Tf2 classes as guardsmen

>>soldier
>Cadia
Wrong. Hiver who wants to be a Cadian but arrived at the wrong place and, thinking it was the Gate, just started murdering every last "heretic" he saw.

While covered in honey, don't forget.

>Im thinking about running a game of only war with either pre-made characters inspired by tf2, or an NPC squad the PCs have to deal with.

The TF2 Mercs aren't Guardsman, and you know it.

They're seven orks, a tall gretchin, and a kroot they're paying in dead kangaroos to provide ranged support.

>Cadia soldier
No. He's PDF that basically was shoved into the arms of cadia with the phrase "HE'S YOUR PEOBLEM NOW!"

Also bump

>TF40k
I didn't know I wanted this until now.

>space marine and ork dance and high five constantly while the teams fuck around doing jack shit

The Administrator: Inquisitor that nobody has ever seen except for...
Ms. Pauling: The attached Sister Dialogues and representative of the Admin.
Scout: Whiteshield almost turned Penal Legion turned "reformed" because he is infatuated with Ms. Pauling and is making good Thrones for it.
Soldier: Wannabe Ecclesiarch Priest/Commissar with a love of missile launchers, frequently murmuring praises to the Emperor and constantly accusing things of either being heresy or screaming at his collection of servo skulls, often times "executing" them.
Pyro: Augmented Catachan with a heavy flamer, so augmented that we can't tell anything about it, not even the voice is audible, the Mechanicus should have gotten a better tonal vox expeller...
Demoman: Random Feudal Worlder who loves his chainsword, booze, constantly looking for payouts, exceptionally skilled with his Grenade Launcher and Demolition charges, thanks to his bionic eye replacing his lost left one.
Heavy Weapons Guy: Valhallan Veteran, Autocannon and Heavy Bolter expert.
Engineer: Techpriest Engineseer with a great amount of skill for keeping the machine spirits roused and has found ways to make tarantula gun emplacements and their machine spirits both portable and unnervingly reliable.
Medic: Ex-Magos Biologos with Medic experience from his PDF exposure; imprisoned for his experiments and tech-heresy for using a portable regenerater that defies logic and has seemed to at times make its targets impervious to weapons fire.
Sniper: Literally a Ratling.
Spy: Bottom of the Barrel hold out from the Callidus Assassin temple, rejected halfway through introduction and then vanished because he was a Traitor and Heretic, or was he? Or was she? You know what, we can't seem to figure that out, all records appear to have been purged...

At least that is how I ran this the last two times. We did it was a game of Dark Heresy first and then tried it out as Rogue Trader the second time. Dark Heresy worked better for theme but honestly just eating up resource books was plenty fine from all 40KRP.

Ork nob about to eat his hard earned squig sandvich

Scout while poking him with metal pipe "Yo, wuzzup"

Ok, grass grows, bird fly, sun shines, and brother, if you were from were I was from, you'd be fuckin dead

Whoo!

>It's a "the two armies have stopped fighting to trade hats" battle

Wait, would battles with the necrons be mann vs. machine?

Now this is on point!

>Be part of glorious Builders Logo Union
>Traitor Rebel Ex Dominion holding position near recently raised super weapon near some old mines.
>Hades Breaching Drill breaks into abandoned/closed off portion of mines.
>Medicae and Heavy Weapons Specialist march up the left flank with support from our Demolitions Specialist, basically escorting our Techpriest
>The kid in our group runs down the length of a trench between both tunnels as the Ratling takes the head off of a RED with a missile launcher that was taking a leak on the other side of this mine pit. Our missile launcher specialist actually fucking jumps by shooting the ground below him, screaming about how strange and unusual that other missile launcher was and how it would be his. Meanwhile we have no idea where the Hell the Assassin is and the weird one who never talks outside of muffled screaming is idly standing by our transport, either like a guard dog or it fell asleep standing.

