Warhammer 40,000 General /40kg/

That is... not daily Duncan.

Inside Tallarn chimeras to outflank them closer to the enemy.

They don't have to be.

>INSAYD JOOO

Ikran is not horse.

Which chaos god is lewdest?

No longer provide cover for lads behind, run with a priest and go full bullgryn beefstick.

Or just take Deddog like a waacfag

>squatted Rough Riders
>here look at these awesome Guard regiments made from Age of Sigmar stuff, from various 40k boxes and a lot of hard work!

Hmm.

Looks more like a goat.

Anyway, something with hips that narrow would never be able to birth anything.

Geez girl -do you have enough horns?

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>Being able to carry 50% of her bodyweight on her neck
I'm sure that would be uncomfortable

You just wanted to post that picture didnt you?

I want to see what slaneesh is doing under the table.

I need a picture of this to understand.

Verminlord isn't real vermin.
That thing is as female as a keeper of secrets.

I'm using Forge World units and doors in my Ultramarines army.
Say something nice to me.

I hope the Horned Rat himself appears in your kitchen tonight.

Play any good games guys?

My local GW store is quite limiting and I'm not sure where else to look for bigger games. They do 30 power level games for beginners (Like myself) or 50 power level for more experienced guys on 40k nights.

Might have to look into gaming clubs etc

It would rend your mortal mind.

>as female as a keeper of secrets
Good enough in other words?

That only after clan moulder get their claws on them.
I suppose they look much like male skaven before that, especially since female rats don't exhibit secondary sexual characteristics before their first pregnancy, and that a female grey seer is possible.

Besides, 40k has Hrud and beastmen if you want space skaven.

They aren't squatted, you just gotta use the index points for them

>Power Level
>Experienced

That sounds sucky. My game was 1000 points but I usually play at 2000 points.
Though as long as it's fun, slaughtering guardsmen is always won. Tabled him turn 6

Any more pics of skaven girls?

Yeah that's what I mean.

Does slaneesh just use a regular humanoid hand to fap with? A tentacle? If it's fapping with a crab claw what are the logistics of this?

Or does slaneesh have an entire limb whose sole purpose is to act as an orifice for self-gratification? So it's like an onahole build into the arm.

I need answers.

When are we likely going to know what the next book is going to be?

Is Tzeentch a minmaxing rules lawer that only plays casters, and argues with Khorne a lot because Khorne only plays martials?

If I take Yarrick as my Warlord can he order Bullgryns?

Yes.

Tyranids and Eldar, they'll probably release them at the same time and after that they might show off whats coming next during their open day in the last weeks of November.

Don't sexualize the rat girls!

Can you order after disembarking?

Noone can order Bullgryns. And due to the wording, Yarrick can't order anyone. Typical GW

>tfw your marine kills a fucking trukk with his bolt pistol
>tfw your lib dread tears apart a fucking warboss and painboy with no problems but then dies to a fucking boss nob

Why were rough riders removed from the codex? What the fuck? It's not like they don't have models.

sure.

I do what I want damn it.

I knew it was Nids or Eldar, but I thought it'd be Either Or. Simultaneus would suck, I was hoping for some new stuff for both.

Their models are getting squatted in the near future.

Meh
I was talking about canon ones. Big and sexy like

no
i used my librarian dread for the first time, hes fucking cancer in a box, sheild of sanguinius is fucking great on tacticals
my marine killed a trukk with his bolt pistol
and the my librarian dread did 21 damage total to his painboy and warboss, and the painboy didnt block a single one

*genocides your race*

I did the same and made a bodyguard with maul and brute shield, bodyguard with a ripper gun, armoyur and slab shield and single bone 'ead with ripper gun in case I ever buy more ogryns and want to fill a chimera

Will 3 squads of 5 reivers with deepstrike make good objective grabbers?

>QUADRATIC WHAT YOU FUCK?

Better?

