Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1791: Shrimp Heaven NOW Edition

The thing is, Primate Murder only decided to look cute because it was getting cool with humans and didn't want to scare the shit out of them anymore. Plus being cute gets you cuddled by cute girls, and being raised by Merlin meant that this Primate Murder is a bit of a perv. If he wanted to, PM could turn into a fuck off wolf monster.

>ITT on daily basis

Taco Bell is good. Taco Bell is your friend. Taco Bell just wants what is best for you. Obey the Taco Bell.

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Demolition man were a hard 10 years

I recommend Eldritch brand condoms. Eldritch brand condoms, the only brand of condoms that prevents pregnancy, but still causes the children to be born.

>implying there's any such thing as "pure" cultural dishes, or that there has been for the last few centuries

How naive.

Tell that to the giant row of short stabbing spears and cowhide shields behind me.

Help.

International Taco Tuesdays?

Have you tried using The Fork of Diety Hunting?

If I had a Taco Bell nearby me again I would eat there literally every day.

Friendly reminder that if you don't kill Evangelyne you're a NTR enabler.

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I've tried everything. She won't stop chasing me!

Why would I do that? I love her after all.

>"Friendly reminder."

Do I need to start the friendly reminders implying your mother and sordid acts with barnyard animals again?

Wonder what the Mexica would say about the top panel, what with the Spanish introducing all those fancy spices from India and little garnishes from China, and their European livestock meats.

Fuck off, JANon.

Why does that taco on the top right look like it has dog turds in it?

Pretty much every character? I mean, it's a fanservice harem series, there are attractive women everywhere. It gets to the point where one of the reasons for Issei's harem protagonist denseness is that he's desensitized to flirtatious supernatural ladies. Even the male characters aren't exempt. We all know you're into Issei, Kiba. It's pretty obvious by now.

>I've tried everything.
>It can make outer gods that are in
the form of cute girls cower by showing it to them threateningly.

Who?

That's what beef looks like when you cook it and then save an image of it as a jpeg.

Because it is probably made from stray dogs
t.Spic
Eh, most people I know dont put shit on their Tacos apart from some sauces and lemon.

Chaldea doesn't seem to care much about your personal rights if they think you'll be useful. They don't intentionally make pseudo-servants, but they won't spend time trying to undo it since the pseudo-servant is more useful.

I like whats in the bottom taco better then the top ones but I like the top ones soft shell better then the bottom one. What a conundrum.

Are there multiple grails in Fate/Go?

Friendly reminder that friendly reminders cause cancer in laboratory animals and autists.

Emiya needs a stern talking to about his whole "Hurr I should betray my loved ones so they're easier to betray later" bullshit. Cheating on Iri isn't really defensible, even if she is too retarded to hold it against him.

>muh NTR
>When the average jumper steals waifus like its the end of the world

Yes, there are.

I don't think it's cheating if it was done with her permission.

Emiya is just a hot mess in the core time line. There is no talking to him at all, no until he's lost everything. Only in Prisma Illya does he have his shit together.

Mil-tan of course.

Friendly reminder you will die alone and unloved.

Is anyone making a Gunbuster/Diebuster jump?

#NotAllJumpers #SoOffended

>like its the end of the world
But it is the end of the world. Granted, I'm the world-ending threat, but still!

No. How are things on SB, btw?

Reminder that Mil-tan is actually one of the most powerful beings in the setting, despite not having any magic backing him up, and that if you just granted his wish to be the little girl you'd get an incredible ally for life.

It ain't none of my business. Do you just go around interfering with everyone's personal life?

So do we obliterate him?

Probably around the same as your asshole you butt-blasted faggot.

>Muh cultural purity
Mexican culture is already mixed as fuck, and so is their food. It's not some pure Aztec dish cooked for over a thousand years.

Besides, you can appreciate both. Americans love to take food and adapt it. Sometimes these adaptations are a wonderful new take (hamburgers evolving from the hamburger steak), other times they're an abomination. But just because it's adapted doesn't mean you shouldn't give it a chance, it's not like American food is innately inferior (only the ignorant fed on fast food would claim that.)

Plus there is not a single place in the US where you can't get 'real' tacos. Usually called fajitas or soft shelled tacos. We get to have both.

What type of dev where you and what type of games did you make, in the Generic Videogame Developer jump?

I've thought about it. It's a fun setting, and I'd like to Super Inazuma Kick a space monster. But I don't have confidence in my ability to make a good jump, I'd rather cut my teeth on something easier to balance, first.

What does Space Battles have to do with Gunbuster and Diebuster? Aside from the fact that there are many space battles in those shows.

>Evangelyne
The cheater is Amalia, you idiot. The brown elf. Eva is the blonde elf who is 100% pure and faithful to her husband with whom she's having like a dozen fucking kids because they fuck so much. Eva is innocent. Amalia is not.

Also you don't have to kill her. Kill Yugo's evil clone whose stupid name I forgot. He's a villain anyway. Tell Yugo that Amalia is a slut and point him at some other cute girl who'll be faithful. Murder is pointless, especially when you can stop this shit from happening.

