They have
>Three armed and dangerous men
>A ship
>A chest full of treasure
You have
>A bloodied sword
>A knife strapped to your calf
>Fashionable heels
What do you do?
They have
Eli Martinez
Jayden Russell
Negotiate
Nathaniel Green
Get my fashionable heels sunk into the sand, twist my ankle and promptly get shot in the face for my choice of accoutrements.
Jordan Gonzalez
One of them has a gun, so it's all over for me.
Brayden Price
I remember that accuracy sucked dick on those early pistols and dive to the side because I'm not retarded
Thomas Sanchez
Seduce them.
Oliver Anderson
Kill them and use the treasure to buy even fancier heels.
Brayden Parker
There is no way in hell you can evade the shot and outskill 3 men with a sword with heels in the sand.
Negotiate or just drop on your knees and suck them, everyone knows that's what adventures on high wheels want to.
Caleb Turner
What they don't know is that the only reason the heels aren't sinking into the sand is that they are facing an illusion.
The other illusion is that their ship isn't on fire.
Grayson Miller
You could still hit something plenty fine with that sort of pistol at the range depicted, you scrotum sniffer. If a pistol couldn't hit somebody a mere fifteen, maybe twenty paces away, nobody would have ever used them.
But yeah go ahead and dive to the side, so he can just wait for you to hit the dirt and become an easier target since you've lost all your mobility from belly flopping onto the dirt.