/cyoag/ - CYOA General - Why The Fuck Didn't Any Of You Make This Sooner Edition

so i hear ZBG is making a sequel where NOTedmond dantes is going to try and fuck everything up

WHERE IS ZBG

Go to bed Celt.
It's not a matter of avoidance.
It's only a matter of how long you can run away from me.
Once there are at least 25 actual CYOAs posted, I'll show you what I've got.

This only counts as one by the way.

>Once there are at least 25 actual CYOAs posted
You double nigger.

fuck off

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Ahhhh. My russian heart is melting... Any true russian LOVES chess. Thank you user! May girls wrap their buttholes around your holy sword! Любви и кpeпкoгo cтoякa тeбe!

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Bastard

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Alright, there's your help.
I'll be waiting.

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How the fuck did you manage to post it upside down?

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14/25

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Flooding the thread with one page cyoas? That's something I can do!

>Once there are at least 25 actual CYOAs posted, I'll show you what I've got.
So ... I can avoid it by posting RYOAs?

I'm gonna count the quads as 4, because nice get user.

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You might as well make sure they're good, numbnuts.

Everything else I have is multiple pages, sorry

They're good to me.

>Katja
is cat

this amuses me

Rolled 8, 1, 10, 10, 9, 9, 4, 9, 8, 3, 5, 5 = 81 (12d10)

Sure, why not. I'm bored

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And there's 25.
It's not much, but here's what everyone's one for participating in the poll.

>disclaimer

I was expecting something but okay

>Plasma Gun
>Twin-linked
>Nerf gun
>Silencer (Why does a Plasma Gun need a silencer?)
>Daemonhammer
>A dose of Frenzon
>Guard Flak Armor
>Open Void (Oh fuck me)
>Tauros (Fuck)
>Suicidal Penal Legionnaire (CONGRATS!)
>Bosses' strength is doubled (NO NEED)
>Eldar Farseer

They are the reason I'm in space without a sealed suit aren't they?

>Calm the fuck down
I love you m8.

Wait, if he's on the throne then how can we even beat him? Isn't he basically immortal and a god?

Hello what is happening i am new how does this work at this point i just looks like a lot of typing and anime wafus

>can we even beat him?
Not with that attitude.
The circumstances are vague for now, but you will be able to face him.
The CYOA will focus on how you prepare and go about doing so.

New girls, previous girls, or a mix?

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>The girls wouldn't submit to him.
>The false king didn't just rape them.
What mate?

Shut up and start fapping!

Huh, I was expected a cyoa about being the true heir and needing to save the day after the other guy turned out to be a total tyrant, but this could be interesting.

Sigh...
We all know it is him,...Dio.

Is this a roleplaying game or are there just a collection of people who make a story line and we follow along please explain

It's random. Sadly.

None of the above
For the most part each cyoa is a self contained story and set of choices, in a word an adventure

You make your choices and use your imagination to rp an adventure. Good for amazing liquid dreaming.

This ones hard

Sor-Nir
Pandora

I'll be the greatest fighter in history, get paid millions, live a cushy life, and fuck my tomboy waifus

Someone please help i need assistance

I'll help

the key is to cuck him until he no longer wants to live

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I am Omnipotent

Is it shitty OC time?

how come i've never seen best CYOA aka viking rape adventure posted here?

Nimue
get a book with detailed instructions on achieving divinity.

because it's not the best

Poll? What poll? I haven't visited in a week.

The poll to decide which one of our named lil sluts is gonna be top bitchboi.

Let's give this a go.

dice+12d10

Or that zodiac shit.

you are a liar and objectively wrong.

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Rolled 5, 8, 2, 4, 7, 2, 6, 7, 4, 6, 4, 7 = 62 (12d10)

fucking hell ZBT can you post the shit already

>600x6000

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>ZBT
Whol?

Is Beri still alive?

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You drank your elixirs, right? I mean, if I still have a Stand and super powers, I'm definitely hunting that bastard. Who even alerted him?! They're catching these ethereal hands too.

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>each of them has super powers
>already married to a proper king who is not dead yet
>thinking their realms will fold if he tries to rape them

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there's probably some rule that people with royal blood can actually fight other royals
otherwise the world would have ended the first time a king lost it

So i choose mind and instantly drop dead being over 50? How stupid can you get.

The Poll is going to be how I'm going to have things played out.
Especially for whoever lost...
I did >You drank your elixirs, right?
Injected, but yes.
The powers and choices from WotZB will carry over into the sequel.
>Who even alerted him?!
All I'll say is the Poll helped decide that.

Obviously it was one of the two people who could actually tell you were the lesser heir. It was that darn homo wasn't it?

Was it either Sebastian or Abirathi, who are sort of tied for worst girl?

Why would anyone want to live in the Fallout world even as a protag?
You have to wander desert for days to get anywhere and you are supposed to work around unreasonable encounters and random crits by save scumming

Oriadne was the one who traced the bloodline and fudged the details.
He's sneaky and good at hiding secrets, but he isn't infalable.
I never said the one who lost the poll was the one who betrayed you...

I never said you said that.

Obviously he didn't fudge hard enough or he usurper just winked his anus at him in an erotic manner.

Like a horse pussy? Someone post the webcam.

>Usurper is literally a female horse
No wonder Oriadne chose you to take over!

If angelica is the backstabber i am going to be so mad. I really wanted to fuck up the guy to death with her.

I FUCKING KNEW IT.

IT WAS THAT CUNT VIGNETTE.

DON"T YOU TALK SHIT user!

Sh-should we kill Vignette?