EDH/Commander General /edhg/

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>Official Site: Contains deck building rules and the current ban list.
mtgcommander.net

>Deck List Site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck’s strategy and card choices.
tappedout.net

>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the the internet.
edhrec.com/

>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen Commander’s color identity.
manabasecrafter.com/

CARD SEARCH

>Official search site. Current for all sets.
gatherer.wizards.com/

>Unofficial, but has GOAT search interface.
magiccards.info/

Thread Question: How has Magic: the Investing screwed you over lately?

>getting assblasted by Sol Ring in 2017

I was sitting on some ancestral visions I got before they were unbanned, and now those prices are dropping. Sold my glimpse the unthinkables while they were 30$ though, so that's nice.

Should have sold them a bit after the unban. Price was at its highest and wizards had already reprinted it once

ya but thats every sleeve after a while. thats why every little bit you unsleeve everything and clean them off with rubbing alcohol. the thing with eclipse sleeves is they split easier than dragon shields and while it happens less frequently than the normal ultra pro sleeves it still happens much more commonly than dragon shields. seeing as you have to buy 2 packs eclipse sleeves to make a deck its not too annoying since you will have a ton extra but you are still paying much more than dragon shields and they split

either way though if you like them go for and buy them

>How has Magic: the Investing screwed you over lately?

Not "lately" but I was holding onto two Kalitas, Traitor of Ghet back when they were $40 each, but just tossed them in a binder and forgot about them. Then I checked them out, and they are worth like $10 now. I mean, comparatively speaking to most cards that's still worth something, but kinda a loss.

Oh well. I used one as a commander for awhile, and my friend borrowed both when we went to a standard GP, so they've gotten some play.

>How has Magic: the Investing screwed you over lately?
well i still cant afford to play legacy or buy more than one modern deck because for whatever reason wotc is scared of making investors mad but that isnt really so much "lately" as it is constant

post your favorite color combination
and your favorite fetish

Simic.

Bondage and diapers.

G/W
sissification

UR
femdom

Guys, I'm living the dream, I got a copy of Grimlock and my friends are letting me house-rule it.

My question now is… how do I make this deck not suck?
I'm gonna have dinosaurs and werewolves and vehicles, but I've never really played a creature-based strategy… how do I not lose to wrath effects? are there mass regrowth effects that don't suck? Any help is appreciated. I'm not new or anything I just never play this style of deck.

Pic related (with enrage dinosaurs) is the only real synergy I came up with between the factions

Naya
Male Human on Female Non-human Sapient impregnation.

Rakdos
petplay, gentle dom

Gruul
Sizeplay, Large

Mardu
face sitting

I can't decide between Temur and Sultai.
Paizuri

>they are a meme, dragon shield mattes are better in literally every way
Untrue. The Eclipse sleeves are ten times easier to double sleeve. The perfect fits just slide right in no problem. The only thing I hate is the tinted front.

Colorless
Muscles

izzet
thicc asian women

>WotC releases 5 mono-color commanders that can piggyback with any other commander
>They don't do much but they add on to an existing commander's color identity
I had a dream.

Orzhov
Panties, light femdom, crossdressing, traps, tomboys, and so many more I can't list them

>wotc making new commander cards

S T O P

Mathas or Queen Marchesa? They both look fun for table politics but I'm not sure my group runs enough removal for Mathas to go off.

mathas in marchesa, go ful politic

I've also got a handful of +3/X effects and double strike effects to 1 or 2 shot with his flip side, which seems decent, but vehicles with equipment is kinda ass

get that shit outta here

Abzhan
If it moves and has a pussy, it's within my range of tastes.

Not a bad idea. I'm not big on pillow fort playstyles though, and my group does get durdly so maybe Mathas would speed things up

Orzhov
Futa on trap, tomboys, facesitting, delicious brown girls.

Okay fine I'm changing my mind


I'm building… Samut, with a bunch of creatures, where do I start with not getting blown out by wrath effects

>post your favorite color combination
golgari?

>all of these fetishes
wtf yo

years of Veeky Forums have made normal porn and sex not do anything for me

...

GU

So, so much, but at the moment futa on trap is what gets me going. Futa autofellatio, too.

Izzet
handholding and mindbreak

I mean… to an extent. When I go outside my playgroup I'm just gonna run Samut or maybe Bruse/someone. But I'm still building a naya beatdown deck at the end of the day.

But just from what I know about playing EDH, non-token creature strategies seem like ass unless you're playing 1v1 or something. I have Genesis but that seems slow as fuck, and gamble/season's past/eternal witness seems probably too cute. I mean I have boros charm but I don't think I can recur it often enough?

Gruul
Rough sex.

...

