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Thread Question: What's the spiciest piece of hate you've managed to nail someone with and just shut them down? Alternatively, what's the spiciest hate you yourself have ever been hit with?
>tfw it posted before I could get the last thread on there Always got to fuck something up.
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Angel Johnson
You also fucked up the Pasta, user.
Aaron James
>What's the spiciest piece of hate you've managed to nail someone with and just shut them down? Alternatively, what's the spiciest hate you yourself have ever been hit with? what? you want to remove that divinity counter not on my watch
Jace Mitchell
Oh, silly me, I'll remember the Discord link next time. :^)
Austin Richardson
>Sakashima's Student >Creature — Human Ninja >Sakashima >Creature — Human Rogue
Pray tell, how did a run of the mill rogue teach his student ninjutsu?
John Campbell
I want to draw attention to the best commander card since Sol Ring.
This card is so amazing, I've added it to every deck. Every time I think I've understood just how great it is, it blows my mind by doing something even better
Michael Flores
tfw first time using arjun as a commander I get hit with this
Carson Wilson
I forgot I had that card. Time to toss it in the giant fucking pile of "Shit to put in my new deck."
Camden Jackson
sell me on this 3 mana do nothing card
Landon Brown
Is it a well known fact that B, U, and R are colors for gay degenerate people like someone in the last thread said?
My main EDH deck and modern deck is Grixis...
Gavin Thompson
add green and be a lean mean cascading machine
Zachary Brown
It's not bad, especially if you have down a creature that you can abuse strong ETB effects for just two mana
Grayson Smith
gonna use it for slobad. gonna include cards that let me steal so i can try to take other peoples artifacts to combo out.
Ryder Ortiz
>ETB effects read the fucking card you absolute retard
Andrew Kelly
>opponent plays eldrazi titan >forgot I had a mirror, I copy it and swing at him for annihilator 4, he loses the game
>opponent has Leyline of Anticipation/Orrery >For 2 mana, so do you, when you need it!
>there's a mana reflection/doubling season' >so do you, if the mana reflection was yours, you now have TWO
>activate Mirage Mirror an extra time with trigger on stack >first trigger copies mana reflection, while other trigger is on stack, tap all lands for double mana >second trigger resolves, it's now a copy of your biggest threat
>activate it half a dozen times on stack, alternating targets between the black players cabal coffers and your basalt monolith, tapping it for 15 black mana and untapping it for 3 each time, last trigger turning it into the biggest threat on the table, then winning of your crazy mana
>opp has big beatstick >can't attack you because you can just block with the exact same creature
>casually copy your Dark Depths EOT
>you now have TWO doubling cubes!
It has no synergy with ETB effects.
Aiden Moore
kys idiot I was joking
Wyatt Ramirez
user, that's not how ETB effects work.
Mirage Mirror is great when you want to clone something for a turn.
Nolan Robinson
>pretending to be retarded i thought we agreed we werent going to be doing this anymore
Hudson Robinson
>No, ninjutsu is much deeper and complicated than baka gaijin thieves!
Daniel White
>thread question I dont actually play magic anymore, I just make edh decks and shitpost on /edhg/
Chase Ward
It does so much more too
>opp has Asceticism, Eldrazi Monument, Darksteel Forge or Privileged Position in play >someone tries to fuck with you/boardwipe >copy it and save your board
>opponent growing sick of your Mirage Mirror forcing him to keep his best cards in hand, tries to remove it >turns into a land, your artifact removal has an illegal target, fucker
>cyclonic rift says nonland too
>opp tries to steal your legendary permanent, sacrifice it for 2 mana!
It does fucking everything. It's the best permanent on the table at all times, and sometimes it's even multiple of them at once.
Jonathan Rivera
Alright, so from what I can tell, there are no good mana filters outside of Gemstone Array.
Anyway, has anyone played Upwelling? Does it backfire always? I want to run Gelatinous Genesis, but symmetrical effects terrify me, even if I stack my deck.
