Why are you so into undead girls, Veeky Forums?

Why are you so into undead girls, Veeky Forums?

I've seen vampires and even zombies and mummies be waifu'd, but skeleton chicks have never and will never make sense to me.

They don't say no.

>low maintenance
>never gets old
>probably down for some really kinky stuff after centuries of boredom in her tomb
Can't go wrong with the undaed.

I've made my uneasy piece with the fact that it always ends in the grave. But then I see the weird lengths to which we go to deny our impermanence and that starts giving me the heebie jeebies instead.

Then you need to play Dragon Commander

Dolls a cute.

I'm not, though. Even ones that are superficially close to living humans, like vampires, are icky. Something like a zombie is right out.

I agree.

Now we must flee brother before a tide of fetish envelopes us and destroys our souls.

If you're on Veeky Forums, your soul is already forfeit.

Smug vampires are the best servants for a necromancer

We must go! By night fall this place will be crawling with undead waifu!

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>Smug Vampire Loli

I am so glad nobody knows my Magic realm, because I don't know how I'd handle it in game.

>infinite youth
>dangerous immortal
>built around seduction

>Tfw just read Abnormal-kei Joshi
Vampire best.

That's not how you spell your loyal knight.

vampire second best

I think ghosts are bretty good

I might tolerate ghosts to an extent but other undead can get back on the pyre.

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It started with a sexy snake woman with alien origins who happened to have a green, fanged skull for a head, and degenerated from there.

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Oh and this one is nice

IS THAT A FUCKING NIPPLE

Is it,

Can't tell

Negima is pretty low key ecchi so I doubt it.

I'll delet it anyways.

Just in case.

Freakin negima

And best masters for anybody else.

New pic

I found a copy of "Carmilla" in my middle school library.

What the fuck was the librarian thinking?

Literally no one cares about books man

So, the best place to hide Victorian /u/ vampire porn from young people is in the library?

What was your librarian thinking?

What where you thinking when you picked up a book called "Carmella"?

I'm not. I'm into Undead Boys.

You get told there isn't a woman alive who will put up with your BS enough, and you start to make the best of it.

Oh, the so called classic literature...

... let me tell you about the classic literature.

Undead make the best wives, this is fact

Smug Loli vampires have multiple advantages to real girls.
>super strong so you don't have to worry about breaking her
>experienced far beyond you
>immortal and can make you immortal
>hits your kinks and is legal.

This is why Loli fans != peodophiles(although there are certainly some)

You might need to worry about her breaking you though ...

This is why you become a lich
>just as strong
>undead don't care about appearances and illusions exist
>get to see her be cute when you claim to be the better undead.

I personally, blame Tim Burton

Vampire will be physically stronger than lich, you get "just" the arcane superiority over her.
Also you got no meat - you don't get to enjoy the love bites, you don't get to feel her gulp down your liquid manifestation of life force.

I'd say that Dread Knight or Blackguard make better partners.

Veil of Life
Transmutation
Level: Cleric 3, sorcerer/wizard 3 Components: V, S, DF/M
Casting Time: 1 standard action Range: Close (25 ft + 5 ft / 2 levels) Target: One corporeal undead creature Duration: 10 minutes/level (D)
Saving row: Will negates (harmless) Spell Resistance: Yes (harmless)
is spell gives a seeming of life to a cor- poreal undead creature, making it look like a living member of the race it was before death and undeath. e target regrows esh, blood, and organs, gaining the ability eat, drink, breathe, and perform all other bodily func- tions. A transmuted undead creature can re- assume its undead form at will as a move ac- tion. is spell does not confer sentience, and merely animated undead are quickly revealed under scrutiny.
Arcane Material Component: One ounce of blood from the target’s native species, drawn less than one day before casting (or preserved via gentle repose).

Nice spells huh.

They want to bone

This dude might have it right.

Loli vampire comes and slaps your butt.

Wat do?

That's not even Justine.

Sauce?

>he wouldn't love a cutie like this

I have a crippling fetish for Forsaken girls from WoW. I don't fully understand why.

>main weakness of women is that beauty rapidly fades with age
>an undead woman doesn't age
I mean, it is the one big solution.

Can confirm, dolls a cute.

It's all about class.

Lei Lei

A bit early for nechronica thread dont you think ?

Pls i need this

Can skeleton boys be traps?

There is more than just anime out there.

Also live acting.

No, I don't think so, let's have one. It'll motivate me to continue translating.

Dolls really don't count as undead right?

only if they're dess.

The soul has to come from somewhere user.

>not making your own soul

Do you even /pygmalion/, user?

To burn the "Alive"

Oh fuck, I forgot about that.

undead girls won't break your heart

Figuratively.

Some might do it literally.

>Going through the immense effort to transform into a lich (which would include becoming a high level spellcaster in case you weren't one already), which also turns you into a spooky skelteton with no dick.
>When your waifu could just turn you into a vampire.

You didn't think this through, did you? Granted, vampires often have some degree of control over the vampires they've sired, but if your waifu is a smug lolipire and you're a human, you were already getting dominated anyway.

By golly its like someone already fixed the appearance problem.
Plus if you are a lich you can hit a level of smugness that normal people can only dream off

Fair teeming

What happened to Negi's mother?

>2017
>Not having an anorexia fetish.

haha, time for non nonsensical skeleton tits

You guys played imscared?

It has a pretty good looking ghost-lady-thing called "her"

Hard to get good pictures of her.

Here's an official picture

I guess.

When skeletons have tits everything changes

Or... Well sugar tits

No flesh, so the love is purely based on the chracter.

>Wanting to fuck a midget that looks like a child
Gross

>Not wanting a highly skilled and eternally youthful partner

Double gross

Golem route, vampire route, zombie route, human route, or pure skelly route?

Please, I prefer sexy male liches

>Also you got no meat
You could just cast Gentle Repose on yourself every day after becoming a lich to avoid becoming a skeleton.

Grab her and shove her into my bag of holding full of Holy Water. Shake for good measure once closed to ensure proper melting.

Zom Zom Biyori

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Girls I like smite girls like you.

Looney Tunes antics is edgy for you?

>melting someone in acid isn't edgy?

I just can't even.

>Loli vampire slapping your ass demands a serious response

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Lets give other undead a chance

Doesn't ring a bell

What are these from? My Google fu is shit

Daily life with Lady Yupiel
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Lady Yupiel's Servant

Thanks m8

There's other stuff by the same dude.

Someone post that picture.

You know the one

Kenkou "My Shitty Magical Realm Is the Basis for an Entire Genre" Cross.