Good day and welcome to Veeky Forums, the board where everything's made up and the experience points don't matter! That's right, the experience is sort of like your first job, meamingless in the long run.
Today we'll be playing a game called Scenes from a Hat: Veeky Forums Edition! We carefully collected suggestions from fellow elegan/tg/entlemen and randomized them in this hat. I'll select the scene suggestions at random and we'll see what kind of responses we get!
Michael Moore
When natural 20s go wrong.
Juan Hall
>I roll to knock on elegant glass door
Austin Robinson
>Hey—look at what I just rolled on my skill check!
David Long
Things you can say about the dwarf but not about your lover.
Brandon Morales
You are Fatter and shorter then last time
Ayden Gray
Odd posts to the adventurer's board.
Joshua Davis
Help! Someone turned me into a sheet of paper and just skewered me to this board!
Samuel Perez
Nice beard
Christopher Ross
Watch out, they're heavier than they look.
Chase Rivera
Heroes NOT wanted, please avoid cave near Morrison farmstead.
Anthony Fisher
That beard is cute! CUTE!
Aaron Roberts
That Guy is at it again.
Julian Myers
Need help clearing innkeepers from basement, reward 10g.
Anthony Anderson
Local man seeking friend for a day 10g
Michael Sullivan
No, you seem to not understand this, since I wrote Lawful Good on my sheet, then that means that torturing this baker is a lawful good action, and therefore he must be a cultist. *rolls dice*
Alexander Morris
I roll to climb up the bar wenches butt.
Julian Myers
>I cast fireball on the vampire.
James Wood
The bard's last words.
John Fisher
Last words before the Paladin falls
Julian Adams
"AAARGH!"
Hudson Powell
>No, you seem to not understand this, since I wrote Lawful Good on my sheet, then that means that torturing this baker is a lawful good action, and therefore he must be a cultist. *rolls dice*
Luis Taylor
Wait a minute, I can't pull out!
Brayden Myers
I bet I can make this jump
Evan Powell
>"When a Paladin does it, that means that it is not illegal."
Cameron Harris
Hold my beer.
Hold my beer.
Hold my beer.
Hold my beer.
Hold my beer.
Hold my beer.
Julian Perry
"Aim for the bushes"
Robert Wood
>So this class basically plays like a fighter, right?