Hey Veeky Forums, what D&D character are you?

LN Human Monk 2 / Wizard 1

STR: 8
DEX: 8
CON: 11
INT: 10
WIS: 8
CHA: 9

I don't have the self-discipline to be a Monk and the CON should be lower. Just fucking kill me.

Lawful good 4th level human paladin

True Neutral Human Paladin/Wizard (1st/1st Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength- 8
Dexterity- 12
Constitution- 11
Intelligence- 10
Wisdom- 13
Charisma- 11
Would you let me join your party?

>True Neutral Human Wizard
Ah, so I'm That Guy.

Ability Scores:
Strength- 16
Dexterity- 13
Constitution- 14
Intelligence- 15
Wisdom- 12
Charisma- 12

And what the hell is it with these scores?

Last time I took this I was a strength 15 level 2 ranger.

I'm afraid to take it again in fear I've diminished since that time.

>Chaotic Neutral Wizard
u w0t m8?

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Drizzt?

True Neutral Human Wizard (2nd Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength- 8
Dexterity- 10
Constitution- 12
Intelligence- 13
Wisdom- 14
Charisma- 10

True Neutral Human Monk/Cleric (1st/1st Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 11
Dexterity- 12
Constitution- 14
Intelligence- 11
Wisdom- 11
Charisma- 11

Looks about right.

Level 3 Elf Wizard

Lawful neutral Elf Ranger (3rd Level)
Strength- 12
Dexterity- 12
Constitution- 12
Intelligence- 15
Wisdom- 12
Charisma- 10
I don't play RPG

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Damn, I turned from a straight rogue to a bard since the last time I did this. Eh, kind of makes sense.

I think the problem with these tests is how difficult self-evaluation is.

But fuck y'all I'm part dragon!

True Neutral Human Paladin (3rd Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 12
Dexterity- 10
Constitution- 12
Intelligence- 13
Wisdom- 11
Charisma- 10

I'm so fucking bland it hurts.

>no one even close to level 10 yet

Did OP seriously into arcane secrets

I shall join you in being absolutely unremarkable, my brother.

There's also a bunch of questions that skip from avarage to extreme without having an option for "decent". Also the last question just gives you free levels.

Read again.

>you've reached age 50!
>you may be just an unskilled homeless bum but now you're a level 5 unskilled homeless bum! Take your d4+CON health and use those skillpoints wisely.

This test is complete shit because it's entirely based on your perception of yourself. There are no hard measurements.

Intelligence can correspond to IQ with the 3d6 "bellcurve" fit roughly to the normal distribution for IQ. Match up the sDs and you'll have something pretty close. There's a Simantics article about it that does a fairly good job explaining it and gives an IQ score for each Int score in D&D.

Dexterity would require some kind of test of coordination, perhaps multiple tests of agility whose scores are then averaged. Remember the average is 10 so if you did a large enough survey to get a distribution you could do something with it.

Constitution can be measured by breath-holding and endurance tests then linked up to rules in the book for such things.

Strength can be measured by bench press scores, it's quick and dirty but that's all most people would have patience for. Maybe squats too.

Wisdom and Charisma are harder to measure but perhaps something similar to Dexterity could be worked out. Would have the least accurate results of any of them, but it would sure be better than these stupid fucking piece of shit tests that fa/tg/uys use to wank themselves onto other fa/tg/uys about how they have a 16 Strength because they go to the gym twice a week and how they have a 16 Con because they last a real long time fucking their fat girlfriend because she's so ugly it takes them forever to orgasm. Or how they are in college so CLEARLY that means 14+ Int. God fucking damn, I really wish most of this board would die of some sort of disease spread through gaming dice and magic cards. I learned the other day that one of my friends browses Veeky Forums, and he is the most insufferable conceited member of our gaming group, he thinks he is smarter than everyone then repeatedly gets BTFO over dumb shit. He's probably in this thread confirming he has an 18 Int because he said so in the bubbles and that makes it true.

What am I missing

Hey, you do not fuck with city druids or your everything will be covered in shit.

The race that makes it obvious the pic is just an edit?

Here's mine. Get gud plebs.

Forgot pic.

For what it's worth I didn't edit the level

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>TFW you're so caster it hurts

True Neutral Human Barbarian/Bard (2nd/1st Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 12
Dexterity- 13
Constitution- 12
Intelligence- 13
Wisdom- 15
Charisma- 12

Odd combination. Con should be way lower. Interesting tho.

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Out of curiosity I tried to pick the most extreme answers in every category. Here is the result.

seems about right

I'm weak but well educated, and favor both the scientific as well as the spiritual sides of life

Lawful Good Human Cleric (3rd Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 13
Dexterity- 13
Constitution- 12
Intelligence- 16
Wisdom- 13
Charisma- 15

I really didn't think of myself as lawful good, but man.

So judging by the results so far, Veeky Forums is a bunch of casters with two rogues and one 90 year old pedophile druid.

43rd Royal Mage battallion Wands of Thunder, hooah?

I guess it does make sense.

I'm going into the medical field, generally like burgerland, believe in close friends and family, and I am religious.

So basically lawful good cleric.

