That guy

>be not a pussy
>be also confidant of DM
>have problem player in the group
>it is a longstanding rule in our group that we're only sing core races + good races from volo
>problem player misses first session, I miss the second
>come back to realize he's argued with the DM enough to be able to make a fallen angel
>mfw
>rewrite a few details on my sheet to even further vindicate an IC reason to kill the character on site
>knowing this player, the moment I kill his (level 1) character he's going to throw a shitfit and let me give the DM further reason to kick him

You sound like a big meanie

This sounds like a great solution to the situation, honestly. If you take an in-character action then you can't really be at fault (unless your character concept is garbage, but then you're at fault for that instead) and if they can't roll with what happens within the game then they don't belong.

Are you a woman or were you just raised by a single mother

you sound a bit like a that guy here, but necessary to kill of snowflakes god speed you ass

Good job OP. Honestly though, even using core races in 5e is too much, now that tieflings, dragonborn, drow, and other "edgelord" races have been included in the core book. I am so sick of these fucking niggers who think DROW are an acceptable race for a player character. No, unless it's an underdark campaign, you cannot play a fucking drow. You would be hunted down and destroyed on the fucking surface world. And at level 1? What the fuck drow is even on the surface at level 1? The average drow warrior is fucking level 3, a level 1 drow character is a novice and wouldn't even have left the city yet. But no, we have to all be progressive and accepting of evil elves, LITERAL DEMONSPAWN (tieflings), and half-dragon snowflake shit (though dragonborn are the least offensive of the nu-D&D races). Honestly, if you are a first-time D&D player and you play any of these races, you need to fucking kill yourself. Full stop. Buy a shotgun and do a Jackson Pollock on your ceiling, you are dragging down the D&D community with this bullshit. The only reason these races are still in is because of skyrim / dark scrolls making autistic snowflake fantasy popular.

You want to play in my campaign? You get to roll a d10. On a 1+ you get access to humans. On a 6+ you get access to halflings, on a 7+ you get access to dwarves, on an 8+ you get access to elves and gnomes, on a 9+ you get access to half-elves, half-orcs, and orcs, on an 10+ you get access to dragonborn, goblins, hobgoblins, and on a 11+ you get access to tiefling or drow. You get +1 for each full years I've known you, and you get a -1 if you play Dark Souls, World of Warcraft, Elder Scrolls games, or any of that shit. That's a -1 per game, by the way. So sick of these fucking cocksuckers. I have a similar thing for playing classes outside the PHB, too, but that's for when I run Pathfinder games, not 5e.

>to kill the character on site

Depends on the setting

You're more autistic than the shit players you're autistically screeching about.

You sound like an utter cunt to play with.