#YesALLJumpers

Haven't gone there yet, but when I do get there the first thing I'm doing is telling Ryan specifically NOT to put any ~ATH code in the games.

Blah blah blah powerwanking blah blah blah. That's all your gonna get from him probably.

Yo.

No, we do Fate Zero and smack him upside the head before murdering the Einzbern clan before they can begin the Grail War.

We then take Sella away and give her the life she deserves.

Has a cuphead jump been claimed?

NOOOO BUT FUCK YOU I HAVE TO TAKE OUT MY FRUSTRATIONS AGAINST WOMANKIND BY MURDERING KEKSLUTS

I tried to make games that shifted the cultural perception of gaming away from it being all shooters and RPGs. Not to say that my studio didn't make those, too, but we also produced a lot of experimental puzzle games and simulators. Given that we started early on in the industry's lifecycle, and the major dev team was made of my companions with all our superior coding and business management perks, we did pretty well and wound up shaping the industry. AAA games were thus a much more varied field than the predominantly action-focused titles you get in our world.

>Not taking all the girls except Chloe
They're all cute.

So where is this all happening at?

No.

People keep saying "jump when?" but no one is actually willing to put in a bit of work and make it.

No, and it'd be better served as a Gauntlet.

Also it's basically just a fucking boss rush with attached platforming segments. It's not worth the hype beyond the art style, which is admittedly refreshing to see.

It was from Emiya's perspective. He specifically thinks of ti as a betrayal of her. Like I said, Iri is too retarded to care, be hurt by it, or even consider holding a grudge. Emiya is none of those things. He knows what he did and why he did it, and he certainly doesn't think of it from the perspective of some swinger or whatever. To him, he did something evil.

Why isn't Tsukihime in the Fate/ Folder? It's a Fate/ Jump…

Is he a good person?

No it isn't. It's a separate part of the Type-Moon universe, same setting but has nothing to do with Fate.

It's not Fate. It's Type-Moon. Same company, not the same franchise.

No.

Who are you in the first place?

Are people really bad at video games, or is it harder than it looks?

'Cause all of the demos and previews from before it came out showed people dying a lot, but it didn't look like you should be getting hit as much as they were.

>lumping in that garbage with Valeria's jumps.

How about no.

>pic
Wha..what is this?

I fucking love how the Cuphead dev is this beefy fucker literally named Chad. A Chad who loves hard, traditional 2D platformers and old style cartoon animation. It's like he was perfectly designed to shit on other indie devs in every way.

Is that from the Light Novel? He's a fucking melodramatic loser then.

You can't take Illya and not her sister, who is like literally half her soul.

You gotta take the good with the bad, the good wholesome girl with the slut who literally needs to suck dicks to survive.

It's not like it's her fault.

>Rotlu Noiro
>Orion Ultor
>???
>Not Ultron

I'm not fooled.

It actually is the same universe. Or maybe that was retconned can't even remember anymore.

The Chad of course.

He truly is the Überdev

It's not a thing against women, it's a thing against cheaters. Unless you're implying all women are cheaters. I agree with user that it makes Amalia disgusting, but his reaction is just too extreme. It's always better to avoid a situation than have to deal with it.

Wakfu?

I realized I brainfarted the moment I posted…my bad.
A baby who keeps forgetting that they need a name…before it didn't ever occur to me I needed one.

It's a hard game. People are human and make mistakes, it's easy to see what went wrong in a recording and account for it.

That said, a lot of people playing the game tend to be stupid while playing it. It's weird.

>You can't take Illya and not her sister, who is like literally half her soul.
You can if you prevent Chloe from being born, which is incredibly easy to do.

It's mostly just people being really bad at video games.

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The future you choose.

The current plan is to pump out a bunch of high-quality, low-cost porn games to keep the company afloat for 10 years, and then create expensive DLC where most of the story is after everyone has decided who their waifu is. And then the punishment will begin.

Tell me your secrets senpai

It's difficult, but not to the point of being "THE DANK SOULS OF FIRST GENERATION PLATFORMERS" or wahtever the fuck the buzzword is now.

You're going to lose. You're going to learn from your losing. And for fuck's sake, PARRY THE FUCKING PINK PROJECTILES AND ENVIRONMENTAL OBJECTS.

Fate Zero is an anime senpai. I think it goes into more detail about his infidelity and his feelings about it in the supplementary material.

I guess? He's a joke character, it's not like he gets much character development. But he seems like a nice guy. Gets frustrated that Issei can't help him with his body dysmorphia issues, but never seems to hold it against him. And he helps out when things are bad and punches out wizards that are trying to hurt innocent people. I'd say he's a good person.

It says a lot when Dark Souls is the first difficult game many of these people have ever played.

Uh, it was a light novel series first.

baka-tsuki.org/project/index.php?title=Fate/Zero

Well user, Chloe is born when Illya has a magic overload episode. So. Teach Illya better control, or siphon off the extra prana, or just slap a sealing bracelet on her that prevents her from overloading.

>Wakfu?
Alright thanks.

Aight senpai. But yes, him being a melodramatic asshole is canon to the anime.

But then she'll have that cock sucker inside her.