Grixis or Jund
vore :)

Azorius
lactation, frottage, milfs in a 3-way tie

Simic
Mind control

how would this card be

color identity: white red
ability: whenever you deal damage, gain that much life

i don't know about the cmc, or the power toughness
or even other possible abilitys

but it seems like a start to fix boros as a color combination

>a
wow dude u did it i love u

...

>whenever you deal damage
but the player never deals any damage, it's permanents and spells they control that do. It should read something like
>Whenever a source you control deals damage to a player, gain that much life.

>that ability

You do know lifelink is a thing, right?

Typical

my roommate is doing the same, it's not super busted until they flip and even then it's like the jeskai rando strike one.

>not die to wrath
boros charm

flicker effects (eerie interlude ghostly flicker etc) won't be super useful but will save a board

play regrowth

play asceticism

play a fuck ton of ramp and haste enablers and that's about it

This does literally nothing to fix Boros. Card draw is sorely needed in those colors

>Whenever a source deals damage to a player, gain that much life.
Fixed

>opponent attacks you
>lose the life then gain the life
10/10

>blue player has to keep a full grip at all times

So like RW Exquisite Blood?

Maybe have it be like:
>Whenever a noncreature source you control deals damage, you gain that much life

So something similar to Tamanoa and Soulfire Grand Master, except just RW and in enchantment form

Esper
Femdom, hypnosis/mind control

Manabarbs is pleased

It should also be an angel, preferably with flying and give all permanents you own indestructible and hexproof
2RRRWWW
6/6
>Retribution Archangel of the Final Faith Reckoning

You forgot "to an opponent"

no he didn't

RW
all-male facesitting

Temur
incest and loli

It should be
>Other creatures you control have indestructible and hexproof
Otherwise it'd be too strong

and only
>At the beginning of combat

>no loli commander
So where would I go for a Loliana, Heretical Healer?

Sultai
Tentacles

the internet

When people talk about Spirit of EDH, this is what they mean.

so Empress Galina can take planeswalkers now right?

What, ordering one's cards alphabetically rather than WUBRG is the spirit of the format?

Orzhov
Women of Eastern origin (thank you based gf) and pet play

fuckin' hell meant to actually respond to

yes

which online program is best for playing edh, /edhg/?

cockatrice

xmage

people on cockatrice suck and try to cheat

Cockatrice if you know people. xmage if you don't have friends.

This is what they mean and if you haven't played EDh with a literal Elder Dragon as your general then you are not a serious EDH player.

Oh but I do.

Abzan
Loli, feet, sleeping, mindbreak, incest

This!
I only play with Elder Dragons and Narset Transcendent as my Generals!!

I c wut u did thr

Or
Romsha, the Tenderhoof
R/W R/W
Legendary Creature- Minotaur Shaman
Whenever you gain life or deal damage, you may draw that many cards.
>Each salve from a long lost cultural
>Each bolt from a brainstorm
3/3

>look up some budget decks on tappedout
>oh this looks fun
>$400 paper
I don't think these people know what budget means

$400 compared with $5000 is "budget"

Naya
cumflation/impregnation

$35 dollars is budget...

$5,000 dollars is retarded.

>look up EDH deck
>"I made this for casual tabletop fun"
>$900

Boros.
Impregnation.

I agree with you that 5 grand is silly, but $35 really won't get you much. That's a bunch of pack fodder and a bad mana base

I think these people and the guys who give thousands of dollars to twitch streamers are the same people

>minotaur
>not brown skinned THICC giantess who sits on you and sucks you up into her anus where you live forever in her fibrous muddy love hole

From my experience, you probably won't have a deck that actually does anything fun for less than $100

here are my decks. i'm not really going for "budget" i just don't buy any lands over ~10 dollars.

arjun - 580
grenzo d- 202
kirin c - 252
kraj - 329
doran - 388

honestly though, there is very little you can spend money on which maintains value as much as magic cards. you can buy a playstation for 400 and sell it next week for 200. you can buy a car for 10,000 and sell it next week for 7,000. or you could buy a volcanic island for 300 and sell it next week for 300.

>have an Azusa deck
>worth $100
>prices spike
>Azusa alone is now half that
Price is not a determiner of power. It fluctuates too easily.

Honestly if your manabase is under $500 and its not mono color you wont have fun
Sure you and your frewnds can have "fun" with a $20 hooker but you really want one for $500 who wont give you an std and leave you with shit on your dick

I think "spells and permanents you control have lifelink" might work better but maybe lifelink is weird on non-creatures.

Why can't Veeky Forums comprehend the concept of balanced cards?

that's not very red or white.

Lifelink is a creature keyword though, so it wouldn't make much sense on a spell

Still better than anything printed after RTR
>7.8/10 would hire for r&d