Badly Drawn Requests Thread

Back at it after a three year hiatus due to some real bullshit that had to be dealt with, but now I got spare time again and some new stuff to do.

Anyway.
Rules of thread:
I will only bump this thread three (3) times if there is lack of interest. Other than that, only people who are interested will bump. I will politely sage otherwise if there is no pic attached.
I will only spend 5-15 minutes on a picture in order to make sure that there is a maximum amount of badly drawn in each picture.
If a specific material is requested (Like, paint instead of pencil or an anti-aliasing pen be used) I will use them, and badly paint as well.
I can do a couple different canvas types (the program allows for a fair amount of background materials) but I'm still learning the damn thing.
I will do any requests that don't get deleted by the mods. Usually porn was enough to get deleted back in the day. (Even badly drawn porn.)

And finally, I'm probably only gonna do this for two hours, but if there's a lot of requests I'll keep going.

Have at thee.

People having fun with games

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One of three bumps.

Summarize Bionicle Lore.

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please draw something to fulfill my giantess magical realm

Could you (poorly) draw a dragon nervously running it's first tabletop rpg.

Holy shit I'm dyin'

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*came*

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Two bumps of Three.

draw a /pfg/ anime kitsune doing jojo poses

Draw a WW1 soldier smoking a cigar and holding a stick of dynamite while saying "I love it when a plan comes together"

>/pfg/

Requesting a Krieg soldier giving Constanze (from little witch academia) a piggy back ride.

Wait, wrong drawthread. I have both open.

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A warlock giving a lich a wedgie.

Requesting a girl bleeding to death slumped against a concrete barrier with rebar sticking out of it, near a highway, lots of gray and desaturated tan coloration, an apocalyptic world. She should be dressed in simple olive-colored pants, rough fabric almost like burlap; some decent boots in black, and an brown jacket, a bag slung over her shoulder, and a FAMAS rifle nearby with "Clarion" etched into its stock (if you can even draw that much detail). Pic related is a FAMAS rifle. Make the background kind of cold, it is cold out, like 4 degrees C or so. No snow, it's like November-ish, so trees are empty of leaves, there should be a few on the ground nearby. The girl should probably be crying, with a fearful expression. There might be a few dead men nearby, she didn't go down without a fight. As for her face, very much heart-shaped, blue-ish eyes, small rounded nose, brown hair that falls along her cheeks. Maybe a dribble of blood out the corner of her mouth. There might be a crow nearby, perched on one of the rusted shells of a car, waiting and watching for its turn with her.

I should be able to do this autism.
Lemme deal with this nigga and I'll work onnit.

Fuck you Mike.

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Oh, thanks.

Requesting a bull's nervous first-day working at a china shop. He has a lot of stereotypes to break (pun very fucking intended).

Third bump of bumps.
Taking a potato chip break for 10-ish minutes.

When I get back I'll work on
's request.

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You. Did it. That's great, thanks.

A dragon dangling a loogie over a Kobold

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Elf cum.

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hmm

cthulu reading human porn mag with a horrified face