Why does sorcerer keep showing up?

Most of these results involve sorcerer for some reason.

The image in my head is hilarious. Thank you, user.

You really have to understand that Veeky Forums is majorly dominated by STEM field workers.

We are a pretty religious board, and because we like weird paper games our major stats are wis/int/cha.

So like a bunch of neckbeard casters.

I quite enjoy that most of us are good/neutral. We apparently lean between lawful good and true neutral.

More like vastly overestimated your own abilities.
>I'm much stronger than the average person
>I can't remember getting scik
>I have a photographic memory
>I am much smarter than the average person

Charge your battery.

>Neutral Good Human Wizard (1st Level)

>Ability Scores:
>Strength- 10
>Dexterity- 13
>Constitution- 12
>Intelligence- 15
>Wisdom- 8
>Charisma- 11

I'm statted and ready to be isekai'd

>129 questions
Christ, this is going to take a while.
At least it's not one of those shitty 6-question quizzes that doesn't prove anything.

>Loli druid

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my con is bad but other then that im happy

Not too surprised. Looking at the details, very close between lawful/neutral/chaotic and good/neutral.

Neutral Evil Human Monk/Sorcerer 3/2

Str - 11
Dex - 14
Con - 14
Int - 14
Wis - 15
Cha - 14

Not that surprised to see NE pop up. Dex is probably a bit high.

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not only the only barbarian till now, but also the only bard. I guess I'm that guy.

Same.

This is actually kind of accurate.

It didn't take long for the questions to stop having answers that applied to me.

Huh, I guess I over estimated some stuff, didn't think my answers really leaned that strong towards a particular side...

Lawful Neutral Human Wizard.

Weird, I was Neutral Good last time I did this.

True Neutral Human Monk
Strength 12
Dexterity 11
Constitution 13
Intelligence 13
Wisdom 11
Charisma 10

neat

Lawful Good Human Paladin/Cleric (2nd/2nd Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 12
Dexterity- 14
Constitution- 13
Intelligence- 13
Wisdom- 14
Charisma- 12

Pretty reasonable. Stats are probably too high if 10/11 are supposed to be average.

My stats are kind of nuts for my level.

Too bad I got Fighter, he's only good in 4e. Sorcerer is alright.

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True Neutral Halfling Rogue (4th Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 12
Dexterity- 13
Constitution- 12
Intelligence- 16
Wisdom- 14
Charisma- 15

>>>I am so disappoint.

True Neutral Human Wizard (2nd level)

Strength - 9
Dexterity - 14
Constitution - 13
Intelligence - 16
Wisdom - 11
Charisma - 11

Seems about right.

You Are A:

Neutral Good Human Sorcerer (4th Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 14
Dexterity- 16
Constitution- 16
Intelligence- 16
Wisdom- 17
Charisma- 16

Not bad

I'm pretty hard on myself I think.
I was 1 point from being Lawful Good as well. Monk/Wizard best class combo

A FEKKING DORF WIZARD

>doing it for the record.
>>easydamus.com/character.html

>pic related

well, shit.

Lawful Good gnome, 2nd Monk, 1st Cleric.

Strength- 12
Dexterity- 13
Constitution- 13
Intelligence- 13
Wisdom- 12
Charisma- 14

Optimized stats? What are those?

What did you do to get level 6? Most people here have been 2nd to 4th.

Age, user. The older and more experienced you are, the higher your level.

Ehhh, well shit. Individualism is evil.
Chaotic Evil Human Bard/Sorcerer (2nd/2nd Level)

Makes sense. Guess it only goes up to 10th though. I guess nobody who would be taking this quiz would be beyond that anyway.

At least in a big burly half orc.

I like it

I'd bet 5 bucks you're fat.

Neutral Evil Human Rogue (Level 1)

Strength- 7
Dexterity- 10
Constitution- 13
Intelligence- 10
Wisdom- 12
Charisma- 11

I'm pathetic.

Your dad loves it

At least you're not a loli

>rogue
>10 dex
lol

Lawful Good Human Sorcerer (4th Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 13
Dexterity- 13
Constitution- 14
Intelligence- 16
Wisdom- 19
Charisma- 14

looks like im a skill monkey.

Doll a cute. CUTE!

Neat

True Neutral Human Wizard (4th Level)
Ability Scores:
Strength- 11
Dexterity- 10
Constitution- 11
Intelligence- 16
Wisdom- 16
Charisma- 8
Mage supremacy!

>Neutral Good Human Monk (3rd Level)
Neat.

I actually do love to play as support.

I'm not surprised. Actually, this is exactly what I expected.

Analyse shows that there are no elves or manlets on this board. Good.

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Neutral Evil Human Wizard (4th Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 12
Dexterity- 13
Constitution- 13
Intelligence- 13
Wisdom- 9
Charisma- 13

The fuck is this?

Lawful Neutral Human Monk (3rd Level)

Ability Scores:
Strength- 11
Dexterity- 14
Constitution- 10
Intelligence- 14
Wisdom- 13
Charisma- 14

Can't say I expected that but seems about right.

NG human bard 2/rogue 1 with poor DEX and CHA. Story of my life.