Say hello to the new alignment system faggots

Preppy hunters are fancy kids playing hunt with their little dorky hats and their hounds, true hunters are autistic survivalist type blokes

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It's still wrong
Maybe should jusp put NPC where prep is and call it a day because nothing fits. Maybe some weird support/social class.

Bard?

Druid should be somewhere on the Goth/Nerd axis.

>fucking city normies, REEEEE
>my bear is my waifu
>I would rather be alone inna woods than at your stupid tavern anyway
>never leave the cave until someone you don't like walks into your backyard.

Druids are basically the definition of NEET.

Hello, new alignment system faggots.

>goth nerd irl
>favorite class is paladin

I think that Prep-Loner and Athletic-Academic would have been better stereotypic school alignments. Things like Prep-Nerd and Jock-Goth don't make much sense.

Goth jocks would be heavy metal band members

And prep nerds exist, what are you talking about. Those are mages and wizards, at least academically speaking those would be the student council members and valedictorians only very exclusive and have lots of friends while being teacher pets.

What I was getting at was that "Nerd" inherently implies some amount of introversion and social awkwardness and that "Jock" implies some amount social standing or extroversion which is usually counter to Goths. I would not call a student council present a "Nerd," I would call him studious or academic.

Prep = literally noblemen

Hello new alignment system faggots. Stop trying to fix an archaic system, just let it die.

>NEET
>having a class at all
You're a fucking normie

>Canada thinks its special
>American Lite
You really aren't as different as you think you are from the U.S.
I am oddly okay with this.
Not really as much as it used to be, it's a bit popular now to call yourself a nerd for some reason even if you aren't.

Leave the leaf the alone. He still needs to feel like he has his own identity that goes beyond an accent and hockey. Let the boy dream.

Accent, hockey, lumberjacks, maple syrup, and good manners, thank you very much. Oh, and canoes. Frighteningly high density of canoes.

> 2 axes square
> Not choosing the patrician 3 axes of popularity, athleticism, and scholastics
> Not translating the pure classes of Cleric, Fighter, and Mage to high school equivalents like Mean Girl, Jock, and Nerd at the peak of each.

I'm not sure what the hybrid classes look like here, except that the Drama kids are directly in the center.

I don't think the Jock/Nerd and Prep/Goth axis works all that well. I think they'd function much better as FATE Accelerated approaches.
Maybe replace Goth with Freak as a more general "outcast" stat.

Why is it when people discuss Canada they adopt the most obnoxious and outdated banter.
Nobody in Canada pretends we aren't westernized or different from America, because we literally lived alongside the USA to make "westernization" a thing.

And our differences aren't just tourist traps, we offer genuine European architecture. french and english are our two official languages with genuine french cuisine. Inside our country lies untouched land and uncharted territory, it's the only place with and actual sense of adventure. Also we literally invented lumberjacks, or at least popularised it. Also wolverine and deadpool are Canadian. I think I covered enough to not derail the thread.

One last thing. Here is the size of Canada

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I'm a boy

I like how it says to use normal travel precautions in Nunavut. I have friends that have been there and they all had to dodge bullets from angry natives at some point. I'd feel safer in Detroit.

Because someone above literally tried to pretend they were super fuckin' different from the US.

Do they not teach you how to read the god damn thread in leaf school?

Your banter sucks. Just call me a fat burgermiester and make it fun again.

He said 'irl' as in 'in real life', not 'girl.'

Show your dick

You don't want to see any part of my body, trust me

>hurr durr canada is big we're totally different from america.
Fella 90% of your population lives within walking distance of america, you're americans who like maple syrup and hockey

And public healthcare.

>Hollywood high school logic

You found the one thing more retarded than the D&D alignment system. I'm not sure whether to congratulate you, or sage and report.

i rmember when children the rat dog would steal the milk and my brother and us we throw fathers boot to scare away lol

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As an outsider I believe Americans are just generally trolling Canada cause they realize it's more developed and sophisticated, and they're trying to mask their percieved inadequacy by brutish posturing, like black people or comic villains.

