/cyoag/ - Unlovable Edition

Prior thread: Thread question: what is one ability/choice/power/theme that you would like to see recur in new content?

Sidenote: do not summon authors.

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Forgot something, granted I don't know how often it gets used.

I summon SDA.

But you can't summon yourself. That defeats the purpose of a summons.

TRAVELLER

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YOU
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HAVE
TRAVELLER

i summon myself

The fuck is traveller? Some sort of WIP CYOA?

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Every time you do this you have a 0.5% chance of giving Highlander breast cancer.

TRAVELLER
PPP+
RWBY COMPANIONS

WHENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

GIVE ME TRAVELLER

And it just increased to 1% you bitchy asshole.

>what is one ability/choice/power/theme that you would like to see recur in new content?
Vore

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I DEMAND TRAVELLER

> In which the gang forces an author to get a mastectomy.

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Never. Calm down, skeleton.

>Traveller
Highlander is dead
>PPP+
Italics is fucking retarded
>RWBY companions
Gilgamesh is a cuck

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Because he'll fucking post it himself anyway, here is worst girl.

He's probably banned after what he pulled last thread.

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How do I summen a waifu

I saw someone say his posts got deleted, but what the fuck happened?

consult /x/

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He posted nsfw shit, which got deleted. Then he reposted it and it got deleted again.

This makes me happy.

That owl looks happy. Too happy.

Have a sad owl instead.

A plushy is a pale imitation to the real thing.

Why is the owl sad?

Cease your owlposting. The god-pug demands OC.

Kingdom builder when?

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Shut your shit up, dumb dogposter

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pocket dimension builders

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Have the best one so far.

Another one? You just had Time of Troubles, you want more?

>no house style options
>no outside dimension building
>best

Yes more. Time of Trouble wasn't my thing. Way too big and I dislike the eastern european influences. Fantasy or bust. I prefer the Empress cyoa or Magical realm or Domain Master

unpopular opinion, i like Tok and his CYOAs

Tok is only good for bullying.

Hey buddy I think you're in the wrong place, Reddit's two blocks down

you don't get pocket dimension powers though.

Here, the latest in pocket dimensions.

>Pocket dimensions were a tiny place where you could retreat and be comfy
>Now they are massive and can be customized down to how pebbles are aligned

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>I dislike the eastern european influences.
You officially have shit taste.

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>Gilgamesh is a cuck
>fucked every woman in his kingdom
>cuck

literal goddesses wanted that AUO dick

>I dislike the eastern european influences
You sound like a Paskva, or worse a Latio.

It's okay, but I think the best one was the page long one with a focus on making your house/surroundings I forgot what it's called

casual

>Admitted what made Saber beautiful was that she was unattainable
>gets cucked by some red headed sword fetishist
>gets his magical weapons taken by the BLACK knight
>let's his best friend/husbando fuck whores in front of him
>his husbando could get KoO'ed as well because he's a weapons

>his husbando could get KoO'ed as well because he's a weapons
delusional jetfag

>lets his best friend have his sloppy seconds
ftfy

Oh ho, what's this I see? A potential fan of the upcoming Fantasy Nation Builder CYOA?

I am making one right now, and while it will have some Eastern European Kingdoms, it will have many others too.

It literally only takes Unrivaled realizing that Enkidu is a weapon for him to use KoO on him. All he needs is for a master to use a command seal to make him realize it

for kekalot to take a weapon he has to be capable of using it, and that jobber cant even take warships because "they are a means of weapons transportation"

hell, he didnt manage to steal invisible air for gods sake

Can clarify what you exactly you dislike about the Eastern Euro stuff? Besides unpronouncable names?

How are they unpronounceable

this thread too spooky

Highlander is too small to have breasts. They would weigh her down and make Traveller come even more slowly. Praise the flat brown goddess

here's some comfy to balance it out

I will take all the Peculiarities

Yes! But it would be better in an all fantasy setting, in my opinion. Bot telling you how to make your cyoa though.

I dislike all real world connections for a kingdom builder. Doesn't matter who or where. I prefer the vast fantasy setting with various races (or human only), but just a completely unrelated.

needs moree skeletons and owls and batcats and vampire pumpkins.
Is there a spooky comfy cyoa?
or a comfy spooky cyoa would also be acceptable

(no sexy witches though, just spooky witches)

I sure love waiting for the updated conduit

How about cute witches?

>no sexy witches though, just spooky witches
what about this EVIL witch

>Also, they're an eternal punishment for something you haven't even done yet, you're trapped in them forever, and you have to take tremendous disadvantages just to have something that even resembles the real world, let alone an improvement on the real world
>They're also the creator's commentary on why he personally thinks immortality is a bad thing

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>you will never write over 25,000 words just to show how you think something people like is actually bad

no, fuck off, there's plenty of sexy or lewd or waifu cyoa for that. It's boring when all the cyoa end up catering to the same things regardless of what the cyoa was about.
And it ruins the immersion when there are options put there just to get your dick wet but that don't fit with the overall tone of he cyoa.
if it's a spooky cyoa all the options should be spooky. If it's a comgy spooky all the options should be a combination of comfy and spooky.
Putting in a lewd or cute or sexy option would ruin it.( yes, that includes a combination of sexy/cute/lewd plus comfy plus spooky)

Also no weeb art, because that doesn't fit spooky. ( there are good spooky manga, but that's not what is commonly understood as weeb art)

I really really hate this CYOA.

I feel the same way tbqh, I can't even force myself to make a build. A shame because the author makes very good stuff in my opinion.

Whoa mate, calm down a bit alright?

too much uneasiness and too many waifu options, and in general too depressing to be truly comfy.

Actually this is making me think of making a CYOA myself, halloween inspired, with lots of orange and black ocntrasts, warm pastel colors and a sense of quiets, the rest of things dying, of waiting for winter to come, in a warm room, while cold gathers outside.

If I ever find the motivation before halloween,this or next year's.

Posting this again.

Why tho.

Asked this before last thread died but what is the point of Nameless Warrior now, it was much better in the old version incredibly strong but the trade-off made it meaningful.

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Why does the Imperial Thrones in PP promote homosexuality, incest, rape, socialism, and other forms of degeneracy?

Daily reminder that Medea is a whore

Yes this is bait

Infinite sacrifice power is a big thing you know.

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It was too vague. The new version specifies how exactly you're going to do what the previous one said.

not spooky, not dark, and not comfy.
It feels like a hodgepodge of random supernatural shit, much like the random styles of art used.
Almost every supernatural thing is very in your face, there's not subtly or nuance, so it comes off like haunted house at a carnival or a school in Harry Potter rather than what it seems to be attempting to do. It lacks the oppressive but muted feel of the village, but it isn't adventures or spirited. It feels very hollow and thrown together.
I honestly think this might be one of dsa's worst works, aside from maybe the joke ones he's made.

I actually like it precisely because it's too grim to be comfy. I was, was, working on a CYOA similar to this one. Obscura. What I was trying to make was precisely that. A comfydark world with more emphasis on the dark side of it.
I'll probably post a build in a while. I dig this a decent amount.

I completely disagree but you are entitled to your opinions.

Does anyone have Italics kitsune cyoa and/or the prequel?