What would your character do if they met a jibboo?

What would your character do if they met a jibboo?

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jibboos or JIGGERS as I like to call them

Attempt to exploit it for political power.

One member of the party would try to seduce it, fail and nearly die as a result, surviving only because the GM fudged the damage roll. The rest of us would try to stay out of it and focus on goals that matter to us, until we end up saving him as a side effect of accomplishing whatever our goals are.

Punch it until it stops moving. This has to be another Fey trick

Frankly speaking the first thing I'd do is question why I let myself blunder into a jibboo neighborhood. It's not like you can't tell from the buildings what kind of an area it is.

I'm more scared of that architecture than the creature.
Those books always freaked me out as a kid.

*unzips*

It's literally Lovecraft's favorite "non-euclidean geometries."

>What would your character do if they met a jibboo?
They'd keep on drinking (and you'd keep on drinking too).

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So what exactly is a jibboo and what does it do?

I've always considered Dr. Seuss to be more Kafkaesque

What is a jibboo you ask? Very well, I'll try this task.
A jibboo is just like you or me, except for their love of Komba Tea.
Whether simply a sip from a flask or guzzling gallons from a cask
They will pour and pour with giddy glee until you drown in a Komba sea.

I first read that as jiggaboo.

You don't want jiggers. You don't want to Google jiggers.

I warned you.

Oh those fuckers. God damn, they're fucking nasty motherfuckers.

I don't know, I'm still trying to deal with the vug under the rug.

Where I live, we call 'em chiggers instead, never knew they were called jiggers elsewhere.

Do some people have problems with these? They're basically a fact of life where I live. I just throw some clear nail polish over any dots and move on with my life. Can't walk through any wild grass without finding at least a few.

Chiggers and jiggers are two completely separate parasites.