Warhammer 40k General /40kg/

>implying that i am not a slaaneshi into flogging

>opponent's models
Should be a matter of personal pride, homie.

Don't be a WAACfag! Don't shame others into losing just because you can't beat them!

I'd like them to focus on warzones again, have a bunch of missions for a campaign, some narrative rules, more ruses cards and maybe warzone specific warlord traits. A 4th war of Armageddon or T'au surviving Tyranids and the Imperium would be cool to see.

For 8th: None
For Armies: Loads

my dudes > absolutely BTFO'd your dudes

Not opponent, you dip. Mine. I know this shit is there, it bothers me.

So if my points are right, and I don't think they are so I gave myself some wiggle room. This is supposed to be an Ordo Malleus Inquisitorial Warband. Voldus is my counts-as Inquisitor.

IG Battalion - Stormtroopers
2x Tempestor Prime - Command Rod
10x Scions - Vox, 4x Plasma, Tempestor with plasma pistol
10x Scions - Vox, 4x Meltaguns, Tempestor with plasma pistol
10x Scions - Vox, 4x Volleyguns, Tempestor with plasma pistol
2x Taurox Prime - Volleyguns and Gatling gun

GK Vanguard
Voldus - Hammerhand, Vortex, Gate (my inquisitor)
Apothecary - Warding Stave, Gate
Paladin Ancient - Gate
Paladin Squad - 3x with Falchions, Paragon with Hammer, Hammerhand

IG Vanguard
Commissar Lord - Plasma Pistol, Power Maul
Ministorum Priest (the crusader captain, essentially)
10x Crusaders (melee specialists)
5x Ratlings (infantry snipers)
2x Valkyrie - Lascannons and Hellstrikes

I think its like 1997 points
How's it look. It's a shame I can't slap my Scions in the Valkyries since they're a different keyword now, though. Unless I'm wrong.

>he doesn't play to see cool models and have cool moments
Yup, WAACfag.

t. WAACfag

How many cool moments have you had with your opponents conscript hordes?

On one hand, I'm anticipating the Tyranid codex. On the other, seeing how bad IG players are getting shit on, I'm kind of dreading it as well.

Dont worry user we can all love each other.

But we've been shitting on delusional Nidfags who think they're the big bad in these generals for years now. You should be use to it.

First for Emprah Custodes army of 15 models.

you dont understand the vigin/chad meme do you?

None, because WAACfag armies aren't fun to play against.

I just made that for fun.

I thought we were just tweaking Carnac's nipples.

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Fuck, I lost it.

Is this a decent all Sisters list?

Outrider Detachment 1175 Points

HQ
>Celestine
>2 Geminae
250

Fast Attack
>10 Seraphim w/Power Sword and Plasma Pistol Superior, 4 Inferno Pistols
169

>6 Dominions w/Combi-Melta Superior, 4 Melta Guns
>6 Dominions w/Combi-Melta Superior, 4 Melta Guns
>6 Dominions w/Combi-Melta Superior, 4 Melta Guns
>3xImmolators w/Immolation Flamer, Extra Storm Bolter
756

Spearhead Detachment 825

HQ
>Canoness w/Eviscerator, Combi-Flamer
78

Elites
>Imagifier
40

Heavy Support
>8 Retributors w/Storm Bolter Superior, 4 Heavy Bolters
>1 Repressor w/2 Heavy Flamers, Storm Bolter
221

>3x Excorcists w/Extra Storm Bolter
486

I was busy washing 27 bases for my infantry. Gimme a break, senpai.

>mfw we'll never get those plastic sisters
Plastic Celestine is leading the way, right ? Right ?!

>mfw I would play Sisters in a heartbeat if they had any support/models

>>play a test game to see how my friend's tzeentch daemons are this edition
>>bring standard marine list and test out new wip fatnought
>>wipe out lord of change, 60 pink horrors, 6 screamers, a chariot herald, and 3 flamers by turn 2 and only lose an aggressor, 3 tactical marines, and a razorback

Tzeentch sure did a 180 on the powerlevel list. Worst army in the game? Changeling is solid, exalted are pretty good, screamers and flamers are okay, but everything else is such trash.

Also fatnoughts are fun, but I feel like contemptors are better for less with their increased ws/bs, invuln, and reliable melee.

