>You wake up next to a man mummified in tree-bark
You wake up next to a man mummified in tree-bark
Angel Brown
Chase Bailey
aw SHIT whyd I camp here
I hope I didn't cuddle that thing at night
wheres my fucking R U M
and then I piss m'self
Landon Hall
Oh, it dried up. Better butter it up and apply more toilet paper
John Myers
oh cool, campfire tinder.
Elijah King
Does it have loot?
If not, then why do I care?
Aaron Ramirez
He may not be my kin, but he sure gonna be my kindling.
Jaxson Flores
It's totally normal to wake up with Morning Wood.
Many are known to awake to his presence.
Daniel Nelson
Top shelf, user.
Austin Price
Let's leaf the bad tree puns out of this thread, shall we?
Kevin Davis
...
Anthony Hughes
Damn dryad STDs. They're a bitch, but, frankly, worth it.
Cooper Jenkins
Grayson Williams
Hey pal, you're barking up the wrong tree. I don't live here.
Tyler Collins
Time to do something... knotty.
John Morgan
Nobody here is old enough to remember that meme.
Ian Cook
God, am I that old?
Noah Bennett
Yes. That thread is over 10 years old.
Cameron Moore
God damn it how did i end up in Darkwood?
Adam Collins
"We get it, you can control plants and make them grow to your will. It was funny the first time, but this is the 8th fucking time man."
Andrew Ortiz
I gotta cut it out with the absinthe
Henry Ortiz
My god, where does the time go...
Andrew Sullivan
Veeky Forums was truly a better place when every board was /b/.
Logan Walker
Immediately pulse camp with detection spells while shitting a brick
Connor Williams
The time is there, and the time is here. Every day is another day gone. Do not be that man who wakes up one day at 55 and asks himself, "where did my life go?" The world is not going to throw you any favors.
Christopher Fisher
It's still with you, but you forget because you look ahead. Look behind, and you will see the faces of ten thousand memories, all smiling at you and encouraging you forward on your life journey.
Blake Adams
Had that in a game once.
Druids would do that from one particular sect.
When the ritual is done right, a plant grows from the mummy and engulfs it. Once the plant is of age it became a lich-treeman thing.
The druids would do this with their enemies as well, so there were several tsundere tree-liches hanging around in the forest.
So seeing that there, we're reacting the same way we did last time we saw one. Draw our weapons and await the comming ambush.
Brayden Phillips
I see the faces of ten thousand memories berating me for my mistakes and reminding me that I will eventually have to face the consequences of them, even though I'm not that person anymore.
Jeremiah Murphy
This thread was not deleted.
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I posted all four threads.
What are the criteria for [>a thing happened] threads to be considered off topic or on topic?
Jace Sanchez
k
Jackson Lee
WHIMS OF THE MOD.
Aiden Jenkins
Every thread gets to make a 1d4 Will save against being deleted.
William Carter
The deleted one ties in with drug culture as well as the *pill meme popular on boards such as /x/ and /pol/.
Grayson Lee
Fuck, I got drunk and started playing Unknown Armies again, didn't I?
Elijah Butler
Knock it off
Joshua Harris
>Its not actually a man wrapped in tree bark