Tell me bois, who is the baddest guardsmen of them all? Death Korps I say

Tell me bois, who is the baddest guardsmen of them all? Death Korps I say.

Salvar Chem Dogs. Can't get much worse than drug addicted murderers and thieves.

I meant in terms of being badass though.

Second for the Dogs. Elysian Drop Troops run a close second.

Necromundan Spiders and Lucky 7s

Because you need to be utterly insane to survive Necromunda and the enlist in the Guard because the Underhive is not hardcore enough

Sevlar Chem Dogs.

Elysian Drop Troops. Because they do it for fun.

So what I'm hearing, is that we have to combine the Chem Dogs and the Elysians

Jump pack drug addicts? Why yes

>Be me, Commissar assigned to penal legion
>Walking, talking, confescating drugs
>See fuck loads of my troopers walking around with Elysian issue grav-chutes
>Wut.stc
>Flag one down to explain, says Johnson stole a whole shipment of them
>Johnson says Paul did it
>Paul explains that Ricky won it in a game of cards
>Everyone backs this up as fact
>Fuck it, whatever.
And that's how the first Salvar Drop Regiment was born.

That does sound pretty badass.

Although to be fair most are going to be so juiced that they'll end up shooting each other about half an hour into a drop.

Whelp, guess that's my next Only War regiment sorted

Catachan Jungle Fighters
Because bare chests count as flak armor.

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Its objectively Vostroyans.
>Repaying an ancient debt due to their lack of loyalty ten thousand years ago
>Unlike Krieg they aren't all depressed and emo about it
>Glorious moustaches
>Glorious last stands
>Ornate weapons and armour
>Bearskin hats
>Multiple named generals from Vostroya in the fluff leading multi-regiment task forces
>Planet is an industrial world and produces goods besides third rate soldiers like Krieg and Cadia

Vostroyans>Elysians>Tallarn>Steel Legion>Everyone Else>Krieg

all person

>Not executing Ricky for gambling
I guess some commissars are okay with their units having poor discipline, but if that's the case why bother confiscating drugs?

Man, Paul is a damn good liar if the Commissar bought thag. Everyone knows they fell off the back of a Cargo-10.

>MFW I realize that the boys in this picture are fighting Chaos Space Marines and probably all die the picosecond after the picture is taken

They're Kriegers, they want to die.

Tallarn.
Our planet got raped by the only chaos legion that ever gets shit done, and we fought them off without needing the ultras to save our ass. (Today on how to be better at being imperial fists than imperial fist)
We don't need no stinking astartes

It's a penal legion, they're all going to die anyway in a few hours.