More war zone books would be great

Just had my third game of 40k. Only 30 power level and objective was just to kill eachother.

Was Death Guard vs Scions.

DG List was:
Lord with Fist and Plasma Pistol
Foul Blightspawn (Meme Flamer guy)
5 Plague Marines with 2 plasma and 1 blight launcher
20 poxwalkers
1 Bloat Drone

Scions list was:
Tempestor Prime
Commisar
10 Guardsmen with flamer
3x5 squads of scions with random mix of flamer, plasma and melta
Scout Sentinel with multi-laser and hunter killer
1 Taurox prime with gatling gun and hot shot guns.
1 Taurox prime with battlecannon and stormbolter and hot shot guns.

Guess which one won, and which lost.

A friend got me a chimera and two leman russes to start my foray into 40k. Do I have to play with cadians to keep it cheap or do I have enough tanks to build vostroyans?

Why arent you playing Ultimate mod warhammer 40k for men of war assault squad 2 Veeky Forums ?

>fatnaut
New best name

Gib Warzone Baal

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Good night, sweet Nurglite princes. :(

Yes, new Celestine and her Geminae will be leading. I'm just wondering if I should switch some melta Dominions to storm bolters or something for anti-infantry.

>he uses forgeworld turrets
Fucking WAACfag nazi.
No wonder you beat that poor Tzeentch player.
I doubt you even apologized for it after the game.
btw sick paintjob

Scions no contest.

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In this episode of focus, tell us about your warlord and the anthem that reminds you of hin/her bearing down on the enemy.
Balsezath Ezzean is the Archon of the Maelstrom Ravagers. He favors speed and brutality over heavy weapons. As he rides down the eneny in his custom Raider, The Aszdrumahr, I imagine it sounding like this youtube.com/watch?v=BvUkROjv1U4

I have actual warhammer games to spend money on.

>Lady Atia said exodites are going to be released sometime between now and the end of next year.
>Atia has 100% reliability on rumors

GET FUCKING HYPE.

When did Atia confirm exodites?

Death Guard won in the end. Had Lord with 4 wounds and 2 Plague Marines alive.

Poxwalkers and Bloat Drone died very fast. Scions melted fast too, 3 alone to morale.

Flamer Death Guard guy was hilarious, did something like 15 wounds in the game. Killed commisar who charged him (very bad idea) and degraded both taurox's before being gunned down.

T5 is really a big deal. Much more than DR, which was nice too.

She also said Plastic Sisters are coming.

>screamers and flamers are okay
Move them down to mediocre. Too expensive for how little offense they have, while being 2W wonders.

Lord of Changes (or any Greater Daemon sans Bloodthirsters imo) were never worth it without sinking 40pts in for two Greater Daemonic Gifts.

And right now LoC are in an akward spot of supposed to be the Pyschic Powerhouse... but he's just a shittier Bloodthirster.

But yup. Tzeentch got shit on. Tho with 60pts for 20 Wounds and Magnus being a TZEENTCH DAEMON, Tzeentch still does strong in tournaments.

>Deathguard won
>T5 mattered
>against S3 weapons
>that also wound T4 on 5s

He didn't stand a chance after I summoned a loyal imperial bloodthirster using the black magick of my resin dozer blades.
I'm terrified of looking like a waac now that asscan razors are the meta. I made them for an armored fist detachment with a predator commander in 7th to carry my bolter guys, and hoo boy are they better now. My only defense is I never made stormbolters. Also, thanks!

>yfw plastic SoB arrive and the sprues are dated to 2008

24 shots hitting on 3s at S4.

Hmmm does this matter? Nah, bait man said it didn't.

>Plastic sisters coming soon

>Plastic sister coming EVENTUALLY

He rumours are never wrong because they are so fucking vague it's beyond belief.

If one of her rumours is found to be false, she just claims it got pushed back. If she ever says Fires of Cyraxus is coming soon I will cry, because that means I'll be dead before it comes out.

Post some pics

Surprinsing happy end !

At least they're proper assault cannon turrets and not just spare assault cannons or dreadnought arms dropped on top of a regular Rhino.

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user, re read the post.

