Why are you so into undead girls, Veeky Forums?

why are you so into undead girls, Veeky Forums?

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Well normally I'd say I'd fuck anything with a pulse but that doesn't really apply here.

mmmm projection of the fetish variety

>she doesn't age
>don't have to worry about her getting pregnant
>really kinky because of centuries of boredom
>probably has magic powers or something
Sounds great to me.

I'm shallow enough to assume people will think me smart if I date a zombie.

OBJECTION! Leading the witness.

I wish they'd spent as much time on the rest of the game as they did on their waifu simulations.

Can't spell "necromancer" without "romance," OP.

Overruled. Or have you forgotten the crime your client is accused of committing is necrophilia?

That's one hell of a case of necrosis.

That's actually the very definition of a leading question, then.

Its like starting off a murder trial with "What did you do after you killed your wife?" Because it implicitly establishes that the guy killed his wife, putting the defendant in a position where its impossible to answer it without first having to attack the question itself.

Dead girls can't say no.

I'm stealing this for my game.
>Of course all Vampires can raise the dead.
>By definition they're Neck-Romancers.

I'd go for a ghost, maybe, but not much else. Corpses aren't my thing.

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>shitty hime cut
No thanks

The Frankenstein's Monster version having larger breasts was a good touch

The good doctor was a lot more restrained than I would have been.

I would have blamed the back problems on the reanimation process.

You know that comfy feel when you turn over your pillow on a hot night and it's pleasantly cool to the touch?

Imagine that, but with snuggling up to your undead gf.

literally the most attractive haircut a woman can have
get out of here with your shit taste

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>why are you so into undead girls, Veeky Forums?

>>Not an Osteophilliac.

Fucking Pleeb.

because I can't get any living ones.

That cutie in the middle needs a good boning.

Fuck you, user. I don't want to feel this way about the dead.

If undead are your laifu, Urgathoa is your perfect Waifu.

I just like unique women. Beyond that I really don't have an answer.

Dead girls can't say no.
OR
this is Liv. Liv is a zombie. Liv is hot. Ergo I'd fuck a zombie.

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Dunno the game in question, but....are these all the same girl, just different 'rez' options?
Vampire, Frankensteinian, skelly, actually alive, and robot?

Because I was started on them at a young age.

She starts out as the skeleton. Skeletons are immortal but she has Boneitis and will die soon, so you can either put her soul into a robot or capture a human woman and transfer her into that body. Once she's a human she realizes humans aren't immortal like her skeleton race, so she seeks out some other ritual to rectify that and can become a vampire. I don't remember how you get the Frankenstein one.