Your party must convince the druid of the forest to let them pass

Promise that we'll return with headpats and cookies, and also that we'll plant 100 trees elsewhere as payment.

>must

I'm an anti-druid, so I raze the forest and turn it into a really inefficient city.

>the druid girl fell down...

>enormous globs of residential district broken up by slightly less enormous globs of industrial or recreational districts
This must be the work of an enemy post-expansion American civil engineer...

Nice dubadubs btw.

>druid looks mildly annoyed as you futily try to get living trees to catch fire during autumn
>points out that if by some miracle you managed to get a fire going he's got control over the weather anyways

what now?

Our Warrior Summoner outranks her, what with being the High Priestess and all.
And by outrank, I mean adopt. Because she and her C'iel Dragon wife have been looking to have kids, anyway.

>senpai might notice
>Not Yuusha-sama

One job. One job.

convince him i am the god of death, and i shall let the forest live if i pass

I grope her butt.

>Druid of the forest, kindly let us pass.

>Then why is he bothering to walk?
>He could have just flown or teleported or some shit
>Something's up.

You're all idiots.
The solution to a loner living in the woods that you need to convince to let you pass is giving them a flask of whiskey.
This works 100% of the time, even on little girls.

Apologize, then go on our way.
come back tomorrow with the entire party stocked on summoning/CC spells and hold the druid down for as long as it takes.

I'd let this user have the druid's favor. A+

Just feeblemind the bitch and move on I'll portent her a 1 as well just in case

Thanks, user.
It's like none of these other guys have interacted with forest people before.

Play hide and seek with her, obviously.

>fortunate son starts playing in the distance

Give her a headpat.

Let me pass you hippie shit or i'll hang you with your own intestines

Look, either we pass through your forest, or we pass over its ashes.

I ask nicely.

Hey, the boss isn't that fussed about where I dump this load of Agent Orange...

>not meeting a fellow caster as a friend and colleague.
>being so hamfisted in your threats

I can't hear her answer over how on fire she is.

>Push her down
>Take her bell

I roll to seduce

>The Finn sniffs the bottle you give him nervously, grabs it, and then bounds off into the forest grunting primitively

ah, the majesty of nature

Now I'm sad.

This helped though

Considering it's not in US...

The answer is either headpats or mindbreaking rape

>not realizing tyhat a Druid gwets 1000 faces at high levels
>not realizing that she could turn into a dire bear, a manticore, a fire elemental, or a treant at the drop of a hat
>HEADPATS or RAPE
Make the right choice, user, because the wrong one could be fatal.

rape it is

>not wanting to bone all mythological creatures

It took me a moment to realize this wasn't another besieged gif

Holy fuck

Jokes on you, the horrible fantasy creature option was actually headpats.

misread as
>your party must convince the druid of the forest to let them piss

Which is an equally valid hook

Punch him so hard he explodes.

Whizzard spotted

>or I will mercilessly destroy you and everyone and everything you hold dear with my most powerful spells.

I offer to give her head pats if she will let us through.

Promise to take a shit on the oldest tree to fertilize it if the druid would let us pass.

>OI! DIS BIT'A GREENERY A NASH-NUL PARK? IF'N IT AIN'T, I'Z A MIND TA BUYZ IT OFFA YUH! WE NEED PARKING LOTS AND STRIP MALLS FOR DA WAAAAAAAGH!

>druid loli
>character specifically described as wizard in class based setting
I'm now gonna go watch this week's episode, haven't seen it yet.

I'll give her plenty of headpats and hold her hand until we reach the other side of the forest.

>>enormous globs
Those are single-family houses, they are as inefficient as you can get.
Now commie blocks, those things are wonderful for actual enormous globs of residental districts!

Now that's what I call edgy!

I give the queen of summer the fishe

Even though as a player I 100% know that it isn't going to work, my character would do what he always try to do
Cast invisibility and sneak like past like a pussy

Sauce, kind fa/tg/uy?

you and I are one in the same. I posted being the coward theif I am.

i wanna pat a fluffy girl so much

....sir? I hesitate to ask, but why does the Waaaaaaagh need strip malls?

Fucking disgusting ROLLplayer murderhobo

Jesus those are the only two options?
Some people need to find Jesus or find a noose.