How do you like your assassins?

How do you like your assassins?

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Thwarted, humiliated, and served with olives.

Sexualized.

With two asses.

t. Guard in a stealth game

With COLOSSAL, at least 4 foot long dongs that they use to bludgeon their victims to death.

Either using an extremely long ranged weapon or using a convoluted plot that makes them impossible to trace.

You don't say?

Destructive and leave only evidence of destruction.

Suave and not afraid to actually approach a target casually with no intent to kill them in their first encounter.

Far too many assassins blow their load early.

Master of Rube Goldberg machines

so someone from skyrim?

Callous. Efficient. Dignified.

Waiting for respawn...

Is the joke that stealth archery was amazing in every entry

Almost undetectable except by people with a really rare disability.

Mild-mannered and nebbishy. The sort of person who you would never, ever, not in a million years clock as a cold-blooded killer.

Polite, efficient and with a plan to kill everyone they meet.

Poorfags and desperate unless they belong to a secret organization that trains them from birth.

Dapper as fuck

Like so?

the joke is that you can be whatever the fuck you want to be in skyrim because level caps are a meme

That's not how you sexualize assassins. Seducing a victim is way more efficient than just attacking while being dressed in a sexy outfit.

Badass.

As healsluts.

Trained from birth

This is a Grosse Point Blank quote, right?
The internet wants me to believe it's a really recent political thing, but I *know* I recognize the phrase.

Also this is how ninjas worked - as most female ones were good at seduction and then getting info they needed out of the target....or getting close for the kill

It's a quote from the SNOIPEH of TF2, who maybe took it from someone else.
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Businessmen who have normal average lives and would never be suspected of being murderers

Without a backstory. They're always too long.

The Marines. I thought it sounded familiar.
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It's similar to rule 23. Not the same, but similar.

with an awful french accent

Unironically like Assasins Creed

professional

I like them as coked up speed demons who drop all subtlty whenever they're within charging range of their target

>Professionals have standards...

in appearance clumsy, unassuming, and a bit of a bumbling fool, but actually calculating and driven

forgot my pic

It was pretty fucking cool at first, but Ubisoft should have given up after 2. Fuck Ubisoft.

Did....did the Spy put piss in his cup when he wasn't looking?

Edgy, but amusingly so.

It does say number one sniper right on the cup.