Men, as you can very well see. We're on a space station. But not just any space station. This space station, before the rift tore the galaxy asunder, used to supply this sector of the imperium with vast quantities of grade-A starship fuel. The kind of fuel that the Exolon Crusade is in dire need of.
As is the case. We have been sent in to reactivate the station, and clear out any miscreants or squatters that may be living inside of it. I don't need to tell you all how important this fuel is. Without it, the crusade will be trapped in open space, here in the dark Imperium, until guilliman himself somehow finds us. And if I hear one more person ask me: "Can we open up one of the containers and get high from the fumes", I'm going to start executing people!
As such, to make sure you are all fully prepared for this. I am calling for a surprise field kit inspection. So, present arms and equipment for a Field Kit Inspection!
>Welcome to ''Field Kit Inspection", home of the 'Unknown Regiment". Feel free to join in! Remember though, we tend to use spoilers for OOC chat, while green-texts are typically used for describing a character's actions. D20s are for combat checks, while d100s are for other things you wish to roll, with higher typically being better.
Y'know I've noticed we never actually inspect our equipment, we just start shooting at each other or getting high. Weird, huh?
Brayden Garcia
I AM HERE, I WILL NOT DESTORY THE BASE THIS TIME
Jason Taylor
VERY GOOD MAJO- I MEAN LT. COLONEL MEN, LOOK UPON MATTHIAS AN AN EXAMPLE OF HOW QUICKLY ANY ONE OF YOU CAN ASCEND THE RANKS!
ALLRIGHT THEN, LETS GO! >Michael would begin wandering off into the hulk with his two bodyguards
Jace Morgan
>an elite figure, clad in black armour, meant to strike fear in enemies >he has his modified lasgun, and appears to be Elysian-Valhallan.
Liam Williams
Private Barrington present and ready for battle!...although I'am a bit afraid that closed spaces aren't exactly my speciality
Noah Barnes
Corporal Doomhamer here, ready for duty, sir! I was transferred here from the Elysian Regiment, to assist your """""delinquent""""" regiment.
Kayden Baker
lets move out
Michael Lopez
Corporal Doomhammer... It's nice of you to finally drop by for inspection. seriously. We haven't seen you in over a month. Where you been?
>Matthias would shake his head as the priest walked off into the darkened corridors of the fuel station. >"That man is going to get alot of good troopers killed..."
Very good, Steve! Because if you do, all of us will be dead.
Personally Viktor. I blame that as much on our own troopers short attention spans, as I do upon the enemy.
Cooper Baker
>meanwhile, up ahead, Brutus would be rigging a large amount of the containers to explode, unbeknownst to the regiment
Joshua Jenkins
Which would be bad, so I won't, what are we doing today sir!
Isaiah Carter
I was... transferred to the Elysians, trapped on some hellhole planet which you may see in your Dataslate app "News", it is... Antaru II. I have been sent back to you. I am here to make this regiment a bit better, and improve the mess halls.
Owen Murphy
ooc: playing more on Galactic Federation. Good to be back!
Elijah Jenkins
>A voice would appear in Brutus' head No Brutus. We need the fuel. We will release the hounds on the regiment when we are ready.
Christopher Hill
Rolled 78 (1d100)
>rolling to see what's down this corridor
Sebastian Phillips
*under her breath* Last mission and I'm out of here...
Blake Martin
>he whistles You look kind of lost..
Juan Moore
Leave her alone person man,I will break your face
Samuel Nguyen
No mon- erm fellow guardsman, I'm not lost
Anthony Torres
>Brutus would grunt before simply loading some of the fuel tanks up from a distance
Juan Gray
Rolled 5 (1d20)
>he sees the figure, takes out his laspistol, and fires >he looks at the eldar.
Josiah Cook
>Krux's voice would appear in Brutus' head again Come back to headquarters. I am assigning you command of a surprise you might like... hehehe
Eli Mitchell
>The lone corridor would be a dark, rusty mess. The walls covered in massive man sized pipes, that would run all across the station, from the massive fuel reserves at it's center. Ever step one takes, echoing throughout the corridor itself. >The power itself has been turned off. Leaving the hallway unilluminated, lest you are equipped with a "Twin-linked" lasgun.
Chase Morris
>Brutus would use tzeenchian bullshit to return to the warp
Eli King
>The man yells down the hallway VIKTOR! >It echos back at him Well that was fun
Jace Myers
Rolled 11 (1d100)
a guess id better go find the circuit breakers >rolling to search
Bentley Thompson
>Michael would get as creative as he could get before being heretical and rev his eviscerator close to his face, his sparking rosarius serving to provide scattered and temporary light >now that he could see, he continued forth with his guards
Liam Richardson
>a faint screech could be heard further into the abandoned station. Vents all around the station would shudder with running "footsteps"
>Whatever was in there was in large numbers, and was not human
Brody Hughes
So, other than my fearsome reputation, I am also a skilled cook. I plan on making an amazing dish, I require some time. Is this okay?