Robert Barnes
Goddamn. Not the user you originally replied to, but you sure sold me, it sounds spicy enough to work. Especially the Cabal Coffers/Monolith combo, holy shit that's great.
Ryder Sanders
Seriously, give me your deck, I'll tell you where and how it's broken. And that's just counting your own board, it gives you access to everything your opponents tries to use against you.
Watch your opponent die to your Mirage Mirror's Vicious Shadows triggers when he sacrifices creatures. Yesterday a friend tried to win off a Bloodchief Ascension, but I had one too. (Yes, I copied it before every end step trigger) so he couldn't.
I'm not saying it should go into cEDH decks, but in any commander meta that isn't just a snapshot of the EDH tier 1 list benefits from running the card. Hell, I'd argue that some cEDH decks would even find it worth running it, like Brago
It backfires against control decks. It allows them to never waste mana.
Jaxon Reed
>tap all of your mana for two turns in a row when you have nothing to do >third turn have 30 mana in your mana pool at the beginning of your turn and combo someone to death
Sounds like a bad card to give your opponent that ability too. Just use Omnath so it's limited to you
Zachary Barnes
Oh it's a big time backfire, unless you ramp it up turn 2 at the latest >giving everyone better Kruphix You just enabled every deck to combo out like they're cEDH tier
Mason Perry
Yeah, I've had crazy shenanigans happen with that card. I can also often deflect hate away from it by pointing out that removing the thing I'm copying is just as good. But they've started to wisen up after multiple activation shenanigans.
I've also had fun scenarios where an opponent tries to play stuff like Notion Thief and lock out other players, only to have me copy his Notion Thief and shut him down.
Oh, and that one time I copied a Necropotence, drew a bunch of cards, then resumed as normal.
Or when someone tried to do an infinite damage to all players combo with a Glacial Chasm in play, I turned my mirror into his Chasm, saving myself. I continued to copy his chasm every time he tried to hurt me for as long as the chasm was in play, and I didn't even have to pay the upkeep trigger, nor did I have the drawback of controlling it on my turn.
It might be my new favorite magic card.
Caleb Bell
Why the fuck is Doubling Season so much? Is Anointed Procession and Parallel Lives enough for a casual token deck?
Ryan Robinson
Because half the planeswalkers in the game can ultimate immediately if you drop them with Doubling Season on the table. Bant Tamiyo gets you an uninteractable Omniscience for your troubles.
Yes, those two should be enough to get you through. Bring Rhys the Redeemed and Second Harvest for more exponential shenanigans.
Jason Scott
Doubling Season also increases the loyalty of your planeswalkers
Andrew Long
I play Dimir. The whole deck focuses on fucking people with Mill, reanimating their creatures, and making sure nothing survives long enough to be a problem. My favorite play? Casting other peoples high cmc cards for free. Much better against tuned decks than casual decks because it plays to the strength of the group.
Lincoln Johnson
Don't forget. Run Mirage Mirror, it's a copy of your token doublers too!
Kayden Barnes
The best thing about Mirage Mirror is it gives me a 4th way to get out Marit Lage in Blaxos.
Austin Bell
Ah, right, Planeswalkers. I forgot about those shits. Still, a year ago it was under $30. I don't get why the price doubled. Pls no jokes.
I have like $100 in store credit at the LGS since they seldom have any singles I want in stock, but I do know they have a Parallel Lives and Doubling Season. I'll check for a Rhys, but he's like $25 or so too. Need an Aura Shards as well.
Not having any green staples is kind of a pain in the ass.
Yeah, I'm considering it as well. Shame Panharmonicon doesn't work on enchantment triggers, too.
Ryder Torres
Green is for retarded timmys and trannies who like elves that why the price doubled
Zachary Brooks
Rhys the Redeemed is definitely the way to go if you're doing GW tokens. If you want a third color you have Ghave for Abzan, Marath for Naya, though they've both got that combo potential that gets you focused, and probably Sidar+Ishai/Kydele/Thrasios for Bant.