Literally Hitler

Yarrick can totally order other, smaller commissars.

Pile in and attack, boiz

here is an old model

GREETINGS BATTLE BROTHERS I AM NEW. HOLDS UP BOLTER MY NAME IS SERGEANT ARGUS BUT YOU CAN CALL ME BATTLE BROTHER. AS YOU CAN SEE I AM VERY LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. THAT IS WHY I HAVE COME HERE, TO MEET OTHER BATTLE BROTHERS WHO ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR LIKE MYSELF. I AM 127 YEARS OF AGE ( PRAISE THE EMPEROR) I LIKE TO PURGE HERETICS AND XENO SCUM WITH MY BATTLE BROTHERS ( I LOVE MY BATTLE BROTHERS, IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT THE DEAL WITH IT) IT IS OUR FAVORITE ACTIVITY BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR. ALL MY BATTLE BROTHERS ARE LOYAL TO THE EMPEROR TOO OF COURSE, BUT I WANT TO MEET MORE LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR. LIKE THE EMPEROR ONCE SAID, THE MORE THE MERRIER. I HOPE TO BOND WITH A LARGE AMOUNT OF LOYAL SERVANTS OF THE EMPEROR SO JOIN ME IN PRAISE OF THE EMPEROR. FAREWELL.

PRAISE THE EMPEROR

BATTLE BROTHER

You have it backwards, dustfag. Fenris recovered just fine while Prospero lies in ashes.

I don't see what this has to do with killing all the jews.

What if the skinny sexy rat women are just drones?

They've evolved/been bred to have a form humans find appealing, but are themselves incapable of birthing young.

Instead, their bodies act like walking semen reservoirs. They go out and seduce humans, storing their semen within their bodies, and then return to the brood mother where they use their rat dick to transfer the collected semen into her to create more skaven.

>some relics give different unique psyker powers to use
>and/or if your warlord is a psyker you can dedicate your warlord to either one of the unique cults or Tzeentch
Good idea for Thousand Sons? Bad?

Rulesless Resin is a step in the reich direction.

I think that might have been the most heretical thing I have ever read.

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What is one thing you knew before you started 40k ?

oh my.

Why the fuck are Tallarn 40$ When every other Metal regiment is 35$?

"I FEEL THE WARP OVERTAKING ME"

How to tie my shoes.

that drugs are cheaper

If u wt 2 W u gt 2 P

I didn't pickup 40k until I was in highschool, so I knew a lot of things.

Like what your mothers pussy tastes like for example.

Orks are a melee race

Oh please. 40k isn't even that expensive of a hobby.

That the Emperor could do no wrong

If you think 40k is bad you should see how much people who have photography as a hobby spend.

That ancient humans in the far future worships a corpse clogging a golden toilet

>Friend says he doesn't understand how someone can spend hundreds of dollars on models and paint

>Proceeds to spend $400 on hand made clothing at a renaissance fair
>Because he doesn't want to wear the same hand made renaissance outfit to the fair each year.
>Where he attends for a single day only.

>$400 a year
Whimsical sigh

Who was in the wrong here?

Both?

everyone

The pigwolves.

Tzeentch and to a lesser extent the Emperor.

Valdor. He knew what not bringing Magnus back alive meant for the future of humanity, but ducked the responsibility of keeping Russ in check.

officio prefectus isnt an regiment, just a regular keyword

>tfw you spend around a $1000 dollars per year on plastic crack

everyone, but especially the wolves

>all smiles

i have 420 euro and i plan to spend them on increasing my Astra Militarum army and my Blood Angels.
Dubs tell me what to buy

Why?

BULLGRYNS AND BANEBLADES!.

Dragon dildos.

What guard army do you play?

fluff reasons

Arent Dragon dildos eldar units ? How can i sue them as IG/BA player ?

BANEBLADES AND BULLGRYNS!

My army is the 8th cadian

BULLBLADES AND BANEGRYNS ?