Brayden White
>Steve punches his mask to turn on his night vision goggles
William Bailey
>A moment later, something echos back to him.
>"FAGGOT~!"
>Sadly, a set of massive doors, block his path.
Parker Brown
>he turns his night vision on, and his tactical flashlight and laser. >he hears the noise What the fuck?! I am not gay, I am straight, excuus moi.
Nathan Morris
well I guess I'll blow up these doors with a melta bomb
Levi Ross
Rolled 53 (1d100)
>Steve rams the door to try to open them
Jayden Parker
>Something echos back. >"DO IT, FAGGOT! I DARE YOU!"
Hudson Flores
Rolled 5 (1d20)
MEN, OPEN FIRE, PLASMA HIGH CHARGE!
Logan Gonzalez
This station is really angry.
I guess if I were a floating petrol station I'd be angry too
Ayden Campbell
Rolled 40, 67, 56 = 163 (3d100)
>he launches several grenades from his 40mm grenade launcher at the door, conveniently melta grenades.
Asher Howard
ok, the space station is alive fuck you space station, im a tech priest, I do what i like and I like what I do. > sets melta bomb on doors > stands back >smiles >explosion
Oliver Gray
What is petrol?
Noah Roberts
Rolled 32 (1d100)
>rolling for explosion
Connor Gray
>He would be shooting at the walls and doors. >Sparks fly, and metal begins to melt, as plasma shits boil away metal pipes and walkeays.
Bentley Myers
An ancient terran substance, otherwise known as fossil fuels. Made from the hardened remains of primitive creatures from millions of years, it is a useless fuel. Humanity has moved to electric/hydrogen/promethium for fuel now.
David Butler
Rolled 93 (1d100)
you dense... Stupid mother fucker! KEKUS supreme! >The door would explode open. >Among other things... >Rolling for if the explosion ignores the fuel fumes
Connor Jones
Rolled 6 (1d20)
Intriguing. Though knowledge normally leads to heresy.... ALL RIGHT THIS ISNT WORKING. DO IT AGAIN BUT WITH SPIRIT!
Joshua Cox
>surprise It stopped to be a long time ago. Can we finaly have updated schedule on this inspections?
Aiden Baker
Hmm.... it might in your mind, but I am sure the god emperor doesn't mind knowledge, as long as it is not heretical.
Luke Hughes
>Sadly for the priest. The door beyond, is full of fuel fumes. >What's worse, is that his little nuclear powered stunt, just ignited ALL OF IT! m.youtube.com/watch?v=v7ssUivM-eM >Everyone, please roll a d100
Jackson Mitchell
...
Christopher Gomez
Rolled 37 (1d100)
Nolan Thompson
Rolled 16 + 15 (1d100 + 15)
>Steve covers himself with his shield
Jeremiah Gray
Rolled 100 (1d100)
Ryan Barnes
Rolled 41 (1d100)
oh dear
Kayden Campbell
I am now on fire
Matthew Lewis
>lars, being the smart man he is, decides to cover himself with a handy flame retardant >he is safe.
Jackson Phillips
AAH, YOU FUCKING IDIOTIC TECHPRIEST!
Landon Jenkins
im not sure why a breaching charge, created such a large explosion. I suspect that my colleague deph may have "upgraded" this charge without telling me
Luke Walker
>Being 95% metal components has it benefits, it would seem. As such, when the hellish explosion went off a fee dozen feet away. Viktor would find himself mostly unscathed from the flames, save for some mild charring to his suit.
>Oh GOD EMPEROR! FIRE IS HIT! FIRE IS HOT! WHY IS FIRE SO HOT!?! OH GOD IT BURNS! WHY DOES IT BURN!?! >Micheal is sent flying back against a set of pipes by the explosion. Leaving a massive priest sized dent in them. His rosarius, the only reason he is alive with mild second degree burns across 10% of his body.
Austin Cook
Rolled 76 (1d100)
Rolling to put myself out
Anthony Phillips
Rolled 71 + 10 (1d100 + 10)
ooc sorry everyone on the discord
Jose Lee
Im not on fire anymore, but owwwwwwwwwwww
Lincoln Turner
THE FIRE HAS SPARED ME! I AM THE FIRE LORD
Adam Cooper
ARGH, IF YOU SURVIVE THIS GELT, IM GOING TO KILL YOU!
Camden Butler
>Meanwhile Barrington is patrolling around the station with the shuttle Umm chaps, what's with the...explosion?
Jason Harris
no you won't
Wyatt Gray
Oh, its a teacup I suppose >he chuckles that is what we call praetorians on elysia. Anyways, get under cover. Also, since we are done, shall I prepare the mess hall?