>Other end of the second set of tunnels leads into a mess of the RED heretics and heretek!
>They have a fallen techpriest who has corrupted their tarantula emplacement.
>Suddenly we hear a violent scream in binary and the gun emplacement explodes.
>Their medicae is a headless corpse.
>Their techpriest has a phase blade sticking out of his torso
>They had a sniper but it's dead.
>Something that looks like a daemonhost with a massive sword is screaming and charging us.
>Our medicae screams about being charged
>Heavy Weapons Specialist turns this assault cannon that he took from a dead space marine and blasts apart this screaming devil swordman
>Kid is hitting on traitor slave girl around his age, she's screaming at the carnage
>Ratling blasts her head clean off.
>We stand near their control centre for several seconds before it becomes clear that they're all dead and we have secured a foothold.
>Repeat this with the next two groups of the RED traitors until we secure their super missiles launch site.
>Hear over the VOX that the Inquisition is now calling US the RED traitors.
>VOX back to clarify.
>Told that "Teams have been scrambled!"
>mfw we survived a meat grinder to be put to execution

What would happen if a shit-ton of Australium was found on Holy Terra? What about a entire Space Marine or Guard regiment being exposed to the stuff? Would it be heresy?

>Still part of glorious Builders Lego Union
>Vox clarified that it was landing units being scrambled to redeploy us to new area on world.
>Decided that the thing with the heavy flamer was sleeping on its feet and the Techpriest just starts dragging it behind him.
>We arrive at another part of the same region. Yet more mines!
>Receive orders that we must hold our ground.
>"Yes sir, Colonel!"
>Nearly 4000 servitors with various wargear loadouts, some as big as Sentinel walkers start advancing on our position.
>What feels like 3 hours of nearly none stop fighting later and the entire advance is done, destroyed to the last servitor.
>Conveniently placed and near limitless supply caches kept us going.
>Flamer thing started screaming and celebrating in the carnage after having seen the horde of servitors the first time.
>Discover that the servitors all had varying amounts of Crowns and Thrones on them.
>Kid in the group is running around most of the time just snatching up the dropped currency.
>We're stupidly rich!
>Commander Hale arrives after jumping from a Valkyrie without grav-chut, shirtless, congratulates us on our stalwart defense.
>Transports arrive, vox says that we must redeploy AGAIN.

What do you think the Imperial Palace and custodes armor is made of? Furthermore, why do you suppose that the Imperial Fists are such a brilliant shade of yellow?

user do you know what Australia looked like in the 60s? If that was the case then Terra would look like a craftworld on steriods.

user, who is to say that the Emperor of Man didn't horde the Australium for his own agenda?

>Tfw, Heavy talks to his guns constantly because he knows about machine spirits.
>Demo is a massive heretic due to the Eyelander.
Wait what about Merasmus? Guy can fuck with time itself when he's pissed so I imagine he'd be a fucking scary as all hell psyker.

Well it certainly explains why the custodes are so obsessed with their own bodies.
They were never Space Marines.

Nobody caught on to the Daemon blade. Or if they had, nobody wanted to say anything about it.

>Merasmus
Traitor Psyker/Sorcerer that turned out to be killed by hordes of Hive Gangers due to the massive amounts of Crowns/Thrones that he owes them.

To be fair Merasmus has "kill me come back stronger" pills.
Pills that soldier ate all of.

He became a Warp Entity and keeps coming back with more debt and stranger ways to kill the team.

So a deamon prince? Or a warp champion of Tzeentch?

Yes.

>Demoman having a replacement for his left eye.
>Replacement eye keeps getting possessed because the eye socket is tainted by the Warp. (Team Fortress Comics #6, "The Naked and the Dead")

>bionic eye keeps showing him the eyelanders true form so he refuses to use one

Get more creative and better taste

>heavy
A runt ogryn from Valhalla who- through some miracle of the emperor- was blessed with above average intelligence.

Get the stick out of your ass.

and what is it that you would describe as better taste, user who believes themseleves the authority on quality?

>God emperor's halo is actualy an unusual

>Implying the god emperor didn't become OP in the first place because he was australian

BTW, TF2 Heavy have a PhD. in Literature, he just does not speak english very good.

>55545142
Still better that another "Doomguy krumps the 40K universe" thread.

Cheaters Lament

Not IG but i think the Medic would most likely be a Magos Biologis.