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Today we're playing a game called Scenes from a Hat...
Things you can say about the DM, but not your lover.
power trip incoming
"I see you at least once a week regularly."
I'm seeing someone else but I'll play with you too
I'm really sick of you punishing me
At least he will play with my dice for more than a minute.
What the paladin is actually thinking.
"Maybe if I say my God's name before I stab shit the rest of the party won't call me Warrior anymore"
stop inviting your brother
>say about the DM
>"stop inviting your brother"
That doesn't even make sense.
I'm going to kill them all in their sleep.
Just five more 'justifiable' kills and I get a new power!
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I need to start charging for faith healing.
"god I can't wait until elves are justified kills, those assholes keep trying to give me stupid herbs and bows."
Now, how can I justify that "I Am The Law" applies so we can skip this whole encounter...
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I'm really not sure if this was appropriate situation for Laying on Hands, though Rogue's relief was quite genuine...
Cooking shows for the BBEG.
Orks wif Forks
How to Serve Adventurers
(Chaotic) Good Eats
Your army marches on its stomach
"Tofu in vegan cuisine"
(he watches to build his anger)
Hitler's Kitchen - tonight with special quest, the literal Hitler
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Why would Hitler be a special guest on his own show?
Election year in a fantasy setting.
"I will build a Great Wall, that will keep out all illegal goblins looking for cheap trade and cross breeding."
Satan would be a special guest on Hell's Kitchen
most people were treating it as "say to the dm"