Cameron Jackson
>green is for timmies and trannies >RUB is for degenerates Does this mean that Mono-White is the most enlightened commander?
Charles Murphy
Im a gay leaning bi and my favorite color combos are izzet, azorius, jeskai, and rakdos
Jacob Wilson
>white >green
Take the grixis pill.
Aaron Gomez
I'm doing Mirri with a token focus. I have a thing for cats. And tokens.
I did Breya with a token/thopter theme as well.
For some reason flooding the board with a ton of bullshit just tickles my autism in the right ways.
Landon Clark
Lord Byron is grixis?
Anthony Wood
Byronic heroes are certainly black, not white or green, with the possibility of red or blue support. Toshiro's an example.
Robert Cooper
>Intellectual >Moody, emotional >libertine
I'd hazard so.
Ian Martinez
As a straight guy, I play whatever I want because I don't let precognitive misconceptions and perceptions of deck color combos stop me from enjoying magic.
Evan Williams
I was thinking of lord Alfred Tennyson, I have a collection of his poems I read one time and it was all hippy "bro check out these autumn leaves" stuff
Jeremiah Martinez
I like Epser decks, am I gay? How gay on the Kinsey scale is that?
Leo Wilson
4.2. Tennyson would be Wx. Maybe Abzan.
Landon Roberts
user every color on the pie can be twisted in some way to make it gay as fuck, the only legit gay sissy color combination is WG
Adam Edwards
>W/G >Not White Red
William Edwards
Fair enough. Oh well. I just wanted to use Radha, Neheb and Saskia, ya know? Omny only does green and Kruph isn't in my colors.
But yeah, fuck Upwelling. My playgroup has way stronger outs to the mana than me, so it would be bad. Alright, I need to stop talking about this deck and get a list brewing.
Jason Brown
They didn't just remove it in response?
Nicholas Gutierrez
every tranny and sissy bottom ive talked to whos played magic favored those colors, that cat deck was especially popular with them too
Xavier Howard
Maybe it's just my personal experience then. A friend of mine had a sissy friend who would play the same white red deck. They were the sissiest sissy I ever encountered.
Adrian Morgan
what grixis commander doesn't get me hated off the table before the game starts?
Christian Jenkins
>that cat deck was especially popular with them too
Fuck you I like cats and girl clothes that's not a connection
Aiden Baker
I've also noticed boros being very popular, or just mardu in general.
Angels and Demons
Brody Bell
Mishra, Crosis, Gwendolyn Di Corsi.
Michael Morris
No way, red is definitely the gayest and sissiest color
Hudson Cox
I dunno man, my gay friends really fucking like blue. My retard friend like red though.
Luis Miller
What colour is Milton? How about Dante?
Robert Barnes
>Does this mean that Mono-White is the most enlightened commander? It's white only, what do you think?
Jackson Flores
blue is the faggiest color, there's a difference
Ryan Taylor
This is cultural appropriation and the diminishing of people's lived experiences. I am literally shaking at how brazenly offensive you can be without even noticing it. You seriously need to check your privilege.
Milton was a strong proponent of free speech, an intellectual, but actively worked with the government of the time. Jeskai.
Everything I can think of on Dante just paints him as red. Iconoclastic, biting wit, a little spiteful.
Nicholas Harris
Google the artist.
Cooper Nelson
...
Owen Collins
Void Winnower is cool. So is It That Betrays.
Jonathan Anderson
But the real question is do you like to have things in your boy pussy?
Michael Perez
>snow covered lands are $2.50 each
Dylan Evans
I'm a transgendered degenerate myself and my favorite color pair is W/B.
Luke Bailey
Last time I played EDH someone dropped a Possibility Storm, the first creature I landed on was Void Winnower.