YOU MONSTER
I can feel a stiff breeze in my neckbeard
...tis destiny.
I MUST DESTROY YOU
Honestly, I've found that Asscan Razorbacks, while amazing, are only really good if you've already got your anti-tank firepower taken care of (but then again, a Predator Destructor and Plasmabellynaut take care of that pretty well)

That looks really cool.

I thought Scion lasguns were only S3?

Yeah, I really hope they don't get shat on when daemons get a book just because of brimstones and magnus ruling the competitive scene. With some new psyker powers and increased offensive power most stuff would be fine IMO. the survivability is solid, but units like pinks just don't do anything.

Lords of change could use more defensive ability though. Was way too easy to mow down with bolters.

Also a soul grinder failed to deal a single wound to my inceptors in melee. Sad.

Why the fuck do I never see people use dark eldar forgeworld.
Such cool models but so rare.

Unless you play to lose, you are WAAC

They are, but the gatling cannon from the taurox prime is heavy 20 at S4. Add in a few bolt pistols and a stormbolter too.

Fucking annoying shit.

So ive been thinking of getting into the tabletop after dicking around with friends armies, and would like to start an eldar army, maybe some harlys thrown in. Im looking for casual play so id like to make a small fluffy list, maybe some sort of spooky themed group of my dudes with wraithguard and wraith specters (friend had a few, they seemed cool). Any suggestions or recommended units? Or any place to read up on them? ALso is the start collectin for the eldar worth picking up?

Wraith guard or wraith spectres.

Download books in the OP

I've not yet heard music that work for Death guard or Orks, it's always just been random shit with a sentence or two some idiot though fitted or a crummy beat box and synth guitar "metal" track.

Holy shit.
I did not know that.
My bad, user. How the fuck did you win against that?

> FORGE WORLD turrets
Literally Hitler

I'd like Screamers to get either 3W, a better Advance, rework their Slashing. And maybe their bite to get bonus To Hit vs. VEHICLE / MONSTERS.

I do find Pinks do work... so long as you have the points to Split! And then all they do is act as an anvil for your Daemon Prince to be the hammer

Any source yet on cadia standa or eye of night?

Both, if thats possible? And maybe add a fighter for air support or some swooping hawks.

Check that shit out.

well if faeit is to be believed which... well is a long shot sisters next year maybe? If we got dino elves before then I'd laugh.

NONE CAN STOP THE MEME MAGIK

>>dreadnought arms on a rhino
I love the las predator this edition. Mine repeatedly overperforms. Glad folks with the autocannon finally got their time in the sun too.

And yeah, I definitely found myself a bit low on at in games against mechanized guard players this edition a few times until I learned to get enough redundant AT for sure.

I like Hell March 2 or Hell March 3 for evil slogging armies themes like DG or R&H

>Almost 2 years ago
Looking like a negative to me

what a joke of a person you have to be to believe this shit

>wraith specters
You mean shadow specters?

Hilariously I was thinking of just using some aelf shit and guardians to make exodite guardians instead. Or something along those lines.

Conversion fags.

How the fuck can I do up some harakoni warhawks? Cadian minis, rebreather heads, elysian grave chutes?

Now how the fuck do I get those para-lasguns?

A few lizardmen exodite conversion armies are floating around out there. They don't look too bad.

Take normal lasguns and snip the stock?

For DG, maybe something slowerbwith a driving beat and orchestral. Try some ES Posthumus.
Orks is 80s speed metal all the way. Iron maiden, Judas priest, etc.
Matching tunes to armies you have to dive feet first into the hamfistiness. The song I linked for Dark Eldar is so edgy and bad but fitting for 80s drugged up. Space pirates. Embrace the edge.

Oh, you know what he didn't bring his prince, that certainly would help..

Itd be nice if heralds buffed the str of pinks shooting instead of or in addition to their melee.

Agree on the screamers. I'm sure they're just a bit under the weather as a precaution/punishment post 7th for screamerstar. Shame, they're fun to paint and cute.

>whole of 2018 to get dino elves.

Fuck you. I counter a smug picture with an even smugger picture.

I will say the theme they got in DoW 3 was very close with the constant stompy thump and noise, though a bit too much bleep-bloop.

More boots, hammer and angle grinders might make it great.

r8 plz

Las-carabines?

But... no pull stock? Yeah you know what fuck it.

Yes thats what i meant. Kinda fucked it up there

kys