37-year old unemployed Magic the Gathering player

>37-year old unemployed Magic the Gathering player
>Hangs around at the card store
>Always with his 17-year old girlfriend
>Sells Ritalin to the tournament players to fund his lifestyle

Is..is this ok?

Depends on the setting.

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>37-year old unemployed Magic the Gathering player
Nothing wrong with this, besides the unemployed part.
>Hangs around at the card store
Nothing wrong with this if he eventually buys something.
>Always with his 17-year old girlfriend
Nothing wrong with this, you're just jealous.
>Sells Ritalin to the tournament players to fund his lifestyle
I mean, something kinda wrong with drug dealing. But honestly, he sounds pretty happy. Doesn't have to work, has a banging hot prime teen pussy, and is good at Magic. Whereas OP is probably going to have to get a second job to support his whale gf and "his" son.

top kek

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But OP, he's not unemployed; he has a job as a drug dealer.

Nothing wrong with selling drugs.

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So he is employed, is in a happy and committed relationship and has a sociable hobby.

Seems to me OP is just jelly as fuck.

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>Has cash, teen pussy and friends that share his hobby.
And judging by how you didn't paint a monstrous caricature of his appearance, he must be hot too.

Damn, some people have it all.

You cheeky fucker

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>implying there is something wrong with being unemployed

yawwwwwn

Depends on the gf. Boobs?

>implying "drug dealer" isn't a job
I mean, it's illegal but so is working for cash in hand. Both are jobs.

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Just start reporting this faggot when shows up on all the boards then it they will be cleared for a few days and not waste page space

>people actually think dating a much younger girl is anything but creepy

I call cops on their ass. 9/10 they have cp or loli on their computers.

OP ID checks an unemployed creep's girlfriend?

>Nothing wrong with this, you're just jealous.
>nothing wrong with banging someone less than half your age
wew

Fpbp

She's not pregnant either. I checked.

H-how did you check?

My wife is 11 years younger and I don't even watch porn.
Calm your jealousy, comic book guy.

If he looks like that it is.
dudes a fox.

your wife is 6?

How old are you, user?

23. Living in Kuwait is the shit

>Sells Ritalin to the tournament players to fund his lifestyle
>Ritalin is used in ADHD therapy.
Can I have a case? Or two?

Also: stop hating on Chad, you betas.

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>37-year old
>Always with his 17-year old girlfriend

Lucky bastard.

>nothing wrong with banging someone less than half your age
That is correct. Assuming you are 33+ years old.

I have neither of those things and I don't think there's anything wrong with it. Also have fun getting fined / cited for false 911 calls.

>Assuming you are 33+ years old
You're 33 aren't you?

He means the girl's at least 16, user

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Hey now, these days I don't dress like that and I don't even know where to get R-
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I see. This isn't me. Carry on.

so do you sell fast release or XR?

No.

Well, it's a highly short-sighted lifestyle, but other than that it's not too terrible. He'll likely end up alone, sad, and dying young, but then again who isn't these days?

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I just realized I'm turning 30 in Eight days. Atleast I'm an employed Magic the Gathering player.

fooking hell m8 subversive as fuck you deserve the you

36, Veeky Forums is the oldest board. Specially if you kick out the shills and tumblrposters.

Get fucked you joyless cunt that was actually funny

lol

hes clearly not unemployed, he sells ritalin

Isn't this statutory rape?

Not if the girl's parents don't know, or aproove.

have a (you)

Top lawlz.
In b4 archives.

Depends on the local laws regarding age of consent.

Assuming you live in the US, age of consent is by state. People think it's 18 because California is where most mass culture is made there. In quite a lot of the US and in Canada it's 16, and in Mexico it can be as low as 12.

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(You)... (You)'ve earned it.

Put me in the screenshot

Have a pointing asian grille

And here we have a winner in the category "things that never happened"

Not if you live in a normal country

This could be one of my characters

Goddammit, guys, you never fail to amuse and entertain me.

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>>Always with his 17-year old girlfriend
>Nothing wrong with this, you're just jealous.
There's plenty fucking wrong here.

No
People shouldn't put up with creeps like this

You are also a problem

Please tell us what that would be?

If she's of the age of consent and not genuinely retarded I'm not seeing a problem.

It's just a bit odd at most.

>banging a girl much younger than you (assuming they're legal, blahblahblah)
Acceptable.
>being in a relationship with a woman much younger than you
Bad, bad, bad!

Underrated post

>But user, this is a very highly rated post with plenty of responses

Still underreated

no

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Fuck you.

Fuck ((((You))))

Tell us why without resorting to spooks.

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>dying young, but then again who isn't these days?

found the euro
go home, stirner

Found the american

Imagine being so much of a beta that the only way you get pussy is by seducing high school girls when you're almost in your 40s. Hey, I should try this.

>tfw your adderall starts wearing off halfway through the tourney and you start misplaying like crazy

It depends what the age of consent is and what the business owner things, as well as local laws on selling pharmaceuticals.

the only thing wrong is that i'm not getting any teen pussy

Heeey - a deuce of diamonds!
Sweet - it's straight flush - I win!!!
Whaddaya mean, we're not playing poker?!?

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Nice.

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Vomits externally

Except you know... the law

It's more like
>oops I missed a trigger
>oops I just said go instead of taking my second main phase
>oops I let that thing resolve when I had a counter in hand
I just stare off into space the entire time. ADD really sucks for card games