Benjamin Hill
Rolled 87 (1d100)
>Steve, who is covered in burns punches the tech priest in the back of the head
Sebastian Nelson
>The tech-priest would find his robes aflame, and several dozen minor functions shutting down, as his body is sent flying a few feet into a wall. >His collection of gear turning Gifs, has also been deleted it would seem.
Colton Ross
>Michael would ignore him and probe deeper into the station, now illuminated by the remains of his torch from the planet officially designated as "oh god this planet has so many fucking mawlocs why emperor help me"
Alexander Powell
>Shows up, seeing all this idiocy, he scowls.
Zachary Ross
*under breath*damn elasyans Why should I be under cover? I'm in a shuttle looking at the station from the outside in case emergency evacuation is needed, I'm not really comfortable with the rusted corridors of the abandoned spacecrafts
Landon Gonzalez
Wolfe look I'm the fire god >the man is waving two zippos around in the air
Adrian Jones
Well... can you bring me along? Entire stations on fire, and we need to evac now. I have experienced similar things, one thing was that my entire regiment died.
Andrew Torres
>gelt, being made of metal would hurt to punch > still concious but considerably dazed he would lean against the wall and begin to apply self repairs to himself and his robes
Isaiah Carter
>From up ahead, would be sounds of furious laughter. >"FUCKING FAGGOT ACTUALLY DID IT!" >"I KNOW, RIGHT! WHAT A DUMB ASS!" >I DOUBT HE, OR ANYONE WITH HIM IS STILL ALIVE! WANT TO GET HIGH OFF MORE FUMES?" >"SURE! BEATS DOING DICK ALL!"
Brayden Rivera
Rolled 2 (1d20)
>Short on patience, backhands the man in an attempt to bring him to his senses.
Aiden Rivera
Rolled 10 (1d100)
>roll to see whats behind the flame blasted door
Sebastian Lewis
>Steve doesn't even feel pain anymore, only excessive rage and confusion
Aiden Reyes
>the man matrix dodges the slap, pulling more zippos from within his coat whilst doing so
Jackson Ross
WOLFE, STOP THAT THIS INSTANT! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!
Nolan Powell
>The door has been blown open. Revealing a corridor covered in quickly dispersing flames. >It would seem the stations fire suppression system is also unpowered... >Beyond the corridor, there would be a set of various other corridors, that had been blocked off by copious amounts of debris, and neatly stacked chairs. >A maintenance hatch appears to be open.
Jace Cooper
>Lars manages to get off and into Gladstones shuttle >he radios the ship to bring more to evac them.
Kayden Bell
MEN, CLEAR THIS RUBBLE IM GOING DOWN THE HATCH!
Michael Carter
Oooh, chairs. This looks like a health and safety breach boys, and if I don't clean up at least one of these a year one of my toes is cut off. So I suggest we move that one
Also potential for survivors and whatnot yadda yadda yadda.
Nathan Johnson
>It's a rather dark looking passage that's just a foot or so beneath corridor above. >If anything, it looks vaguely untouched by the fires above. >Laughter can be heard coming from down the left passage.
David Morgan
>Meanwhile Belasya, happy that her timer has ran out, fucks off in her cloaked eldar space craft
Henry Richardson
MEN, GET DOWN HERE! CHARRRRGGGGEEEE
Eli Hughes
>Standing at the entrance to the hatch, begins ordering Guardsmen down it.
Lucas Rivera
>stands beside him, handing zippos to the men
Kayden Walker
>A large hulking figure charges through the wall...yelling WHERE AM I!?
Cooper Wilson
I don't really know, I just kinda pass out then wake up in these places. I think we're at a promethium station
Nolan Wilson
Rolled 77 (1d100)
>Michael would run in to the room alone
Jonathan Rogers
Ah I see, thank you good sir, my name is Jefferson, ex-pianist
Cooper Taylor
Cool, I'm not gonna question your sudden and questionable entrance. I'm Viktor, I used to be an Administratum Adept. I don't really know what I do anymore.
Owen King
Hmm that's a good question by itself, I think my masters left me in a box here as a joke, anyways what are you all doing right now?
Henry Jackson
GUARDSMAN, HELP ME EXPLORE THIS ROOM!
Brody Howard
Ummm...Oh course sir! Lead the way! *Whispers*Do I even count as a guardsman?
Gavin Mitchell
>Steve is being sad in a corner, and tending his burns
Xavier Richardson
Just play along, I think he has a mental condition. The fire may have scorned you brother, but its light still burns bright within. Fear not, the fire's warmth may yet envelop you my child.
Liam Flores
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU ON ABOUT VIKTOR? YOU DO THE PAPERWORK, YOU ARE NOT A DAMN SALAMANDER!