Can we have a Chadstode thread pls

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I just wish he'd get back to making Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

The newest podcast was good.

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Do Custodes have the black carapace?

Also Valerian/Aelya best couple

How well is mixed weapons working for you, user? Do you footslog them?

Shitty custodes are still better marines.

>Read Carrion Throne and Watchers of the Throne.

Holy shit the Custodes are too OP

I do footslog them in smaller games. I play them with Grey Knight allies and occassional Iron Hands armor. Grey Knights use Gate of Infinity to he immediate threats to things that would ruin custodes. 5 paladins with daemon hammers and an apothecary scare armor. Custodes venerable is a monster too. As long as they have quick response support, they're golden... All pun intended

Why is that?

In Watchers of the Throne Ten custodes and 32 sisters of battle invade a black legion destroyers that was about to deply a pylon to cut it off from the warp in order to isolate Terra, The custodes and sisters kill every single traitor marine in the ship although by the time the rescue came only one sister and a single custodes survive the ordeal

I've been thinking of fielding a squad of 10 with a heavily converted captain/Valdor as a counts-as Guilliman because I giggle at the thought of a deathstar of shining golden gods who can eat entire army's worth of firepower

And I had planned on all sword and board, but I'm wondering how just a few shields to eat anti armor shots would work, and then a bunch of halberds

>Can we have a Chadstode thread pls
You have the whole gneral for your gay porn

A destroyer, or a larger ship?
Destroyers are fairly small in terms of 40k vessels,

Did it say about how many manlets they rekt?

B-but the podcasts are pretty good user.

Let me check

you wouldnt happen to have a download link to these would you?

It's not bad. I have two squads... Frater Pugilisto with all spears for offense and Frater Testudo with all shields. Sometimes I mix them up and usually run pic related. 3 shields and 2 spears for that juicy +1. The blades are great being pistol 2 so they're great at prolonged combats. Only thing you MUST do is a Vexilla... No ifs, ands or buts.

buy a better computer for him and make he use proper software then

It was an executor class

you can torrent it it should be the first link google will give if you write torrent together with the title, of course

It doesn't say specifi number, only hundreds

Which squad do you put the Vexilla in? It's one-per-detachment, iirc

with only a 5++ doesnt the all-spears squd have a decent chance of being shot off the board before they can close in?

it wasnt, cant seem to find it on KAT or TPB either oh well, ive got more than enough novels to read anyways from the old /40kg/ dump

Primaris are more stable thunder warriors (for now at least). And the Custodes tore through them like tissue paper.

Remember the Custodes were never meant to be simple warriors like the space marine legions. Each one is an individual with incredible knowledge about history, diplomacy, agriculture, science, etc.

Using them as an elite strike force is remarkably wasteful but you know grim dark.

Aleya x Valerian is cute and perfect.

I don't think it's ever said, but they've probably got way crazier systems and shit.

and you are objectively correct

Don't see why they wouldn't.

Did they kill all of the Marines? I thought Bobby G and his Chads had to come in and bail them out at the very end

Truths!

extratorrent dot rip, look for The Emperor's Legion (Watchers of the Throne) by chris wraight

[spolier]I was hyping it up but the 42 of them killed a good number of traitors before Guilliman bailed them out

The adventures of a petite homicidal tsundere and the nerdy infinitely patient demigod who owes her a life debt.

It's everything I've wanted in a 40k book T-T

thanks!

FUCK! [spoilers]I meant Sisters of Silence not sisters of battle,I fucked up like the high lords did[/spoiler]

They definitely run the risk of that. I put the Vexilla with the storm shields to give them a killier edge. And to mitigate that risk I have Gate of Infinity on everything with my allied GK. They make themselves target priority with those that can ruin my spears. Furthermore, the contemptor is fast as hell. Most try to take him out before the spears. In larger points games, I use the land raider for my spears.

Please, let this be the beginning of a novel series their adventures together.

Today is not my day

this is a weird ass question, but we hear plenty of humans falling in with chaos cults, eldar, etc.

