Stat me Veeky Forums
I just really want a Metroid thread,
it's been a while
Stat me Veeky Forums
I just really want a Metroid thread,
it's been a while
Literal Planet-Destroyer/10.
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Points: 1000
WS: 7
BS: 10
S: 6
T: 8
W: 7
I: 7
A: 6 +2/+2
LD: 10
Mismanaged IP/10
Butler Type: Elite, Monster
Elite Butler Power: Futile (You can prevent an opponent from using any special powers or Favor points they might possess.)
Monster Butler Power: Person Inside (You actually have a maid inside of you somehow. You have the option of re-creating your character as a maid and participating in the game that way whenever you wish.)
Butler Special Qualities: Former Mercenary, Cyborg
Butler Weapons: Bomb/Grenade, Beam Attack
Trauma: Destroyed your homeland
Complexes: Tall, Loneliness (Not sure about these - I don't see anywhere saying butlers can or can't roll on the trauma/complex tables.)
Athletics 5
Affection 2
Skill 3
Cunning 3
Luck 1
Will: 10
Butler Roots: Contract
Butler Colours: blue eyes, orange suit or dark blue, blonde hair
Favor: 4
Spirit: 100
Age: 31 This is both the years since the first game, and the approximate in-game age in Fusion.
Name: Mr. Metroid
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>Hey Samus.
>Ya ever wonder what happened to your parents?
>Well let me tell you a little secret....
>They are probably buried deep in the bowels of my stomach.
>But don't worry! You'll get em' back eventually.
>When I shit them out, of course.