What are some interesting directions to take a Not!Egypt setting?

What are some interesting directions to take a Not!Egypt setting?

Besides the obvious of thicc Anubis grils

WE

Sauce?

Thread ruined in less than 60 seconds, congratulations guys, we did it

...

Read the filename, dingus

>implying Asians care about """cultural appropriation"""

WAS

THICC

AND

THICCER

Make Dwarves the dominant species. Have them been cast out of their original Mountain homeland and forced into exodus to the desert.

Pyramids are a form of reverence for their lost land (a mimi artificial mountains) and go hardcore into ancestor worship.

The Pharaohs are actually demigods, with all the implications that has

tomb robbing goes as well as expected
mummified nile crocodyles moving too much
not!greeks invade
not!greeks need to consult a priest, see something they shouldn't see along the way and get themselves involved with a far messier aristocracy than the account of a theocratic monarchy would have them believe
not!jews need to gtfo, supernatural shenanigans ensue
not!stargate in which sufficiently advanced alien gods return to reclaim their shit
anachronistic future with laser khopeshes and the king giving speeches to the people on holographic screens
not!nubians claim the throne

>Besides the obvious of thicc Anubis grils
who would want anything beside that?

thicc Anubis boys

...

>not!nubians claim the throne
I guess that makes them kings

Not if WE can do something about it.

...

In order to add depth, have the campaign centered on the not!Egypt culture, with neighboring cultures inspired by Mesoamerica and Cambodia. Pyramids and divine rulers for everyone.

That's pretty cool

Yeah sure, OP is very interested in the topic.

So...
PYRAMID WARS NOW!
Everyone's competing to make the coolest stone mega structure and having land and culture conflict stuff. Seems cool

The largest, central pyramid of each culture houses the mummied body of the god whose descendants now rule the people. Each one has their own religious rituals associated with tending to the body, preserving it, and preparing it for a prophesied future resurrection.

>Anubis
Literally the only good imageset nonsummerjack was a part of.
Why cosplay is usually so mindnumbingly trash?

Please keep it on-topic.

>implying this cookie-cutter thread was ever on-topic
Classic blunder.

...

I think the Duat is a pretty cool place eh, has really crazy sheaningans and doesn't afraid of anything

Fun fact: the land of the dead was felt as relatively approachable by living humans.

It is pretty on-topic right now. Did you reply to the wrong thread?

Sandpunk as human slaves and other low status men in an Anubis monstergirl-ran city

Alright, you want interesting directions for non!Egypt settings?

- Pyramids are actually genuine gates to the Egyptian underworld, akin to Tartarus gates, where both spirits and various beasts live.
- The Pharaoh scepter holds the soul of Osiris, who became a Living God after his death. The human Pharaohs are just vessels for Osiris's soul so he can enforce his will.
- Pyramids are actually above-ground parts of giant hive cities, because the sunlight is deadly to humans.
- The Egyptian slaves are automatons that are powered by sand.
- The pyramids are "lenses" for magical energy that focus mana from the surroundings through the top point of the pyramid into a single receptacle container that is the pyramid itself. Thus, the cities are built around pyramids that act as magical nexuses/beacons in otherwise deadly desert that lacks mana to sustain life.

Now shut up and post more brown girls.

>Now shut up and post more brown girls
That's not traditional games.

Character art is Veeky Forums

with thicc knots

WUZ

i saw this thread on /v/ like 30 minutes ago, fuck off you thirsty cuck

did it, reddit!

petite and overwhelmingly smug Bastet priestess

What ethnicty is she?

I recognize that doujin.

Kangz

chink with a spray tan

>thicc posting
Faggots try so hard it's not even funny anymore

Only beta males are triggered by hot girls.
It's normal and healthy to be attracted to attractive women, deal wih it.

Tanned jap

That's the most traditional game of them all.

Only beta males hop from board to board to have their thinly veiled off-topic fap threads.

are the crystal gems

>implying only one person on Veeky Forums is aware of Nonsummerjack's anubis photoshoot

Yeah, all these pictures will be used in series role-playing adventures.

i believe shes half thai-half japanese. she really goes out of her way to get that skin tone though

That's just "redditor hating himself for his natural desires" logic.

user, the other thread on /v/ has been sighted. You don't care about this boards quality.

>Anubis grils
Why does no one ever acknowledge Anput, Jackel Goddess of Mummification and mother to Ammit, the Devourer?

absolutely

Because Bastet is bestet.
Anubis is fine too.

Alright, the thread officially stopped being about egypt. It can be deleted now.

Oh yeah, spending your day drooling over hot girl pics is totally a Alpha Male atitude. It's not like beta are the guys who can't get girls and a constantly sexually frustated and this constantly thinking about sex.

Your worldview is dumb, man. You are not chad. You are a creepy overweight neckbeard who thinks the fact you constantly jerk off and make jokes about titties means you have higher testosterone levels than other people who don't, thus making you more 'male'.

Here's a tip for you: Shoving pornography into everything is the realm of the creepy loser, not of the 'alpha'. Not that it matter, you are too dumb to be mentally able to change your worldview. This post is more of the benefit of anyone else.

I have nothing to contribute to the discussion so I will contribute some art.

Based cheesecake posters working the marks

...

ARE THE AQUA TEENS

>Getting this upset over hot women.

It's alright to be gay user, nobody cares anymore.

Thematically appropriate guardian beasts are a must.

...

Do you want exploring the ruins of egypt or alive egypt?

Is the waist shield to protect the dong?

...

Yeah because pretending to be attracted to someone you find ugly sounds looks so much fun.
I'm happy if things are good for you Chad, just stop assuming everyone else is just retarded or lazy. (Yeah because success is only a question of wordview, just bee yourself)

Do you... not wear armor specifically to protect your Johnson from enemy attacks?

...

Could do things that when sun (Ra) goes down the landscape errupts with hella dangerous monsters

Brown girls are good girls

Like Minecraft?

Real-life modern soldiers wear it as well.

>Brown
>good

pick one

>thiccfags

>when sun (Ra) goes down
Deicide should not come up until much later into the campaign.

too thick

t. shamus o'hennessey

the ultimate butterface has arrived

>disguisingyourshittypaintingskillswithblur.jpg

There is nothing wrong with not getting girls, get over yourself your virgin-shaming asshole.

...

>Only way to be straight is to be obsessing about sex and girls all the times.
>Also, projecting

If it's alright, just come out the closet and stop pretending, faggot.

>implying

...

How do you get girls then?

...

Chloroform, probably

I don't get it.
Egyptian women used to go topless, so putting that scrap of cloth on her breasts is more about the modern West's weird obsession on keeping tits hidden.
Then they draw nipples on anyway.
Why? Just draw naked boobies already!

They are drawn in by his gravitational pull, obviously.

...

...

...

That's nowhere near egypt.

Shit, Takatsu is the fucking best.

>That feeling when you realise you hat is a penguin

Nothing personnel pagan-chan

...

Doesn't matter, had delicious brown girls.

I don't. Would you enlighten me, please?

...