Nobody managed to resolve a relevant spell for the rest of the game
Ryder Price
>green is for timmies and trannies
Green is the color least approving of transexuality.
Gavin Wright
>Just got 23 Coldsnap Snow-Covered Mountains for $30
Good times.
Ethan Nelson
>elf decks
Dominic Flores
>mfw someone saved my shitty 3-panel
I've never been more proud
Tyler Bennett
It can be grabbed by Grozoth in monoblue.
Yup. In case you wanted to do that. I do that nonsense in Jalira. No, it isn't a good deck.
Kevin Butler
Idk man homolust just strikes me as a super red phenomena. Like those barbarians from the oglaf comics
Pic related
Joshua White
>Revised Wheel of Fortune is climbing to $100
Fuckin' A. Glad I bought a couple for $15 when I first started playing this format.
Jacob Wright
I mean from a philosophical standpoint.
Ethan Turner
I have one. But just the one. This blows.
I'm actually considering the "proxy because I have it in the other deck" thing for the first time ever. Which I always hated. Fucking hundred dollar card. If it wasn't critical for my monored deck to draw cards, I'll sell it right now.
Cameron Anderson
That would explain the only confirmed tranny being Mardu.
Does UG hate trannies? But they always seem to want to stick new parts on people.
Tyler Perry
I do that with Mana Crypt and Gauntlet of Might, I wouldn't worry. Most players are fine with it
Christian Thompson
Need a good wincon for an esper control deck. We don't allow infinite combos so those are out. I used to use Debt to the Deathless but it sometimes takes too long to get enough mana. Or, on the other hand, I'm not getting my tutors or wincons in hand and just hanging on by wiping the board repeatedly and countering where I can.
Blightsteel Colossus seems to work but is too slow or I need to use Hall of the Bandit Lord, cast him, make sure I have counters to keep him safe, etc.
Joshua Mitchell
Seems like a normal guy to me.
Brayden Adams
I rip any proxy that I see and carry my flashlight to do tests on any probable proxy
Stop supporting Chinaman
Cameron Cox
Who is the commander
Liam Ortiz
Triplets or Oloro
Brody Scott
Psst, user, you want some secret tech? Bet you nobody even remembers this when you whip it out, complete blindside.
Jose Reed
I will buy $300 worth of proxies tonight just to fuck you up
Stop supporting the RL
Xavier Rodriguez
That's something where those two colors sharply conflict. Green believes in destiny and that everyone was made the way they were for a reason. Blue believes people and the world don't have an inherent purpose, so you're free to do whatever you want with the materials you have at hand, and that those materials were more or less arbitrarily assigned.
If a Blue mage were to change sexes, other Blue mages wouldn't even blink.
Kayden Clark
It would literally be a basic land with the words Wheel of Fortune (see other deck) sharpies on it.
Juan Garcia
Where do you play? We should play together IRL
Anthony Morales
I think I'm good with just my Skred, Scrying Sheets, and Coldsteel Heart.
Michael Hernandez
Simic sorcerers only ever add functions, they never take them away. Out of all the guilds, Simic is the most likely to have futas.
Joshua Baker
UG would seek to learn about the process (surgeries and hormones) and refine it to make extremely specialized soldiers/mercenaries to make money to make more science and protect themselves from idiots who can't into the eventual techno-organic singularity. They would hate trannies for just limiting themselves to another gender instead of becoming hulked out monstrosities with only one specific purpose in mind.
If anyone has an issue with it, you can simply just un-sleeve it from another deck and re-sleeve it for the current one. You take your sweet goddamn time, making eye contact with the sperg who bitches about proxies in a goddamn kitchen table casual ass format.
Carter Martin
What would be a good halloween themed deck? Christmas Deck?
Evan Perez
>never had a relationship >completely oblivious to the few girls that were interested in me >been rejected by few girls I chased >into sissy/trap stuff
what color am I
Isaiah Nguyen
That's why Jace gets a pussy in Return to Dominaria.