I believe the non-english-speaker is trying to convey that when he was a child a "rat-dog" (fox?) would try to steal their milk. He and his brother would fend off this thief by hurling their father's footwear at it.
What it has to do with the topic at hand is anyone's guess.

Same with a lot of Mexicans; does that make them just Americans with sombreros?

>it's yet another Candy Store thread

Bard (Band/Choir kids) would fall under Nerd IMO

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>warcraft classes

>Warrior = athlete
>Paladin = popular kid
>Priest = religious kid
>Druid = stoner
>Mages = various flavors of nerds
>Rogue = troublemaker
>Death Knight = criminal
>Necromancer = That Guy

Am I on the right track?

>Demon hunter
>Nerd

Says the only worse tank to Illichad Cockrage's bros.

get fucked slayer pride nether wide.

but there are no americans that live within walking distance of canada, because a walk that far would probably give them a heart attack

>necromancers being edgier than warlocks
This must be changed to suit my irrational hatred of those shit wizard wannabes.

It's not edgy if you have enough charisma to pull it off.

>Tfw playing a high cha LG Necro spec wizard who's never actually cast Raise Dead
>My main threat right now is a coven of warlocks who hold significant power in a neighbouring kingdom
>They've decided to invade me instead of helping deal with the FUCKING ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE spilling out of a city-sized portal to the Darkbad in the north
I'm going to make being a warlock punishable by death, I swear to the gods.

Oddly enough, I don't know anyone religious who played a priest. Perhaps because they're playing someone who worships another god.

>Bard = Class clown/band geek that everyone's friends with

Canadians actually have responsible government, so there's that bud

>Alignment restricted by class
you've already failed faggot.

>he thinks earthlings aren't all the same shit anyway
lmao

This
Faggot normie Sapians actin like they aint shit

I think you mean;
>And Communist healthcare

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>Canada cause they realize it's more developed and sophisticated
Canada Superpower by 2020

Good to see we’re keeping it fantasy. I was worried this thread was getting politcal.

yes but don't let whitey hear you say that

Prep is just short for preparation in the UK

And the higher taxes that come with that.

>Trudeau
>responsible government
Are you fucking blind?
TRUMP is better at looking out for the interests of his country. Maybe not the interests of the world, but he gives a shit about his own country.
Trudeau runs on fucking absurd Saturday morning cartoon logic.

normie, basically the type of person who someone looks at and thinks "I wish I was as normal as them" or "I'm glad I'm not as boring as them"

>when your country is so right wing that even the slightest motion towards equality and socialism is seen as a front for a "communist invasion"
>despite almost every allied country you have has free healthcare (where your country sometimes even pays it for them!) it makes you lose you shit each time it is ever brought up within your own country
>this would confirm the hypothesis that the conditioning program your leader class and merchant class instilled into you through education/conditioning has worked to make sure that this issue is never brought up by the wage slave class.

>Implying I'm American
I live in the People's Republic of Canada

Trump looks out for his bank balance and his dick.
He'll pretend to give a shit about some other subjects, but only if they're related to those in some way. For example his children and ego are each extensions of his dick (admittedly in different ways) so he keeps a close eye on both.

Shit I'm American and even I have no idea what concept that shit embodied.

Should've stayed in the fucking 80's is what that shit should've done.

>Tfw my name is Brad and I was one in one of the nerd cliques
Fuck

You reinforced his point. Trudeau burns more money to get people to donate and we never break even. The liberal cabal we live under is so irresponsible it's like were being run by some fucking high school student council.

Never mind the fact they lose our money from incompetence but they let corporate theft straight up slide. (Some car Corp was given a stimulus package for manufacturing but the CEOs instead took the money (for the specific purpose of hiring more people) and fired thousands of people, can't remember the specific number but it was a huge percentage. The government let that shit slide.

I can't wait till JUSTin Timberlake legalized weed, increases the minimum wage to $15 then fucks off to being a high school drama teacher again.