Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1743: Now Selling Plot-Able Land Edition

I'm actually fine with my natural hair color, but over the course of the chain it somehow turned to white, and I figured, 'Eh, that's fine too", so I just accepted it.

My eyes also went full on emerald green as well, unlike my actual eyes where one is blueish and the other is greenish, but I'm fine with that too.

I've got near black eyes myself. It's pretty trash, nobody likes those.

Yeah, just felt like being silly since we're in a low activity time for the thread. I often change my hair color in chains, with it ending up either white, purple or a real dark red.

Fine, I worked up some motivation with Val's help and wrote like 17 more items or so before giving it a rest.

I'm sorry to hear that user.

One set of evil twins and so far Mae had PSIed herself into a mini-coma twice.
I'm not even close to finished yet.

For the most part I keep my normal hair color, but some worlds alter it for me. Honestly I'm not too picky so long as my hair isn't something insane like red feathers. Which has happened. And yes, they resisted all attempts to dye them.

Beyond the obvious chainsaw hand, a perk that allows you to whip out extremely quotable and hammy lines, and a perk for fudging the activation of magical items with occasional dire repercussions.

Oh, and an utterly invincible car. That thing was just badass.

youtube.com/watch?v=lAJcjoD7T3k

Bojack Horseman jump when?

I'm fine with my natural colors, but I still like to switch it up a bit. I'll generally alternate between black and blonde, occasionally white in less grounded worlds.

Not building and catching up on work while preparing for actual work

Just working away on Grand Order.

While I do like my own hair, it's not in my favourite shades so I usually end up changing it.

Haha, I see what you mean then. Nice trips.

Well this seems just delightful.

>Bojack Horseman.
>Season 4 just came out.
>No Yoro, don't do this to yourself again.
>You know what happens.
>But I have to know.
>The episode about depression.
>Just put it down.
>The episode about dementia.
>Then the ending.
>So this is what it feels like to lose a piece of one's soul.

I tried. I watched the series twice. The Jump needs a few more perks, some items, and lots of fluff, plus a few new things from Season 4, but it's basically done. I will never finish this Jump. Someone else please take it.

You know, crying, smoking and regretting my life decisions.

The usual

Shit. I forgot the PDF.

Does anyone know what happen to john wick jump?

Presumably the fate of the Peasants jump as well.

Never uploaded, forgotten to time.

Black hair and brown eyes. Strong Greek blood. I change things up every once in a while for fun, but mostly I'm fine looking like a normal dude.

Absolutely not. My hair is a sensual and illustrious shade of Gold. My hair is fucking amazing.

What else is amazing, babe?

I hope the job ends up relatively stress free and productive.

Haha, I already knew what you were up too sugar butt.

That sounds like a bad time. Anything you can do to turn it into a good time? More serious note, everything okay?

Yeah but how can I turn down a chance to post a nice picture?

>everything okay?

Yeah, I decided to put some general perks in baka to test.

Also, I'm gonna resign from my workplace.

I suppose a genre shift thingie. You know, going from the pseudo-serious Evil Dead with rape trees and shit, on over to Army of Darkness with super hammy intentionally comedic shenanigans.

HOrry Shit. So is It gets easier a learning boost+reduction to mental strain from working?

The what jump?

Pretty much, yeah. But if you miss even a single day or switch what you're working on, your bonus disappears and you have to build it up from scratch. That's the idea at least. Whoever picks it up should probably tweak the wording a little.

Alexandrias Genesis isn't a real thing, though.

Why, that's as good an excuse as I've ever heard!

It'll be alright in the end dude, I know it.

Hey buddies, what did you do in Ace Combat?

I know. That's why in the Jumpchain my jumper changed it.

Do you have that bakery thing already planned off or it is just something you wanna do in the future?

That doesn't seem quite like 600 cp material from the rest of the jump, but the rest of the jump isn't quite complete. Just from what can be read it's pretty good for wip. And thanks for making this, Bojack is one of my favorite series.

>It'll be alright in the end dude, I know it.

Thanks dude, I appreciate it. Really.

I'm thinking in searching for another job for now. Maybe start practicing bakery too.

I was playing the Star Trek mod for Stellaris, then I got annoyed because of a bug and stopped playing.

Any reason why there isn't a plot armour or luck perk? Feels like a Coiling Dragon jump definitely need something like that.

Been reading the SB jump huh?

Not really. I just read the actual story, in which luck plays a very big part.

Watchin' scary movies. The Belko Experiment, specifically.
Hair, eyes, and skin, actually.
Made my hair black, my eyes a nicer shade of blue, and my skin a nicer shade of white that doesn't turn splotchy red and yellow in response to sunlight.

>SB

fuck off.

What's the Belko Experiment about?

Office workers are forced to kill each other after being locked inside their building.

Well, that sounds awful in the good way, I think.

I want to save her, /jc/. What's the best method of taking out the parasites?

muh dick

Be confident ,Have shrinking powers and then ask the parasite out on a date

The Gamer Driver from Kamen Rider Neo-Heisei Parts 3 and 4 might work. Since they have a special fiat ability that can let you fight whatever disease the patient has, pretty sure parasites count as a disease. Maybe.

Any sufficiently advanced nanotech or mabye a high level Healing spell

It's… pretty formulaic. Predictable.
But it's done well.
Michael Rooker and John C. McGinley are in it, so it's got that going for it.

In my case, it was more that someone else became unsatisfied with my natural hair/eye colours and changed them. That's a thing that happens to Sidereal Exalts in general, and the powerup comes with enough disguise skill that it doesn't actually matter... provided that I care enough to put on a disguise. Which I often don't, so the fact that I'm 'naturally' blonde and amber-eyed means I typically present as such.