But have there ever been canon cases of xenos finding themselves inexplicably enamored by the Imperial cult? Like a Tau that keeps a secret shrine to the Emperor or some weird shit like that?

or is humanity the only species that's corruptible?

Only Chaos is actively corrupting. The Imperial Cult is a counter-measure against it. An anti-virus cannot infect someone with the virus.

Personally I paint the 'wings' of the eagle on the shields and standard silver. It helps break up the gold a little bit and makes it more visually interesting.

I can't see how, the imperial cult is pretty much humanity fuck yeah, xenos can suck a dick doctrine.

>Still no smut of them

drawfags take to long

Here you go.

kill la kill was a good show

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9 custodies lost in a single battle? By far their worst casualties to date.

To be fair they pulled off a mission that would've been suicide for an entire chapter of space marines.

2,000 of the 4,000 that sallied out to defend the Lion's Gate died. Bobby G also fought a bloodthirster

I unironically like the podcasts. BEGONE, HERETIC

>nobody cares about those shitty Podcasts
>t. butthurt Karstodes upon being BTFO'd constantly
And to be perfectly clear, I don't mean the kind of butthurt you usually take from your brothers

Why is that Tau like 8 feet tall?

And It was good.

She is on her toes

They're like 5 feet tall?

REALLY big toes

Wait, but don't Tau have hooves? That means they're always standing on their toes, since unguligrade feet are always on the tips of their toes.

He seems to care for this banalities

youtube.com/watch?v=XzLeQs6jZEM

she's using hover stilts, even still she must be the tallest tau ever if the reports of their size arn't just imperial propaganda.

It's okay we've got Valerian and Aelya to hold on to.

top 10 anime couples

I thought about that, but I also love simplicity, it's just my style, Pic related

Meant for

They guard the most important person in the galaxy, they should be OP.

So Kitten knowing all the shit he knows has some basis in canon? Neat.

They don't guard anyone if you think about it. I know it's their 'official' purpose but does the emperor really need a bodyguard? The motherfucker could stand toe to toe with the chaos gods.

THIIS IS NOT FUCKING CANON

I don't know about that. It could cause problems...

TTS is ruined by the shitty VA. Rogal Dorn is the exception. Everyone else sounds like low-T beta males.

The Custodes characters made we want to nuke sweden even more.

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Original doujin? I'm pretty sure it's something by John K. Pe-Ta but I don't feel like going through every page of everything he ever made to verify right now.

The canonicity of this couple cannot questioned.

AND THE CANONISITY IS NOT

But love always prevails, user

Because she is Kitten's GF.

Apparently, geneseed has prodigious effects even when administered to xenos.

only anally

Name of the anime?

Wraight said on Twitter he'd write more of the two if his book works, he already has ideas, you know what to do. Yes that even includes the poorfags. For the purity of the tsundere and the nice virgin. They're too pure to leave them at that.

Wait, they survived the end of the book?

Looks more Monzetsu to me

Again, why is that sister like 9 feet tall? They're baseline humans, absolute badasses, but physically they're just extremely athletic women.

so I've been behind on the fluff, I know cadia blew up, fenris is fucked (something to do with magnus and the thousand sons but thats it) and guilimen is back with his super space boys
what the fuck happened with the sisters of silence? where did they come from? where were they hiding for all these years
and whats this about a 102 year time skip?!

well, they were working on the Black Ships. Some also had isolated convents in east jesus nowhere.

Settle down, Chris.

All the custodes would have survived had they not been forced to babysit larping women.

I know why Aleya x Valerian is so cute.

Think about it, the sisters are literal pariahs and since the heresy have had little social contact outside their own order.

So when Aleya is acting like her usual irritable angry self on top of being a blank she expects valerian to be repulsed and hostile. But he's not. He's always kind, respectful, and friendly and she doesn't really know how to handle that kind of positive social interaction.

In other words I ship it and so should you.

You shut your mouth Aelya is a strong capable souless