An actual Kitsune...

An actual Kitsune. A demonic fox that takes on the form of a beautiful woman and has the lovely habit of destroying empires and devouring human flesh. Also, may curse you for a few thousand years.

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Or a waifu that wants to cuddle with you at night and make babies.

Their Korean cousins are much worse.

The Japanese would probably agree.

>one actual kitsune

Fixed. They come in a lot of varieties. Like some just serve old women living at the forest's edge for an eventual downpayment of human flesh that'll boost their magic powers.

There is no such thing as 'an actual Kitsune' because they don't exist.

Jobber Kitsune.

t. Kitsune

Says the person that's never been fucked over by one before. The fuckers live all throughout China and Singapore.

You meant to say: An actual Kitsune. A perfect waifu.

> A shapeshifting fox that takes on the form of a beautiful woman and bears children for a lonely samurai.
> A fox that loyally serves good gods.
Kitsunes differ.

We've already established Jobber Kitsunes.

Is that Tingle on the ground?

>destroying empires and devouring human flesh
Remember the wisdom of the ancients: more than one waifu will destroy your laifu

Not everybody's born from a white nine-tail fox, bro.

#notallkitsunes

That's just an excuse they use when they don't amount to nothing.

Yeah, they are one of the worst. For me it goes:
>Sasquatch
>Humans
>Fairies
>Goblins
>Kitsunes
>Australians

Uhm. The correct term is vulpine-american.

Surely you meant livereater-american?

>America is the only country in the world
There ARE other places for mythological terrors who seek only to rend and destroy to live, user. Geez.

But they don't matter....

True, true.

America is a constant, just like we called the continent America thousands of years before America existed, I think we could call the whole planet America for the same effect.

>Australians
>Existing
Nigga what?

Africans would be pretty surprised if you called them African-American.

My kitsune picked up an AR and is on a quest to destroy all that is evil.

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The best kind.

the one that existed

the actress

They generally aren't trying to gas whole countries, run global torture-camps or drop nukes in anger.