A lot's happened to me since then, but that hasn't included a return trip to Creation (yet) and I haven't picked up any individual power that beats a Celestial Exaltation (yet), so the cosmetic effect sticks.

(the magical girl outfit came later, but I generally only wear it on special occasions)

Took metamorphmagus in the HP Jump, it's become a matter of when I get bored with any part of my body now, let alone hair colour.

Healing lasers.

Surgery.

Changelog
>Removed the cost and roll for the age and gender options.
>Added a note that explains laser turrets scale up for really big imported ships.
>Added a canon companion/companion creation option.
>Added the new item. “Imperial Vehicle Blueprints.”

Changelog
>Finally finished redoing the intro.
>Removed the cost and roll for the age and gender options.
>Improved the descriptions for the backgrounds.
>Improved Allegiance factions descriptions.
>Several species options were removed and reclassified under Near Human.
>Improved some of the species descriptions.
>Added general species options from Star Wars OT.
>Improved the descriptions of Melee and Ranged Training.
>Added a new power. "Force Animation [600cp]"
>Changed Prototype Imperial Blueprints to Republic Vehicle Blueprints.
>Added the companion import, companion creation, and canon companion options.
>Astromech droid is now 100cp.
>Clone companion is now 400cp.
>Reformatted the Epilogue.
This isn't the complete update. It's just some stuff I figured I could do real quick.

WTF is this hell?

These are formatted like jumps, but contain no readable text. This is clearly a troll.

?

Yeah, I can't read anything either. It's all greek to me.

They work fine for me satan.

...the garbled-text even cut-and-pastes as actual text.

KOTOR, you magnificent bastard. How?!?

I honestly don't know what you guys are talking about. They look fine for me on chrome.

I'm reading it just fine as well.

Looks like this to me.

What program or browser are you using to open pdfs?

>Venator-class Star Destroyer schematics included
HOORAY!

I browse with Opera.

The glitch does not occur with an actual PDF reader, so yeah, this looks like a weird formatting issue.

WAIT A SECOND

>Imperial Vehicle Blueprints
>the most powerful vehicle on the list is the Executor-class Star Dreadnought
>we now have the blueprints of the Executor

Huh, that's weird. Could you try this version real quick. It's the older one, I just want to see if the error had something to do with my update or the program I used to make the jump.

Seems to work fine in Chrome, yes... which I stopped using after it started crashing from tab overload (Opera runs better). I suppose what I really need is a newer potato, but I'm a poorfag atm.

That one still has the same problem on Opera.

What is the best automatic builder facility that doesn't require resources? Perhaps a warehouse attachment?

I mean, you could've very easily just copied these during your time in the jump. But thanks, glad you're happy.

Well, looks like none of my text jumps will work for anyone who exclusively uses Opera.

>I mean, you could've very easily just copied these during your time in the jump

>expecting Jumpers to actually work for something

Pls consider swapping the Force Sensitive fighter with one of the jedi fighters, like the wedge shaped ones with the hyperspace rings or the less cool but still nice ones from Revenge of the Sith.

Super minor change but it had to be done. Free darkside cookie for you if you can figure out what it is.

I'd already planed to do that in the next update where I actually add more stuff and re-balance some things.

The really weird thing is that Opera should use the same Chromium-based PDF viewer as Chrome. The fact that there's an error between the two is particularly strange.

Is there a list of all Star Wars jumps we have, anyway?

I usually take the Star Wars jumps fairly early on, so actually, stealing those blueprints is...well, not an option. Venator, maybe. Executor? Oh not a chance in hell. Besides, it's good to have them under the usual CP insurance, just in case something goes wrong.

Cool, looking forward to it!

>KotOR
>Clone Wars
>OT
>Auralnauts
>Bane Trilogy (WIP)
>ToR (WIP?)
>Dark Empire (WIP)
>Battlefront (WIP)
>Empire At War (Status Unknown?)

Thank you!~

Except, also Republic Commando.

>(Status Unknown?)
Version 0.01, apparently.

Right, sorry, completely forgot about that one.

Also I'm heading to bed. See you all in the morning. Or, tomorrow night if you happen to live on the other side of the world.

Missing: Seperatist ship blueprints. Because everyone needs a Lucrehulk class droid control ship, to say nothing of their gunships, carriers and such.

Shouldn't there be a Magic the Gathering folder in the Series over-folder, given we have Zendikar, Innistrad, and Kamigawa, and will be getting Tarkir and others at a later date?

A) there already is an MtG folder

but

B) Innistrad does need to be moved there.

Additionally, we could do with moving Marvel Magic, Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, and X-Men Movies to the Marvel folder.

Trying to put together a full list for a mecha arc in this chain. So far, I got...

>Zoids Legacy
>Super Robot Wars
>Infinite Stratos.
>Battletech.
>Aldnoah.Zero.
>Gurren Lagann.
>Ring of Red.
>Valkyrie Core.(I think)
>Big O.
>Armored Core.
>Cyber Knight.
>Macross.
>Full Metal PANIC!
>Neon Genesis Evangelion.
>Code Geass.
>Metal Wolf Chaos.
>Megas XLR.
>Titanfall
>Gundam After Colony
>Gundam Anno Domini
>Gundam SEED
>Gundam Advanced Generations
>Gundam Universal Century
>Gundam Post-Disaster

They don't need to have imports. They just need to be about people piloting giant robots and shit exploding. Wot ones am I missing here?

Marvel Magic is held in place purely by Doom's refusal to submit to others' wills.

Pretty sure Sidereals only get a caste-specific eyecolor, not a hair color?

>Spending 250 years piloting mechas
>Not ending it with Gurren Lagann part 2

The ACU of Supreme Commander

>Having hair in the first place