been around enough to loosen up
Owen Thompson
shes just jealous his boobplate is curvier *and* more toned than hers
Lincoln Garcia
same reason superheroes run around in what would normally be fetish gear.
the people who're attracted to this sort of profession...they're not exactly known for their sanity.
Evan Johnson
Are you sure picking Velvet of all characters a good choice? That outfit is literary whatever she grabbed in armoury in less than a minute.
Ian Jackson
Because.
David Hernandez
I bet the office boss hired the lady in the centre.
Wyatt Mitchell
With Landskneckts its all about showing that you're successful as fuck and can wear expensive gaudy clothes while fighting as you're that much more value for money than a peasant with a stick.
Plus your magnificent codpiece
Robert Morgan
Because they're crazy.
Christopher Butler
Would hire the lady on the far right. Look at that determination.