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Dumping my folder.

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It's not even 24 hours since the last thread, you fucking nig nog.
I love filename threads, but no fucking need to make them 24/7.

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That's the very definition of an Escape Artist check.

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needs a better name

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I have found that the PCs almost inevitable choose the plan that promises painful, agonizing failure, out of some belief that a task THAT difficult must have INSANE rewards.

Either that or they somehow convince themselves that the best, most sensible, and logical course of action is in fact the worst one that is probably going to get them killed.

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By the way, no one ask me for the source, as I have completely forgotten beyond the description: "straight girl bangs her way through an all-girls college".

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And I am finally out.

That's because you don't become a PC to do the shit you would have done if you stayed at home being a NPC.

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I feel that folks who stay at home being NPCs don't attack goblin layers.

What I am troubled with is when confronted with:

1) Sneak in through a back entrance that is poorly guarded;
2) Frontal assault killing anything that gets in their path
3) Approach openly and pretend to be representatives of the stone mason's guild, there to offer their services in fixing up the place as a reasonable price

The PCs will invariably pick (3).

Without doing a single thing to disguise themselves first, like hiding their weapons or armor or wizards' tools or familiars.

Then they act indignant when they don't get a surprise round.

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>layers

*lairs, mea culpa.

Protip: try and get more than 4 hours of sleep at night.

Look, man. A stonemason has to protect himself.

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>Are you denying me my right to bear arms?
>We live in dangerous times. All these Goblin attacks, one can't be too sure!

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I'd read a webcomic about this group

>Have you ever had a bloody golem come up when you're building? No?
>I have.

SPACEBALLS THE POST

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This one is just useful to have on hand.

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At some points, all those death flags are going to overflow back to safety.

This kingdom is going to disintegrate and it will be glorious.

Presumably they'll all be so busy backstabbing and plotting against one another that no one will notice that I've absconded with the treasury and fled the kingdom.

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Subtle.

Actually I think that this is the kind of kingdom that would flourish under a particularly cunning monarch. Someone like Dark Sidious, Lord Vetinari or Dread Emperor Traitorous (if anyone here read the Guide), who can keep all the fuckers busy with each other long enough for the country to function.

Yurika's Campus Life

>Dread Emperor Traitorous
That man is the ideal Evil Emperor that all other Evil Emperor's should aspire to be.

The man killed himself, and framed someone else for his 'assassination' for god's sake.

>"straight girl bangs her way through an all-girls college".
YuriCam - for a straight girl she really takes all that lezing gracefully

>The man killed himself, and framed someone else for his 'assassination' for god's sake.
He framed a hundred different people for his assassination. Dude knew how to write History.

I kinda like the Emperor who turned himself into a giant spider too.

I giggled

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>no spaceballs the email with working spaceballs email

>Kind of wanna do this joke, but with my tripcode spelling out "Tripcode" so it can be SPACEBALLS THE TRIPCODE

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shouldn't that be foreign paladin?

10/10 Patrician-tier movie right there.

You've got the point. I'm not the best in this game

And for you another webm

Far and away the best splatbook in all of WoD

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My fucking sides... The best part is those are their actual dialogues

>Manners maketh man, baka!

... is that a chick beating the crap out of them?

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pabo not baka
it's Korean

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source?

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>wand of fireball, not an M79
THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

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What on Earth was his plan here?

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Cringy as fuck.