>hit a slime with a slashing weapon
>it makes two slimes of the same size and level with full health
what
Hit a slime with a slashing weapon
Jayden Rivera
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Lucas Hall
What game even does this?
Asher Walker
OP just needed to make a thread. It's a coping mechanism for his crippling loneliness.
He doesn't actually have a group to play with.
Nathaniel Price
Fission.
Also, almost all D&D slimes are just ex-aberrations.
Nolan Bailey
>get hit by a slime
>it makes another slime, twice the original size
How quickly the tide turn.
Brody Flores
>Pig starts playing drums
>Party has a heart attack
Carter Miller
Are slimes the unsung apex predators?
>Can't crush it
>Can't stab it
>Slicing it only makes more
>Absorbs heat like a sponge soaked in brine
>Can't shock it
>Freezing it only keeps it in one place, it doesn't actually get destroyed if you shatter it.
>It can live in any environment
>It can amass itself into any size by either merging or dividing itself
>Ex-Aberrations, meaning that they're basically Soggoths who haven't awoken...yet
>Can dissolve anything it engulfs in seconds
>Some species can even take on the properties of whatever they absorb (which is why fire, ice, metal, etc. variants exist)
>Ignores physics by being a non-Newtonian fluid
So the question we should be asking ourselves is, if one could create slimes like a Necromancer, how quickly would the lands be overwhelmed by our slime overlords?
Angel Walker
Rolled 6 (1d20)
I roll to stab it with my penis.
Easton Scott
Don't forget the damage penalty for using a very small weapon
Carter Martinez
You're pulled into by your genitalia and are absorbed over the course of 1d4 rounds.
Roll up a new character.